The Church of Larry

Come one, come all, and be blessed by THE Larry - Mammon's top crow! Only 100 Grimm per blessing! (He screams a lot, sorry.)

[larry-the-crow]

About The Boy™

• He is a crow (no shit, Sherlock). A big one. Who thinks he is a lap pet.

• His favourite snacc is Devil-O's cereals - the crunchier the better. (No soggy milky ones please)

• He is Mammon's favourite, always up for some mischief and thieving but much like his dad he is a Good Boy™ at heart and often gives away his loot.

• Lives for shiny things. Likes to lay on his hoard like a dragon and scream just for the sake of it. Then roll down the pile cackling.

• Loves his papa a lot even though he teases him endlessly - plucking out his hair (which he saves to line his bed with. He has saved every hair he can, even rescuing strands from Mammon's hairbrush. (Dad is soft and fluffy, makes good bed!) He also pecks him, screams at him, makes weird noises in his ear as the demon tries to sleep, plays dead to scare the poor guy, sits on his head, screams along to Mammon's music, steals food off his plate just for fun. (He likes to take noodles and swing them around everywhere because he likes the floppiness.)

• Once stole some of Mammon's spiciest noodles and screeched the House of Lamentation down. Mammon had to half drown him in milk to help the burn but Larry hates milk so he sulked for a whole week.

• He's been around for MANY years - Mammon raised him from a chick so long ago no-one can quite remember when. Larry is Immortal, you cannot escape from him! (Possibly, nobody knows.)

• Just like his dad he likes looking for pretty shells on the beach, but also likes picking fights with crabs just for the fun of it.

• Can laugh. It used to creep everyone out but now they're used to it. Probably does it just TO creep people out. Often mimics Mammon's laugh too and he uses that to haunt Lucifer's dreams.

[babyanimalgifs]

Thirsty crow comes to humans for help 

(Source)

[belphies-pillow-deactivated2024]

What a sweet birdie! ♥️♥️♥️

[larry-the-crow]

Have a shiny

*a lump of black feathers unfurls and blinks lazily before focusing on the shiny, a happy but quiet "caw" leaving his beak*

Translation: Wow! Pretty! Larry tuck under his wing for safe keeping - very cold, brr. Not been out adventuring for while, instead using papa Mammon's bed-hair as...bed! Also, steal blankets. Yes! Thank you for shiny, love lots!

[larry-the-crow]

*Larry struts into view looking very happy, clacks his beak and tilts his head with a ruffle of feathers*

(Translation: Friends! Larry been on adventure! Found lots of shinies! I show you! Here...shiny necklace! Very nice! Feels good in beak, gold! Like papa! Haha! And ring! Black and shiny, with purple on it! Larry wish he could wear it! Also! Button! So shiny Larry see himself in it! Wow! Handsome! Haha!But favourite! Favourite of Larry is this!!)

*He holds up something very colourful and shiny*

(Shiny stone! Colours! Yay! Smooth and fun to roll, yes! Found on beach next to pretty shells!)

*he places it as his feet and taps it with a toe, rolling it away. he caws happily*

(Best time! Hope friends didn't miss Larry!)

[larry-the-crow]

Hey Larry! I didn't have anyting shiney for you today but I brought a box of devil-o's to share with you. I was just hoping to spend some time with you. -Jewel @thatone-devildom-jewel

*in his excitement he spins in a circle before jumping on your shoulder, headbutting your cheek and aggressively nuzzling*

(Translation: AHHHH! DEVIL-O'S! LARRY LOVE! YES YES YES THANK THANK THANK! We eat together, I feed you! You feed me! Best friends!)

[larry-the-crow]

Hey Larry! I found something for you. It was sparkly so I thought you might like it. @thatone-devildom-jewel

*he's speechles. caw-less? screamless? so shiny he cannot function. after a while he manages a little squeak*

(Translation: whoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaah!)

[thatone-devildom-jewel]

(Strokes his head) I love you Larry. Are you okay?

[larry-the-crow]

*he bobs his head enthusiastically*

(Translation: Yeah, yeah! Larry love you too! Gift so pretty, treasure it always! So shiny, shock Larry! Hahaha!)

[larry-the-crow]

Hey Larry! I found something for you. It was sparkly so I thought you might like it. @thatone-devildom-jewel

*he's speechles. caw-less? screamless? so shiny he cannot function. after a while he manages a little squeak*

(Translation: whoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaah!)

[larry-the-crow]

Hiya Larry *Cass gets closer to Larry* How've you been, making Mammon jealous with all the attention your getting?

*stretches himself up to his full height and fluffs up his feather, looking as smug as a crow can*

(Translation: Yes! He isn't talking to me right now, but I win him over later with something shiny! Worth it, humans are good scritchers!)

[castiel-multifandom]

Cass smiles at Larry. “I guess I’m not surprised, he probably thinks he should get some of whats given to him, but we humans do love cute things like crows.” He scritches Larry.

