unhinged tumbles from a beautiful imagination

Larkin Evandra Starshine von Bellemere Calico Roque Veronica Ozymandias Laser-Dragon Carmichael They / She Unisex, Ambidextrous, Benderfluid, Emasculated, Interrogative, Fascinating, ACAB, Polyurethane, Nintendo Switch, Uno Reverse

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[micchiyt]

One time Jerma said he thought hatsune miku was 7-8 feet tall and now that's all I can think about.

Imagine giant animatronic miku. Made large so she can be seen on stage. She is tended to by her many stagehands. Huzzah.

[larkin-e-carmichael]

Podcast that begins as generic as possible, but gradually reaches the point of narrowcasting to like 3 people.

Podcast that is the equivalent of vagueposting about your friends, but in a fun, ironic way. Maybe the object of the post becomes a guest when/if they guess right.

Podcast that is basically just a very informal game of taboo. (The board game)

Podcast that makes Riley happy.

Podcast about the childhood the hosts definitely shared and aren't making up Marmoset Chronicles style.

Podcast ranking all vegetables in a tier chart, one item at a time.

Podcast that is just a parody of the first podcast the host ever listened to.

[animentality]

[augredemesjours]

[thedankmemes]

[memeuplift]

[vigilante-apologist]

Main character trios are meant to end up as a polycule and you can’t change my mind

[marisatomay]

passports…should not expire

[marisatomay]

actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all

[marisatomay]

i love it here

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Me when I'm about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport

[milflaralorvan-deactivated20231]

"In 1914, warring states France, Germany, and Italy were the first to make passports mandatory, a measure rapidly followed by others, including the neutral states of Spain, Denmark and Switzerland.

At the end of the war, the regime of obligatory passports was widespread. The 1919 Treaty of Versailles, which established the League of Nations, stipulated that member states commit to 'secure and maintain freedom of communications and of transit'."

...

"World leaders were still talking about banning passports as late as 1963, when the UN Conference on International Travel and Tourism recognised 'the desirability, from both an economic and social point, of progressively freer international travel'."

source

they were literally supposed to be a temporary war measure, and it's not like there wasn't anti-immigrant sentiment or paranoia about terrorism before world war i. they're totally pointless even if you use those garbage arguments

[bratty-catboy]

where’s my transfem roommate who comes into my room at night to feel me up until she just has to fuck me. she would pull off my boxers, revealing my soft pussy. she would spread my legs and put the tip of her cock into the warm heat of my cunt, slowly thrusting just the tip in and out until she suddenly burys her girlcock in me balls deep. i wake with a startle but have no time to recover because she’s already fucking me fast and deep. any protests i make would be shut down when she pins me down and shoves her fingers in my mouth, commanding me to suck them. when i don’t follow her order she pinches my nose and when i open my mouth to breathe she pulls her cock out of my pussy and shoves it down my throat. she would grab my head and fuck my throat until she empties her load into my mouth. she would roughly shove her girldick back into my boypussy and continue roughly fucking me until she pushes my legs up above my head in a mating press and floods my womb with her girlcum. she would continue using my pussy as her sex toy and cumdump until my cunt was leaking her cum. she would take a picture of my legs above my head, cum pouring out of my pussy before saying “this time again tomorrow pet”

[ftmtoyboy]

I'll tie you naked to the coffee table, blindfold you and invite all my trans fem friends around. We'll be enjoying ourselves, smoking, playing videogames, making out etc and whenever anyone needs relief we use you, shoving our girlcocks in as hard as we want to and use you for as long as we want to. We'll give no warning so you'll have no idea when it's coming. Of course, you'll get pregnant from this, but I won't even tell you who turned up that day so good luck finding out whose kid it is. That's your problem now

I’d be such a fun party activity, whimpering and crying softly enough you can barely hear me over the chatter and video game music, tensing up and flinching whenever I hear footsteps approaching. You’d have to keep a towel or tarp under the table since I’d be dripping with cum all night, unable to even wriggle away as I’m filled and covered by you all. When I get pregnant, any of you could pass by and know you could be responsible, even as I’m unable to recognize you since I never saw your face, only tasted your cum

[anexperimentallife]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[xochimillilili]

I think more fellow doms should make pathetic sounds. Like damn, if my baby boy's pussy is so fucking tight and breedable and practically sucking the life out my cock I want him to know.

Slap his ass, make the scratches on his back bleed some, and fill his cunt but moan and whimper alongside him as you do it~

[fibro-memes]

[callmebliss]

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

[macleod]

I've seen this passed around a few times, and I have one thing to say:

It's online. The book was carefully and wonderfully recreated online by hand. You can find it here. The entire book is this easy.

calculusmadeeasy.org