Ray's Blog!

Hi, Tumblr!! I'm Ray!! I work for Aperture and I love testing! Oh boy! Lasers, sharks, LASERS ON SHARKS!!! OHH MAN! 🏳️‍🌈

[lasersonsharks]

DEAR FUCKING GOD.

[amethyst-angel-adventures]

OH MY GOD YOU SAID FUCK??? what in the fuckin bullshitass shitpiss happened

[lasersonsharks]

I SCREWED UP.

[amethyst-angel-adventures]

how so sharkboy

[lasersonsharks]

I TOLD SOLAR I WAS SO EXCITED THAT I COULD KISS THEM AND THEY TOOK IT AT FACE VALUE AND SAID THEY FELT THE SAME BUT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT A KISS IS SO NOW I'M OVERHEATING AND PANICKING HELP ME.

[amethyst-angel-adventures]

OHO now EVERYONES getting some bitches!! hehehe

i say just tell em what a kiss is. i know them from multiple different universes and i can assure you that in each and every one they would LOSE THEIR SHIT in the best way possible hahaa

[lasersonsharks]

I have NO IDEA HOW. I'm already overheating as it is!!!

[lasersonsharks]

You!!! You said a BAD word!!!

I did! Because I CAN! and I am NOT OKAY!

[lasersonsharks]

DEAR FUCKING GOD.

[amethyst-angel-adventures]

OH MY GOD YOU SAID FUCK??? what in the fuckin bullshitass shitpiss happened

[lasersonsharks]

I SCREWED UP.

[amethyst-angel-adventures]

how so sharkboy

[lasersonsharks]

I TOLD SOLAR I WAS SO EXCITED THAT I COULD KISS THEM AND THEY TOOK IT AT FACE VALUE AND SAID THEY FELT THE SAME BUT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT A KISS IS SO NOW I'M OVERHEATING AND PANICKING HELP ME.

[lasersonsharks]

DEAR FUCKING GOD.

[amethyst-angel-adventures]

OH MY GOD YOU SAID FUCK??? what in the fuckin bullshitass shitpiss happened

[lasersonsharks]

I SCREWED UP.

[lasersonsharks]

DEAR FUCKING GOD.

[brightbluecore]

SOLAR????????????? You're back???? -@lasersonsharks

I’M BACK I’M BACK I’M BACK!!! FROM WHERE? BACK FROM WHERE? I DON’T KNOW. BACK FROM WHERE. BUT I’M BACK! HI HI HI!!!

[lasersonsharks]

Heyyy!!! Oh my god, I was looking for you EVERYWHERE!! Gy and I didn't know where you went! We were SOO WORRIED!!!

[brightbluecore]

I DIDN’T GO ANYWHERE! I DIDN’T GO ANYWHERE. I DON’T THINK I WENT ANYWHERE

GASPPPPPP WHAT IF I WENT TO SPACE?!?!?!?!?!

[lasersonsharks]

Oh- W-Well we still didn't know where you were!

Oh..!!! That would've been AWESOME!! Hah!!

[brightbluecore]

YEAH!!! WHAT IF I WENT TO SPACE??? OHHHHH HAHA!!!

BUT I MISSED IT! I MISSED ME! GOING TO SPACE. SAD. I WANNA GO TO SPA,,, I WANT SPACE. GOTTA GO TO SPACE HOW ARE THE SHARKS??? :D

[lasersonsharks]

Good, GOOD!! Very good!!! We should ALL go to space! You and me and Gy and the sharks!!!

[brightbluecore]

YES!!! SPACE TEAM!!! OH OH OH WE’LL BE THE BEST SPACE-SHARK TEAM EVER

[lasersonsharks]

YES, HAHA!!!! OHH, I LOV- LOVE IT..!

[brightbluecore]

OHHHH WE WE SHOULD START. DESIGNING. A SPACE SHIP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT IT SHOULD BE CALLED UMMMM UM WHAT SHOULD IT BE CALLED? THE. THE SUPER SPACE SHARK 9000

[lasersonsharks]

YES!!!! OH, I-I LOVE IT!!!

[brightbluecore]

WHO WOULDN’T? WHO WOULDN’T LOVE SUPER SPACE SHARK 9000??????????? IT’S THE COOLEST BESTEST FASTEST SPACESHIP EVER THAT THAT DOESN’T EXIST YET. IT DOESN’T EXIST. BUT IT’S GOING TO BECAUSE WE’RE GOING TO BUILD IT!!!

