Larry isn't real, bitches

-A Xoxo Larry haters

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lol bye

Ok Xxx

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NO, DON'T GO! This is the first blog I check in the morning and the last I check at night! You're so brilliant! YOU CHANGED MY LIIIIIFE.

I'm sorry! Hopefully, you can carry this blog and all it has taught you throughout your life. Xxx

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please don't go. you have shown me the light, the truth, have transformed my life. i will never be able to thank you enough for showing the truth of larry and their abusive relationship and the sadness and hatred and bad they have towards each other. bless you. bless your starbucks card. thank you eleanor.

I'm crying. You're beautiful. Xxx

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No don't go!

Aww. It honestly wasn't supposed to stay up any longer than one night though. Xxx

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Noo bb I'll miss you, thank you for showing me the light~~

I'll miss you too, anon. You're welcome, go forth and spread the word Xxx

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i have a theory that you're lily halpern.

I've never seen Flubber. Xxx

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i cant tell if your posts are joking or not. do you think they hate eachother or are you just making fun of the fact that larry shippers make up all that shit

They hate each other, I'm not making fun of anything. Xxx

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bby come back.. :( 3

I'm back. Xxx

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You're obviously Simon. Simon would have all these inside details on the boys, plus it would benefit him for people to read this blog because it would just give them more attention, and any publicity is good publicity. And publicity means more fans/people buying their stuff, which means more money so obviously this is correct because Simon loves money.

I'm not Simon but the reason I'm holding back on my identity is because my personal Tumblr is actually full of pictures of shirtless Simon. Xxx

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you are from gossip girl... and the girl in the relationship is lou... so... you are lou

I don't understand? 

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I think you are Liam. Resident cock blocker.

I got cock blocked once and I cried about it to my mother for a week. I'd never do that to anyone. Xxx

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I just think it's so good that you're doing this because it is 100% true I have degrees in psychology and body language from Brown and Harvard and community college too you can tell this is true because the color dark blue of your blog represents honesty and the T in Tumblr stands for truth you're just showing people that MGMT needs to stop the time to pretend I'm so glad you're here XXxxXxxXXx

You're a really beautiful person, thank you for your support and honesty in your whole life. Xxx

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You said 'mend' in your most recent evidence, does that mean Louis and Harry once were close but now they hate each other? Cause if they've always hated each other there's nothing to mend.

They were close for about four weeks during X-Factor. They ate a lot of lunches together and Harry felt like he'd found a real true friend in Louis. They were both quite happy about it but then one day Harry picked up Louis' gym bag and a book fell out, it was Louis' journal. He didn't mean to but he glanced at it for a moment, it was terrible. The tears started to run down his cheeks and he couldn't stop them, he was almost drowning in his own tears. Louis had four whole pages about how he thought that Harry's hair wasn't really curly, that Harry used a lot of products and maybe got a perm occasionally. At that moment Harry stopped to trust Louis a lot. Then Harry was talking to Simon one day and Simon said that Louis had really nice very skinny legs. Harry told Louis that he was only in the band because his legs were skinny. That was the end. Ever since then it's been terrible between them and now Harry knows he was mistaken, Louis was never a true friend but actually he was a true mortal enemy. Xxx

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then atleast use one of the actual larry moments to prove a fucking point. instead of using random things where the boys are so far apart.

Just for you! Xxx