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@thatone-devildom-jewel
to the person who came onto my post just to comment that Solomon is canonically taller than Asmo, i spit at canon ptooey
Sleeping Belphie for the Obey Max event prompt. I LOVE him so so much <3
twin sandwich?
For the "drunk asks" thing: â tell me your most awkward date story ?â -Jewel
Oh dear. Uh... well... it was a long time ago and I was pretty young. I had a crush on another royal and we decided to go on a date "incognito."
Well we went to this convenience store all dressed in our dark clothes and glasses right? And we just started talking right there in the isle.
They were really cute and funny and had me laughing so hard I kind of... lost my balance and bumped into the items we were standing next to and knocked a bunch of them down.
Well my date suddenly got really red faced and rushed out of the store. I didn't understand why at first, but as I was cleaning up my mess I realized I knocked over a bunch of condoms.
I didn't even realize a convenience store had a contraception isle. It was rather embarassing. They wouldn't answer my messages after that so... yeah.
(See the asks here.)
Okay Jewel that one was really embarassing. You are banned from asking me more drunk asks.
âgrrr,, frustrating,,â
i COMPLETELY FORGOT to post this jfc!
i did this one when his song came out and posted only on twitter ;; i'm not the best at shading but i try my best
bunny belphie is here to take your order, ma'am âš
I saw this. I had to send it to you. @thatone-devildom-jewel
PANDAAA
Hey, hey, maybe I should get ya a matching panda onesie like the one I got for Christmas, it just some cute panda PJ's and we can like, have panda cuddles and be cute and shit and I dunno, kiss I guess maybe--
I am so tempted to break quarantine and go buy one babe but... could I just snuggle you like you're my bby panda? Then we wouldn't have to wait and I could definitely kiss you now. đ€
*He just looks at you for a while - wide eyed, frozen, cheeks reddening*
Ya...ya baby panda? Me?
Y-YEAH! I'll go get changed and and I'll get a blanket and put the TV on and then ya can sit on my lap and we can-- or wait...I sit on your lap? Huh.......
Uhhhh, anyway I'll be right back! Gotta go get stuff and y'know prepare and whatever and--
*he sprints away in excitement, tumbling over his own feet and yelling something about Chapstick as he goes*
[Gif is Mammon returning in his onesie, I'm cracking up at the imagery đ]
Yes you get to be the little spoon baby panda. Now hurry cutie! I'm ready for snuggles.
*he skids back into view and practically leaps at you*
HI SORRY I COULDN'T FIND MY PANTS BUT THEN I DID HAHAHA
Cuddle now yeah? Cool cool cool cool come, snuggles, now, or I'll eatchya!
Oh I have a question entirely unrelated to anything - ya like cherry or grape more? Y'know, flavour?
*Manages to catch him and steady him. Cuddles him up on her lap* Oh it's not a problem babe. I'm just happy you did find your pants eventually.
And I tend to like grape but I love cherry too. *kisses his cheek then starts stroking his hair*
I'm so happy I get to snuggle you.
Cool cool cool cool-- *whips out a chapstick from his onesie's pocket and slathers it on his lips* --cool cool cool.
Oh straight for the hair strokin' huh? You tryna make me melt, huh?! Well ya succeedin' please don't stop. Oh! And!
*pulls out a bag of panda-face marshmallows from his pocket*
I found these bad boys! And they're still in date! Ha!
*he dumps them on the sofa and wraps his arms around you*
Asmo called me touch starved a moment ago, pfft, what a loser. Me? Touh starved? As if. I'm THE great Mammon, why would I be touch starved? I get touched all the time.
*finally done rambling, he snuggles in happily and nuzzles his nose against your neck, before pressing a sweet lil kiss to your skin*
*the chapstick makes her giggle a little. But she gasps at the marshmallows* You did? Wow they are so adorable! Just like you. I might accidentally nibble on you instead of them.
*hugs him back enthusiastically*
Pft! What a silly brother. How can my adorable lil panda bby be touch starved? *kisses his cheek again and keeps stroking his hair.*
I want to eat Pancakes
-4°C?! How do you humans stand the cold? It's dreadful.
*he tugs his coat tighter around him with a scowl, gloved hands quickly shoved into his armpits*
I'd set myself on fire to make myself more comfortable but since the human world is so flammable that would be a terrible idea. Why did I agree to come here anyway...
*he continues to mumble and grumble, his shoulders hunching up closer to his ears the more he goes on*
[See, Lu, if you rested properly and took better care of yourself, maybe you wouldn't feel the cold so badly? None of your other brothers complain as much as you d--]
Yes yes, so you've said before. I just...run hot is all. Not designed for the cold.
