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Tumblr alumni 🌷

[max-e-doodle]

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients

[wilwheaton]

[entelechies]

#my brain deciding what information to retain

[enigmaticpink]

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

[snipemother]

[sabrinabinx]

[rexxpeita-as-negras]

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[depsidase]

[unicorncryptid]

"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"

"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."

[lizardywizard]

And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.

Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?

[upamilion]

realistically i dont think i fit in anywhere, but im just trying to enjoy life for what it is

[everythingfox]

Took a risk and it paid off

[patheticperipatetic]

This is the face of someone who knows this doesn't always work.

[koko2unite]

fat hairy dilf who believes in you and want to see you grow and will support you when you fall

[romcommunist]

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

[tha-shaolin-assassin]

[mynorthernattitude]

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked