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EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983) EPISODE VIII: THE LAST JEDI (2017)
Let me get this straight.
Dave Filoni has that whole monologue from a fan-panel where he explains that Darth Vader’s tragic issue is that he cannot look at the past, he is always considering it to be dead, and that part of himself, Anakin Skywalker, to be dead—so in that sense, you have to look at Darth Vader as a separate character from Anakin Skywalker, because Vader himself has detached from everything that Anakin was, intentionally.
And eeeeverybody loves Filoni and his takes.
But when Riann Johnson constructs a whole movie (Star Wars: The Last Jedi) around fleshing out the same concept, of two men who are trying to sever themselves from past mistakes because they can’t face them—
—That’s not allowed?
And then one of those men learns that you’re supposed to grow out of your mistakes and the other refuses to do that, creating a dichotomy that is so red-vs-blue, light-vs-dark, so Star Wars.
Come on. Try and step two inches away from your adamant List of How Star Wars Things Should Be and look at it from a better perspective. Star Wars: The Last Jedi is very good.
you're owen lars. your father has fallen in love with a woman and she's enslaved. you and your father aren't rich, but eventually you manage to free her. this one woman. one woman on a planet full of injustices.
you're owen lars. the woman you call mom had another child once. it doesn't make her love you less, but she talks about him in a way that makes it clear that she loved him, too. he's off to be a jedi now and she's very proud.
you're owen lars. your mother's been kidnapped and you have to assume the worst. a man and a woman step into your home and the man announces himself to be that kid who went off to become a jedi. he knows you less than you know him and before anything else can happen, he takes off to bring back his mother, a feat you think is impossible.
you're owen lars. anakin skywalker brings your mom's corpse to your doorstep. her funeral is interrupted by a message of utmost galactic importance.
you're owen lars. your brother is dead. you never saw him again after that first time. there is another jedi on your doorstep, with a baby in his arm and you know what it means and you can't bring yourself to face him as he hands your nephew off to your wife.
you're owen lars. obi-wan ben kenobi is a pain in the ass. he was more your brother's brother than you ever were and he doesn't understand your particular kind of grief, is drowning in his own. you don't even know the full story and kenobi will never tell you all of it. but you have a child to care for so you tell him off and get back to work.
you're owen lars. you didn't know your brother, but you know your nephew and your nephew wants out of this place as soon as possible. you know he won't be safe out there but in the end you're helpless to stop him. and you know the stories, you remember the one time you met him, the days your mother died. and you do this for her and you do this for your father and you do this for your brother and you do this for your nephew.
you're owen lars. your last act is to protect your brother's child. your child.
if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.
I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.
Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)
as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers
Me: My writing is so bad. :(
Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned.
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yeah okay ill reblog that
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non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc
tshirt concept
Girl who is about to tell you the saddest fucking thing you've ever heard in your life: Okay so funny story actually, when I was a kid-
*giggling and kicking my feet like a cartoon schoolgirl with a crush* ehehehhehehe i have friends and they like me. ehehehehe
fancast for dimension 20 next season: it’s the seven but it’s actually the seven gotch brothers
dm is murph so he gets to be maxwell and in charge. brennan as wealwell. zac as samwell. aabria as blanewell. matt mercer as roywell. travis mcelroy as hatwell. sam reich as johnwell.
on a scale of bogariel frogariel to wisconsin p toad, how well received by the party was your amphibian familiar?
oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly
louwee…. mon cher i have une question of utmost importance pour toi…. but you must answer me avec sincérité….. mon cœur…. would you still love me if i was one of those… slimy little creatures?…. comment dire….. a wörm? would you still love me if i was a worm, louieis? mais non! don’t turn away from me! c’est important! je refuse to sleep until you answer me!! or would you rather i have nightmares??? louies??? LOUIUIES!!!!!!