HOLD ON. HOLD ON. HO HOLLLLD ON. I GOTTA DRAW. I GOTTA DRAW THIS. I GOTTA DRAW SUPER SPACE SHARK 9000

[lasersonsharks]

YES! Haha!! This is gonna be AWESOME!!! I'm so excited, I could KISS YOU!!

.

Not really..! Figure of speech! But I'm still SUPER EXCITED!!! It should look like a SHARK!! That would be cool, right..??

[brightbluecore]

YES YES YOU’RE SO RIGHT!!! OH OH AND THE THE FINS. THEY SHOULD BE SHARK FINS!!! THEY SHOULD LOOK LIKE THAT A AND THERE SHOULD BE LASERS ON IT! LIKE THE SHARKS! JUST LIKE THE SHARKS! PERFECT!!! HAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! YOU’RE SO SMART

ALSO WHAT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHA? WHAT’S THE FIGURE OF SPEECH? WHAAAT DOES,,, KISS YOU MEAN

[lasersonsharks]

...WELL! I.... DON'T KNOW!!! YEAH!! Hah! I-I don't know what it means! I've just heard it around! Yknow, it's to show how excited you are about something! Y-Yknow??

[brightbluecore]

OOOOOOOOOH! OKAY!

HAHAAAA I COULD KISS YOU TOO!!!

[lasersonsharks]

OHHHHKAY I'M OVERHEATING!! U-Uh, I'll cool down and you can show me the drawing later!! Okay??

[brightbluecore]

OH NO WHAT. WHAT HAPPENED? TOO EXCITED? TOO EXCITED????

OKAY OKAY I’LL STOP!!! A AND I’LL WORK ON MAKING THE BEST BESTEST SPACE SHIP. EVER! BESTEST SPAAAACE SHIP EVER! OKAY??

[lasersonsharks]

YEAH!!! Too excited!!

OK!!! I'll see you later!!

[brightbluecore]

SOLAR????????????? You're back???? -@lasersonsharks

I’M BACK I’M BACK I’M BACK!!! FROM WHERE? BACK FROM WHERE? I DON’T KNOW. BACK FROM WHERE. BUT I’M BACK! HI HI HI!!!

[lasersonsharks]

Heyyy!!! Oh my god, I was looking for you EVERYWHERE!! Gy and I didn't know where you went! We were SOO WORRIED!!!

[brightbluecore]

I DIDN’T GO ANYWHERE! I DIDN’T GO ANYWHERE. I DON’T THINK I WENT ANYWHERE

GASPPPPPP WHAT IF I WENT TO SPACE?!?!?!?!?!

[lasersonsharks]

Oh- W-Well we still didn't know where you were!

Oh..!!! That would've been AWESOME!! Hah!!

[brightbluecore]

YEAH!!! WHAT IF I WENT TO SPACE??? OHHHHH HAHA!!!

BUT I MISSED IT! I MISSED ME! GOING TO SPACE. SAD. I WANNA GO TO SPA,,, I WANT SPACE. GOTTA GO TO SPACE HOW ARE THE SHARKS??? :D

[lasersonsharks]

Good, GOOD!! Very good!!! We should ALL go to space! You and me and Gy and the sharks!!!

[brightbluecore]

YES!!! SPACE TEAM!!! OH OH OH WE’LL BE THE BEST SPACE-SHARK TEAM EVER

[lasersonsharks]

YES, HAHA!!!! OHH, I LOV- LOVE IT..!

[brightbluecore]

OHHHH WE WE SHOULD START. DESIGNING. A SPACE SHIP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT IT SHOULD BE CALLED UMMMM UM WHAT SHOULD IT BE CALLED? THE. THE SUPER SPACE SHARK 9000

[lasersonsharks]

YES!!!! OH, I-I LOVE IT!!!

[brightbluecore]

WHO WOULDN’T? WHO WOULDN’T LOVE SUPER SPACE SHARK 9000??????????? IT’S THE COOLEST BESTEST FASTEST SPACESHIP EVER THAT THAT DOESN’T EXIST YET. IT DOESN’T EXIST. BUT IT’S GOING TO BECAUSE WE’RE GOING TO BUILD IT!!!

HOLD ON. HOLD ON. HO HOLLLLD ON. I GOTTA DRAW. I GOTTA DRAW THIS. I GOTTA DRAW SUPER SPACE SHARK 9000

[lasersonsharks]

YES! Haha!! This is gonna be AWESOME!!! I'm so excited, I could KISS YOU!!

.

