What Up

Emaley | 29 | July 12 100% guaranteed shitposting. I'm sorry

[girlnephew]

[1five1two]

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[lopkelepke]

[combeferret]

the entirety of tlwtwt is people saying “why would you show up fat and wearing jeans” and it’s fucking sending me that’s entering my vernacular immediately

[polysucks]

Normalize not being 100% in love with your friends. Sometimes your friends have opinions you don’t agree with, or a privilege they aren’t aware of and are annoying about, or you can’t bring up That Topic with them, or play That Game with them. Or they’re going through a really hard time and they need space with friends who won’t judge them to be Shitty and have Bad Opinions. You can love that person even though they did something awful in the past, and have grown and learned from it.

It’s okay to still love and care about and want to hang out with people that you don’t absolutely agree with. Friendships and relationships come with plenty of nuance and boundaries and conversations that don’t or do need to be had.

This is allowed and normal.

[oddjoblin]

I've never seen an AU where Chell and GLaDOS truly swap places and I think its mainly because if GLaDOS was a human she'd be a hot milf who is mean to you but if Chell was a computer she'd be like:

[oddjoblin]

My brand new Portal AU where its just five hours of a 45 year old tech CEO yelling at her desktop because it won't run her programs

[billpottsismygf]

Ah yes, the famous proverb. See no evil, hear no evil, smell no evil.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Gagging Brennan Lee Mulligan and making him compete unable to monologue would be extremely funny

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

hate tweets that are like “men will live in apartments like this and not see any problem” *picture of a poor person’s house*

[fujiwaradivebar]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

i was thinking about that tweet when i made this post, thank you

[inthesensethat]

[cordic]

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

[butch-of-the-blades]

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

[divorce-enjoyer]

well im fucking the cursed amulet. so mind your business

[divorce-enjoyer]

"isnt that an unhealthy power dynamic" no its a sex thing "arent you and the amulet growing codependent" no its a sex thing "isnt the amulet sucking your life force" no its a sex thing. god forbid people have kinks.

[divorce-enjoyer]

[divorce-enjoyer]

who are the toronto maple leafs

[rebellum]

???????

[lycions]

x

[instant-oatmeal]

[comicaurora]

I think 90% of conspiracy theorists would be a lot happier if they just bit the bullet and got into creative writing

[comicaurora]

it's so fun in here you can make up all the aliens and funky-shaped planets you want without also inventing new ways to be antisemitic about it

[avpdvoidspace]

Having a traumatic childhood means you cannot talk even objectively about your basic foundational experiences without it being "venting", even if you're not actually venting. You just straight up have a huge chunk of your life you can't talk about, full stop, without it being trauma dumping.

And it not being socially acceptable to talk about your own childhood is super alienating. Sometimes people want to know why, and any answer you can give them is going to be off putting.

It's to the point I get irritated when something I said is framed as venting when I'm literally just talking about my life experiences, doing my best to keep emotion out of it.

[savouryduck]

when I was in high school, I overheard two older students talking about a friend of theirs.

One of them said something like, "it doesn't bother me that [Friend] was in residential mental health treatment, I just wish they wouldn't talk about it ALL the time".

The other replied, "Well, that was all of last year for them. So when they say 'when I was in treatment,' it's like when you say 'last year'."

I try to remember that any time someone says something that sounds Shocking to me. sometimes one person's scary special crisis is another person's last year.

[wherethewildcatsare]

If you want to be accepting of mental illness, you need to accept the fact that some people's everyday lives are going to be terrifying to you. That doesn't mean they don't get to talk about it. Stop forcing hurt, isolated people to become even MORE hurt and isolated because you can't fathom toughening up a bit.

[linolinoing]

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

[prairiedeath]