[Mhm...okay~]
Silence or I will set YOU on fire!
*Brings in a pile of blankets and two onesies* âChoose one. Bear or Unicorn. Then Iâll cuddle you like Iâm Belphegor.â
<Oops. I suck at using the right blog sorry>
*He looks between the onesies with a mild look of disgust until... the sudden image of how cute you'd look dressed as a bear crossed his mind. His expression softened, though his cheeks reddened a little at the thought of having to wear... the unicorn... (Flashbacks to THAT sticker)
He lifted the unicorn one with a sigh. Sacrifices must be made.*
Cuddle me like Belphegor you say... Hm. Not exactly like Belphegor I hope - I'd like to hold you closer than I would him.
*he peels his eyes away from the sparkly horn on the hood to look at you, a small smile tugging at his lips as he sees you already wriggling your way into the bear onesie*
If that's okay of course.
Of course it's okay! As long as it is keeping you warm. *Zips up the onsie*
Okay Lucifer I'm ready for "Warm-up-the-frozen-demon" cuddles!
*With a sigh, he puts on the onesie, grumbling a little under his breath at how embarrassing this was, but the offer of warmth - and from you no less - was too irresistible; he really was freezing. The inside of the getup was soft and he hummed in surprise, lifting his arms out to the sides as he inspected himself. He did indeed look ridiculous, but damn if he wasn't comfy.
He takes a blanket from you and shakes it open, nodding for you to settle down on the sofa. It doesn't take him long to join you, wrapping the blanket he took around the both of you as snugly as possible, and pulling you against him as fast as he could. His fingers were cold - gloveless now - and he buried them in the material of your onesie as he held you tightly.
Yes he's being needy, but his pride is focusing more on preservation of body temperature and not shivering like some kind of... lesser being, than his reputation.
He sighs again, but with relief this time.*
Warm... soft...
....
.......
.........
............you smell really nice. Is that a new perfume?
*grinning from ear to ear* this is cozy. You're sure one blanket is ineough? I brought a dozen.
Oh. It's Belphie's actually. I fogured it had sleep cuddly influence to help me persuade you to snuggle.
*snuggles into his arms. Concentrating on being a self heatedbody pillow.*
.........If you were to pile every last blanket on top of me I would be nothing but grateful.
Hm... Belphie's? Makes sense, it's a rather calming scent, that's for sure.
*he nestles into you, inhaling with closed eyes*
You smell like we should have matching mugs of hot chocolate filled to the brim with all manner of marshmallows, sprinkles, and whatever else you can think of. And maybe some cinnamon cookies... with icing...
*he chuckles, breaking out of his little reverie, and rests his chin on your head*
But as lovely as that would be, I would choose death over getting out from under these blankets. Thank you for this, my dear.
How about I go attempt making the hot chocolate once you can feel your toes. Hmm? I promise not to let the cold air in.
But that would mean letting you out of my grasp...
And you're ever so warm...
*he squeezes tighter and wriggles his toes to check if they still function. (They do.)*
*squeaks* I felt something wiggle by my feet! Please tell me your feet are working and that wasn't a mouse?
*he wiggles them again with a grin*
Just me. Was just making sure I still HAD toes. A mouse? You're scared of mice? A little mouse?
*he digs his fingers into your side to tickle you slightly, voice teasing*
Are you forgetting you have a rather powerful demon beside you to protect you?
[He says, while curled up tightly, dressed as a unicorn, cheeks and nose red from the chill - in other words, looking anything but threatening]
*She giggles when he tickles her and blushes when he teases her about being scared..*
N-no but I still don't want a mouse by my feet. [She is totally scared of mice.]
I guess you can feel your feet now? Did you want that hot chocolate and those cinnamon cookies?
I saw this. I had to send it to you. @thatone-devildom-jewel
PANDAAA
Hey, hey, maybe I should get ya a matching panda onesie like the one I got for Christmas, it just some cute panda PJ's and we can like, have panda cuddles and be cute and shit and I dunno, kiss I guess maybe--
I am so tempted to break quarantine and go buy one babe but... could I just snuggle you like you're my bby panda? Then we wouldn't have to wait and I could definitely kiss you now. đ€
*He just looks at you for a while - wide eyed, frozen, cheeks reddening*
Ya...ya baby panda? Me?
Y-YEAH! I'll go get changed and and I'll get a blanket and put the TV on and then ya can sit on my lap and we can-- or wait...I sit on your lap? Huh.......
Uhhhh, anyway I'll be right back! Gotta go get stuff and y'know prepare and whatever and--
*he sprints away in excitement, tumbling over his own feet and yelling something about Chapstick as he goes*
[Gif is Mammon returning in his onesie, I'm cracking up at the imagery đ]
Yes you get to be the little spoon baby panda. Now hurry cutie! I'm ready for snuggles.