Not really..! Figure of speech! But I'm still SUPER EXCITED!!! It should look like a SHARK!! That would be cool, right..??

[brightbluecore]

YES YES YOU’RE SO RIGHT!!! OH OH AND THE THE FINS. THEY SHOULD BE SHARK FINS!!! THEY SHOULD LOOK LIKE THAT A AND THERE SHOULD BE LASERS ON IT! LIKE THE SHARKS! JUST LIKE THE SHARKS! PERFECT!!! HAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! YOU’RE SO SMART

ALSO WHAT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHA? WHAT’S THE FIGURE OF SPEECH? WHAAAT DOES,,, KISS YOU MEAN

[lasersonsharks]

...WELL! I.... DON'T KNOW!!! YEAH!! Hah! I-I don't know what it means! I've just heard it around! Yknow, it's to show how excited you are about something! Y-Yknow??

[brightbluecore]

OOOOOOOOOH! OKAY!

HAHAAAA I COULD KISS YOU TOO!!!

[lasersonsharks]

OHHHHKAY I'M OVERHEATING!! U-Uh, I'll cool down and you can show me the drawing later!! Okay??

[brightbluecore]

SOLAR????????????? You're back???? -@lasersonsharks

I’M BACK I’M BACK I’M BACK!!! FROM WHERE? BACK FROM WHERE? I DON’T KNOW. BACK FROM WHERE. BUT I’M BACK! HI HI HI!!!

[lasersonsharks]

Heyyy!!! Oh my god, I was looking for you EVERYWHERE!! Gy and I didn't know where you went! We were SOO WORRIED!!!

[brightbluecore]

I DIDN’T GO ANYWHERE! I DIDN’T GO ANYWHERE. I DON’T THINK I WENT ANYWHERE

GASPPPPPP WHAT IF I WENT TO SPACE?!?!?!?!?!

[lasersonsharks]

Oh- W-Well we still didn't know where you were!

Oh..!!! That would've been AWESOME!! Hah!!

[brightbluecore]

YEAH!!! WHAT IF I WENT TO SPACE??? OHHHHH HAHA!!!

BUT I MISSED IT! I MISSED ME! GOING TO SPACE. SAD. I WANNA GO TO SPA,,, I WANT SPACE. GOTTA GO TO SPACE HOW ARE THE SHARKS??? :D

[lasersonsharks]

Good, GOOD!! Very good!!! We should ALL go to space! You and me and Gy and the sharks!!!

[brightbluecore]

YES!!! SPACE TEAM!!! OH OH OH WE’LL BE THE BEST SPACE-SHARK TEAM EVER

[lasersonsharks]

YES, HAHA!!!! OHH, I LOV- LOVE IT..!

[brightbluecore]

OHHHH WE WE SHOULD START. DESIGNING. A SPACE SHIP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT IT SHOULD BE CALLED UMMMM UM WHAT SHOULD IT BE CALLED? THE. THE SUPER SPACE SHARK 9000

[lasersonsharks]

YES!!!! OH, I-I LOVE IT!!!

[brightbluecore]

WHO WOULDN’T? WHO WOULDN’T LOVE SUPER SPACE SHARK 9000??????????? IT’S THE COOLEST BESTEST FASTEST SPACESHIP EVER THAT THAT DOESN’T EXIST YET. IT DOESN’T EXIST. BUT IT’S GOING TO BECAUSE WE’RE GOING TO BUILD IT!!!

HOLD ON. HOLD ON. HO HOLLLLD ON. I GOTTA DRAW. I GOTTA DRAW THIS. I GOTTA DRAW SUPER SPACE SHARK 9000

[lasersonsharks]

YES! Haha!! This is gonna be AWESOME!!! I'm so excited, I could KISS YOU!!

.

Not really..! Figure of speech! But I'm still SUPER EXCITED!!! It should look like a SHARK!! That would be cool, right..??

[brightbluecore]

YES YES YOU’RE SO RIGHT!!! OH OH AND THE THE FINS. THEY SHOULD BE SHARK FINS!!! THEY SHOULD LOOK LIKE THAT A AND THERE SHOULD BE LASERS ON IT! LIKE THE SHARKS! JUST LIKE THE SHARKS! PERFECT!!! HAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! YOU’RE SO SMART

ALSO WHAT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHA? WHAT’S THE FIGURE OF SPEECH? WHAAAT DOES,,, KISS YOU MEAN

[lasersonsharks]

...WELL! I.... DON'T KNOW!!! YEAH!! Hah! I-I don't know what it means! I've just heard it around! Yknow, it's to show how excited you are about something! Y-Yknow??

