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@larsonsdeadwife
I can see Larson seducing women (and men, why not) and using them as human sacrifices for the gods
He'd be like "I have peculiar tastes" as he is tying you up and you think "omg Mr. Gray from 50 shades of grey omg that's my Wattpad fanfiction coming to life" but no.
You're not gonna have sex he's sacrificing you to lord nyalatothep
Guess who's outlining a fic like that
I promise this time I'm gonna do it
Changed the blogs name
Hiii it's been a while isn't it
kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'
Perfect tag is perfect:
#character did a lot of stuff wrong and I was unconvincingly saying oh no stop don't do that between bites of popcorn
These are the only shoes that the Distortion wears, and Michael never learned to walk in them properly. Not to say he trips, but he keeps snapping the heels
Imagine your icon being your therapist
I can see Larson seducing women (and men, why not) and using them as human sacrifices for the gods
He'd be like "I have peculiar tastes" as he is tying you up and you think "omg Mr. Gray from 50 shades of grey omg that's my Wattpad fanfiction coming to life" but no.
You're not gonna have sex he's sacrificing you to lord nyalatothep
larson malevolent fucking dies like to reblog charge to cast
YES KILL HIM!!! GET HIM TO STOP ASKING ME FOR RENT
Talking about Larson but I have heart eyes and a longing smile and I sigh dreamly the whole time
Reposting bc I can <3
Porn fanart I made from my Larson in the Dreamlands dead dove AU <3
It's on ao3
<3
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Talking about Larson but I have heart eyes and a longing smile and I sigh dreamly the whole time
Have you ever listened to a song parody that permanently affected how you listen to the original?
Have you ever listened to a song parody that permanently affected how you listen to the original?
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No
New PFP
By my lovely @crayycrayon btw
New PFP
Guys remember the Wallace Larson tentacle sex fanart I finished? It's on ao3 now yay if any of you want to check it out
Warnings for dubious consent and tentacles yay
Sex
guys, would you hate me if I said I would unironically smooch and perchance marry larson
Kinda funny to me how Larson is like disappointed people are using the order for monetary gain instead of knowledge and otherworldly power because
Hes already rich
He's like, why would I want more money? Give me the eldritch pussy knowledge
We need more millionaires like him 🙏 (dead or blindly roaming an alternative dimensions filled with horrors having been shot 6 times and without eyes)
The only thing I love thinking about more than Wallace Larson is Wallace Larson suffering
We all ignore Larson's biggest crime
Naming his own daughter, his own blood, fucking Addison Larson
Her name and surname rhymes and I can't find words to express how stupid (but also a bit lovely) this is, that kid would be a victim of bullying had she survived until middle school
Headcanon that her middle name is Maddison cause I do think Larson is cruel like that
... Addison and Larson don't rhyme?
Like, I don't wanna sound rude on a fun post but this is just factually inaccurate.
Yeah, imo they don't rhyme. They do sound nice together though
sorry, what is your definition of a rhyme?
Words that sound similar? They're words that use the same sound(s) with similar spelling
ex: cat, bat, hat. or jump, bump, lump.
Addison does not share the same sounds as Larson aside for the 'son' part of the word. Therefore, they don't rhyme.
fair point, usually when you think of a rhyme, you think of perfect rhymes! two words are a perfect rhyme when the last stressed vowel and any following letters are pronounced the same (kit and bit, picky and tricky, amorous and glamorous).
Addison and Larson are not perfect rhymes because the last stressed vowel (a in both cases) is not followed by the same letters and/or same pronunciation, it's all over the place!
you could make them perfect rhymes by stressing the -son:
Addi-son instead of Add-ison, Lar-son instead of Lar-son
but that sounds clunky- (unless you're a French speaker ig)
fortunately, Addison and Larson are still rhymes, just not perfect ones!
two words are a syllabic rhyme when the last syllables of both words sound the same, even though they might not be stressed (pitter and patter, speaking and hearing).
Addison and Larson are syllabic rhymes!
Just adding my defense!
In my language the two names have the son part stressed like the perfect rhyme example, so when I say it out loud it is a perfect rhyme (because I'm using my languages phonetic/stressing rules automatically) So that means thats basically a phonetic translation (?) issue
Anyway this was supposed to be a silly post but thanks for the infodump coccyx
