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[snipemother]

[sabrinabinx]

[rexxpeita-as-negras]

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[depsidase]

[unicorncryptid]

"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"

"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."

[lizardywizard]

And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.

Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?

[upamilion]

realistically i dont think i fit in anywhere, but im just trying to enjoy life for what it is

[everythingfox]

Took a risk and it paid off

[patheticperipatetic]

This is the face of someone who knows this doesn't always work.

[koko2unite]

fat hairy dilf who believes in you and want to see you grow and will support you when you fall

[romcommunist]

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

[tha-shaolin-assassin]

[mynorthernattitude]

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[crimsolyn]

everyone needs to free themselves. there’s a lot of things you just simply don’t have to deal with.

[the-efemmeral]

whenever i see this in my notifications it feels like a kiss on the forehead

[hibiscus-sweetie]

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[djglory]

real connection feels so rare nowadays just lust and losers