[brightbluecore]

SOLAR????????????? You're back???? -@lasersonsharks

I’M BACK I’M BACK I’M BACK!!! FROM WHERE? BACK FROM WHERE? I DON’T KNOW. BACK FROM WHERE. BUT I’M BACK! HI HI HI!!!

[lasersonsharks]

Heyyy!!! Oh my god, I was looking for you EVERYWHERE!! Gy and I didn't know where you went! We were SOO WORRIED!!!

[brightbluecore]

I DIDN’T GO ANYWHERE! I DIDN’T GO ANYWHERE. I DON’T THINK I WENT ANYWHERE

GASPPPPPP WHAT IF I WENT TO SPACE?!?!?!?!?!

[lasersonsharks]

Oh- W-Well we still didn't know where you were!

Oh..!!! That would've been AWESOME!! Hah!!

[brightbluecore]

YEAH!!! WHAT IF I WENT TO SPACE??? OHHHHH HAHA!!!

BUT I MISSED IT! I MISSED ME! GOING TO SPACE. SAD. I WANNA GO TO SPA,,, I WANT SPACE. GOTTA GO TO SPACE HOW ARE THE SHARKS??? :D

[lasersonsharks]

Good, GOOD!! Very good!!! We should ALL go to space! You and me and Gy and the sharks!!!

[brightbluecore]

YES!!! SPACE TEAM!!! OH OH OH WE’LL BE THE BEST SPACE-SHARK TEAM EVER

[lasersonsharks]

YES, HAHA!!!! OHH, I LOV- LOVE IT..!

[brightbluecore]

OHHHH WE WE SHOULD START. DESIGNING. A SPACE SHIP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT IT SHOULD BE CALLED UMMMM UM WHAT SHOULD IT BE CALLED? THE. THE SUPER SPACE SHARK 9000

[lasersonsharks]

YES!!!! OH, I-I LOVE IT!!!

[brightbluecore]

WHO WOULDN’T? WHO WOULDN’T LOVE SUPER SPACE SHARK 9000??????????? IT’S THE COOLEST BESTEST FASTEST SPACESHIP EVER THAT THAT DOESN’T EXIST YET. IT DOESN’T EXIST. BUT IT’S GOING TO BECAUSE WE’RE GOING TO BUILD IT!!!

HOLD ON. HOLD ON. HO HOLLLLD ON. I GOTTA DRAW. I GOTTA DRAW THIS. I GOTTA DRAW SUPER SPACE SHARK 9000

[lasersonsharks]

YES! Haha!! This is gonna be AWESOME!!! I'm so excited, I could KISS YOU!!

.

Not really..! Figure of speech! But I'm still SUPER EXCITED!!! It should look like a SHARK!! That would be cool, right..??

[lasersonsharks]

Aww, is that a tiger? Aww!!

[brightbluecore]

SOLAR????????????? You're back???? -@lasersonsharks

I’M BACK I’M BACK I’M BACK!!! FROM WHERE? BACK FROM WHERE? I DON’T KNOW. BACK FROM WHERE. BUT I’M BACK! HI HI HI!!!

[lasersonsharks]

Heyyy!!! Oh my god, I was looking for you EVERYWHERE!! Gy and I didn't know where you went! We were SOO WORRIED!!!

[brightbluecore]

I DIDN’T GO ANYWHERE! I DIDN’T GO ANYWHERE. I DON’T THINK I WENT ANYWHERE

GASPPPPPP WHAT IF I WENT TO SPACE?!?!?!?!?!

[lasersonsharks]

Oh- W-Well we still didn't know where you were!

Oh..!!! That would've been AWESOME!! Hah!!

[brightbluecore]

YEAH!!! WHAT IF I WENT TO SPACE??? OHHHHH HAHA!!!

BUT I MISSED IT! I MISSED ME! GOING TO SPACE. SAD. I WANNA GO TO SPA,,, I WANT SPACE. GOTTA GO TO SPACE HOW ARE THE SHARKS??? :D

[lasersonsharks]

Good, GOOD!! Very good!!! We should ALL go to space! You and me and Gy and the sharks!!!

[brightbluecore]

YES!!! SPACE TEAM!!! OH OH OH WE’LL BE THE BEST SPACE-SHARK TEAM EVER

[lasersonsharks]

YES, HAHA!!!! OHH, I LOV- LOVE IT..!