*he skids back into view and practically leaps at you*
HI SORRY I COULDN'T FIND MY PANTS BUT THEN I DID HAHAHA
Cuddle now yeah? Cool cool cool cool come, snuggles, now, or I'll eatchya!
Oh I have a question entirely unrelated to anything - ya like cherry or grape more? Y'know, flavour?
*Manages to catch him and steady him. Cuddles him up on her lap* Oh it's not a problem babe. I'm just happy you did find your pants eventually.
And I tend to like grape but I love cherry too. *kisses his cheek then starts stroking his hair*
I'm so happy I get to snuggle you.
Itâs late but I recently finished getting Leviathanâs Trick Quest Devilâs Flower
Belphegor - Obey me
I'm in love with their outfits đ„°
-4°C?! How do you humans stand the cold? It's dreadful.
*he tugs his coat tighter around him with a scowl, gloved hands quickly shoved into his armpits*
I'd set myself on fire to make myself more comfortable but since the human world is so flammable that would be a terrible idea. Why did I agree to come here anyway...
*he continues to mumble and grumble, his shoulders hunching up closer to his ears the more he goes on*
[See, Lu, if you rested properly and took better care of yourself, maybe you wouldn't feel the cold so badly? None of your other brothers complain as much as you d--]
Yes yes, so you've said before. I just...run hot is all. Not designed for the cold.
[Mhm...okay~]
Silence or I will set YOU on fire!
*Brings in a pile of blankets and two onesies* âChoose one. Bear or Unicorn. Then Iâll cuddle you like Iâm Belphegor.â
<Oops. I suck at using the right blog sorry>
*He looks between the onesies with a mild look of disgust until... the sudden image of how cute you'd look dressed as a bear crossed his mind. His expression softened, though his cheeks reddened a little at the thought of having to wear... the unicorn... (Flashbacks to THAT sticker)
He lifted the unicorn one with a sigh. Sacrifices must be made.*
Cuddle me like Belphegor you say... Hm. Not exactly like Belphegor I hope - I'd like to hold you closer than I would him.
*he peels his eyes away from the sparkly horn on the hood to look at you, a small smile tugging at his lips as he sees you already wriggling your way into the bear onesie*
If that's okay of course.
Of course it's okay! As long as it is keeping you warm. *Zips up the onsie*
Okay Lucifer I'm ready for "Warm-up-the-frozen-demon" cuddles!
*With a sigh, he puts on the onesie, grumbling a little under his breath at how embarrassing this was, but the offer of warmth - and from you no less - was too irresistible; he really was freezing. The inside of the getup was soft and he hummed in surprise, lifting his arms out to the sides as he inspected himself. He did indeed look ridiculous, but damn if he wasn't comfy.
He takes a blanket from you and shakes it open, nodding for you to settle down on the sofa. It doesn't take him long to join you, wrapping the blanket he took around the both of you as snugly as possible, and pulling you against him as fast as he could. His fingers were cold - gloveless now - and he buried them in the material of your onesie as he held you tightly.
Yes he's being needy, but his pride is focusing more on preservation of body temperature and not shivering like some kind of... lesser being, than his reputation.
He sighs again, but with relief this time.*
Warm... soft...
....
.......
.........
............you smell really nice. Is that a new perfume?
*grinning from ear to ear* this is cozy. You're sure one blanket is ineough? I brought a dozen.
Oh. It's Belphie's actually. I fogured it had sleep cuddly influence to help me persuade you to snuggle.
*snuggles into his arms. Concentrating on being a self heatedbody pillow.*
.........If you were to pile every last blanket on top of me I would be nothing but grateful.
Hm... Belphie's? Makes sense, it's a rather calming scent, that's for sure.
*he nestles into you, inhaling with closed eyes*
You smell like we should have matching mugs of hot chocolate filled to the brim with all manner of marshmallows, sprinkles, and whatever else you can think of. And maybe some cinnamon cookies... with icing...
*he chuckles, breaking out of his little reverie, and rests his chin on your head*
But as lovely as that would be, I would choose death over getting out from under these blankets. Thank you for this, my dear.
How about I go attempt making the hot chocolate once you can feel your toes. Hmm? I promise not to let the cold air in.
But that would mean letting you out of my grasp...
And you're ever so warm...
*he squeezes tighter and wriggles his toes to check if they still function. (They do.)*
*squeaks* I felt something wiggle by my feet! Please tell me your feet are working and that wasn't a mouse?
Tiny Beel, he fits in your pocket. Give him m&m for happy points.