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“I’m not sure what I’ll do, but — well, I want to go places and see people”

[i-amm-writing]

Me: writes one word

Also me: trying to figure out where I was even going with this

[emilyelizabethfowl]

that word is "The"

[babyyodaobsession]

Aww :( 😍

[stjeffofthenorth-deactivated202]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

the more I think about it, the more I am convinced that this counts as the most successful military maneuver of all time: they incurred NEGATIVE CASULTIES

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

“Just give it to me straight-how many did we lose?”

“None but we gained a Kyle.”

[un-caffe-per-favore]

@pipewrench-scratch

[dr-algernop-deactivated20220313]

As opposed to Poland who conscripted a literal bear

[ki-adi-money]

Imagine transferring into a unit and a bear just walks by carrying a case of explosives.

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Wojtek was deeply beloved and useful in battle. After the war, his unit gave the bear to the Edinburgh Zoo, where he was frequently visited and given treats by Polish veterans for the rest of his life.

[catchymemes]

[wessasaurus-rex]

The amount of detail in the background really makes this

[phantomomo]

Damn I didn’t even realize there where more memes on the hieroglyphs wall. This is an all new level of advanced memerie

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

The Addams Family renting out rooms in their huge mansion cheaply to broke college students.

The students digging it because the craziness and the bugs are pretty much the same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants to abuse and exploit. 

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

One of the tenants is a creative writing major and Gomez and Morticia house them up in the tower because of the quiet and the inspiring view

They’re supposed to be working on a typical coming-of-age story but after living with the Addams for just a week the project is becoming a horror-Gothic-romance

They go to their room after classes one day and find Thing correcting the grammar errors in the manuscript with a red pen 

[specialstarfish]

and yeah, the students pay roughly market value for their rooms, but that doesn’t stop gomez from shouting “capital idea!” and handing them wads of cash when they tell him about their weekend plans or what they’re researching, so they basically end up living there for free

[gholateg]

In the same vein, half the them have to turn into exceptional fencers, because Gomez just doesn’t give a shit, and if he sees you in the library, its fucking Sword Fighting Time. 

Fester and Pugsley find out one of the college students is trying to get into chemistry and woo boy, there has never been a faster study of how to counter various acidic chemical reactions due to “water” balloons in campus history. 

Morticia and Grammy are keeping the horticulturalists on their toes with their Black Tulip/Rose hybrids, which can flick their barbs a foot away from their stem system. But it’s fine, one of the kids has managed to breed Aloe with the anti venom. 

Lurch makes sandwiches for everyone who’s too much of a coward for Grammy’s cooking. Any music major will find him looming over them, utterly stone faced as they practise until they finish, when he’ll smile, and slowly applaud. 

And the spookiest thing of all

Wednesday and Thing will find your thesis. They will critique it in every way imaginable. 

There is no escape. 

[aardvarkingmad]

I especially love the idea of Gomez spotting a student in the library, throwing a sword at a startled student, shouting, “En garde!” and lunging at him/her with a sword of his own.

Student (later in life), when asked how she jumps from quietly doing research to handling a sudden influx of ER cases so quickly and easily, says, “When you have to snap out of deep concentration on biochem to fight for your life then get back to biochem without losing your train of thought…you learn or you die.”

[soap-stains]

This has made me laugh so hard-

[bangtanaudio]

[larryingmyship]

A bisexual's dream

[emswift]

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

[gdfalksen]

So little time till next Halloween 

[sloppystyle]

angery!

[bunjywunjy]

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

[jodalovesstuff]

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

[moonlight-mery]

Let’s take a look at it one more time

[bitternest]

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

[postmarxed]

👀

[tyrala1]

[feral4catra]

[flexible]

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

[aelwen]

[astro-crab]

Conversations with your therapist, through the SIGNS

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

[poinsciuri]

stop calling every piece of fabric with a plaid pattern “flannel”

flannel is a soft, warm cotton. it has nothing to do with what pattern is on the cloth

[tasmanianstripes]

I see there’s drama in the plaid fandom

[poinsciuri]

im a lesbian

[mx-hexide-sk8er]

So am i and i say every plaid is flannel! You can’t change my mind! See that plaid blanket over there?? That’s flannel. The latitude and longitude grid on world maps? That’s a nice flannel you got there buddy

[poinsciuri]

hey are you free this saturday night. id like to meet up and have a passionate discussion with you

[jumpingjacktrash]

i can’t tell whether that’s a callout or an ask-out

[spectacledotter]

enemies to lovers, fabric store AU, 40k words

[ad-mira-tion]

i was checking out who was on my blog and

whY

ARE YOU

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN 

[ad-mira-tion]

i have been informed that this is  hawaii 

[lightspeedsound]

This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful

[biaesthetc]

bi culture is getting really flirty with everyone at parties

[teathattast]

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

this cat is at peace

[catchymemes]

[megamongoose]

Two hundred and fifty years from now, someone will have this hanging up in their rich ass gallery collection and be like “Ah yes, an artist’s depiction of a lone runner in a field of sand with a foreboding mountain range in the distance” because nobody will remember the context and all of us dead millennial ghosts will be snickering in the afterlife.

[bob-belcher]

Detective Pikachu sadly singing the original Pokémon theme song