[larry-the-crow]

*tail waggle*

(Translation: Larry cute?! Larry cute! Yeah! Papa cute too - his hair fluffy, soft. I steal it haha!)

[3littleshits]

Ohmygosh so much good foods

[diavolos-diversions-deactivated]

@larry-the-crow I brought you a snack little guy. Sorry there weren’t any devil-o’s though.

[larry-the-crow]

!!!!

*Larry stomps his feets and spins in a circle before screeching excitedly*

(Translation: PRINCEY! It's been long time! Miss you! Sorry for stealing your ring. Thank you for food though, looks so TASTY!)

*practically smashes his face into the bowl of snacks with eagerness*

[larry-the-crow]

*gives 100 grimm* hi Larry!

*he screams*

(Translation: HELLO! I give you cereal, Devil-O, as thank you! Thank you!)

[ash-the-nekogirl]

Aw, thank you Larry. Would it be alright to pet you? *her tail swishes*

[larry-the-crow]

*he bows his head instantly, feet tapping excitedly*

(Translation: Yes yes yes yes!)

*his beady eyes catch sight of your tail though, his interest piqued. uh oh*

[ash-the-nekogirl]

*gently pets his head* such a good boy. *notices him starring at her tail* Larry, please don't pull out my tail fur.

[larry-the-crow]

*sad bird noises*

(Translation: Aw...fluffy)

*he's quickly distracted by the pets though and gets over it*

[larry-the-crow]

Hiya Larry *Cass gets closer to Larry* How've you been, making Mammon jealous with all the attention your getting?

*stretches himself up to his full height and fluffs up his feather, looking as smug as a crow can*

(Translation: Yes! He isn't talking to me right now, but I win him over later with something shiny! Worth it, humans are good scritchers!)

[larry-the-crow]

Hi Larry I have brought some offerings *gives Larry some jewelry* it doesn't fit me anymore so you can have it, make sure to hide it from Mammon cause those actually costed a lot of money and those are for you and you alone *scritches him*

*he caws quietly, staring at the shinies and poking them a bit with his beak, before flapping his wings and clacking his beak*

(Translation: SHINIES! No give to Mammon, got it got it. Secret stash, yes! Thank you thank you!)

[larry-the-crow]

*gives 100 grimm* hi Larry!

*he screams*

(Translation: HELLO! I give you cereal, Devil-O, as thank you! Thank you!)

[ash-the-nekogirl]

Aw, thank you Larry. Would it be alright to pet you? *her tail swishes*

[larry-the-crow]

*he bows his head instantly, feet tapping excitedly*

(Translation: Yes yes yes yes!)

*his beady eyes catch sight of your tail though, his interest piqued. uh oh*

[larry-the-crow]

*gives 100 grimm* hi Larry!

*he screams*

(Translation: HELLO! I give you cereal, Devil-O, as thank you! Thank you!)

[larry-the-crow]

Hey, so I was looking through my own collection and found this

It’s a little crow charm I made a while back. It made me think of you. I know it may not be that shiny, but do you want it?

!!!!

*he hops around it, tilting his head and poking it gently with his beak, before gently patting it with his foot. Then he SCREECH*

(Translation: CUTE! SMALL! LOVE IT! Larry treasure it, add to precious collection! Baby crow!)

[larry-the-crow]

*gives 150 grimm for good boi*

*happy wing flaps! And a loud scream for good measure*

CAW!

(Translation: YAY! I get you some cereal too. Or maybe...)

*he cocks his head and turns to a pile of shiny things, before picking out something and dropping it in front of you - a shell. He looks up at you and tilts his head*

(Translation: Shell! Good?)

[whateverthefuckworks-deactivate]

Awe *picks the little shell and smiles* Can I pat your head Larry?

[larry-the-crow]

*instant headbutt and happy crow noises*

(Translation: Yes! Please! Pats and scratches good! Also kisses! Mammon jealous of all haha!)

[whateverthefuckworks-deactivate]

*giggles mischievously and gently pats Larry* lets make papa Mammon jelly, hehehe~

[larry-the-crow]

*he makes a sound that's strangely like laughter*

(Translation: Yeah yeah! Jealous papa!)

*he fluffs up his feathers and leans into your hand*

[whateverthefuckworks-deactivate]

Aaah! Aren't you a good good boy Larry!

*gently picks him up on her hand and strokes his feathers*

[larry-the-crow]

*he makes a lil rumbling sound, almost like a purr and nuzzles into your cheek*

(Translation: Yes! Good boy Larry! More pets for Larry. I bring you a Devil-O next time, for nice human!)

[larry-the-crow]

Just dropping off some donations Larry.

Wanted to give you some love. 💋

*he screeches and picks up some of the money in his beak before throwing it in the air and letting it rain down over him. with his strange little cackling noise, he hops around in circles as it falls on him*

(Translation: MONEY! Thank you human! I spend wisely hahah! Maybe I give to papa to buy me more cereals...or maybe you want pretty earring? I can get for you?)