[brightbluecore]

OHHHH WE WE SHOULD START. DESIGNING. A SPACE SHIP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT IT SHOULD BE CALLED UMMMM UM WHAT SHOULD IT BE CALLED? THE. THE SUPER SPACE SHARK 9000

[lasersonsharks]

YES!!!! OH, I-I LOVE IT!!!

[brightbluecore]

SOLAR????????????? You're back???? -@lasersonsharks

I’M BACK I’M BACK I’M BACK!!! FROM WHERE? BACK FROM WHERE? I DON’T KNOW. BACK FROM WHERE. BUT I’M BACK! HI HI HI!!!

[lasersonsharks]

Heyyy!!! Oh my god, I was looking for you EVERYWHERE!! Gy and I didn't know where you went! We were SOO WORRIED!!!

[brightbluecore]

I DIDN’T GO ANYWHERE! I DIDN’T GO ANYWHERE. I DON’T THINK I WENT ANYWHERE

GASPPPPPP WHAT IF I WENT TO SPACE?!?!?!?!?!

[lasersonsharks]

Oh- W-Well we still didn't know where you were!

Oh..!!! That would've been AWESOME!! Hah!!

[brightbluecore]

YEAH!!! WHAT IF I WENT TO SPACE??? OHHHHH HAHA!!!

BUT I MISSED IT! I MISSED ME! GOING TO SPACE. SAD. I WANNA GO TO SPA,,, I WANT SPACE. GOTTA GO TO SPACE HOW ARE THE SHARKS??? :D

[lasersonsharks]

Good, GOOD!! Very good!!! We should ALL go to space! You and me and Gy and the sharks!!!

[brightbluecore]

YES!!! SPACE TEAM!!! OH OH OH WE’LL BE THE BEST SPACE-SHARK TEAM EVER

[lasersonsharks]

YES, HAHA!!!! OHH, I LOV- LOVE IT..!

[brightbluecore]

SOLAR????????????? You're back???? -@lasersonsharks

I’M BACK I’M BACK I’M BACK!!! FROM WHERE? BACK FROM WHERE? I DON’T KNOW. BACK FROM WHERE. BUT I’M BACK! HI HI HI!!!

[lasersonsharks]

Heyyy!!! Oh my god, I was looking for you EVERYWHERE!! Gy and I didn't know where you went! We were SOO WORRIED!!!

[brightbluecore]

I DIDN’T GO ANYWHERE! I DIDN’T GO ANYWHERE. I DON’T THINK I WENT ANYWHERE

GASPPPPPP WHAT IF I WENT TO SPACE?!?!?!?!?!

[lasersonsharks]

Oh- W-Well we still didn't know where you were!

Oh..!!! That would've been AWESOME!! Hah!!

[brightbluecore]

YEAH!!! WHAT IF I WENT TO SPACE??? OHHHHH HAHA!!!

BUT I MISSED IT! I MISSED ME! GOING TO SPACE. SAD. I WANNA GO TO SPA,,, I WANT SPACE. GOTTA GO TO SPACE HOW ARE THE SHARKS??? :D

[lasersonsharks]

Good, GOOD!! Very good!!! We should ALL go to space! You and me and Gy and the sharks!!!

[brightbluecore]

SOLAR????????????? You're back???? -@lasersonsharks

I’M BACK I’M BACK I’M BACK!!! FROM WHERE? BACK FROM WHERE? I DON’T KNOW. BACK FROM WHERE. BUT I’M BACK! HI HI HI!!!

[lasersonsharks]

Heyyy!!! Oh my god, I was looking for you EVERYWHERE!! Gy and I didn't know where you went! We were SOO WORRIED!!!

[brightbluecore]

I DIDN’T GO ANYWHERE! I DIDN’T GO ANYWHERE. I DON’T THINK I WENT ANYWHERE

GASPPPPPP WHAT IF I WENT TO SPACE?!?!?!?!?!

[lasersonsharks]

Oh- W-Well we still didn't know where you were!

Oh..!!! That would've been AWESOME!! Hah!!

[brightbluecore]

SOLAR????????????? You're back???? -@lasersonsharks

I’M BACK I’M BACK I’M BACK!!! FROM WHERE? BACK FROM WHERE? I DON’T KNOW. BACK FROM WHERE. BUT I’M BACK! HI HI HI!!!

[lasersonsharks]

Heyyy!!! Oh my god, I was looking for you EVERYWHERE!! Gy and I didn't know where you went! We were SOO WORRIED!!!

[heyhigy]

lovebug 🤭

[lasersonsharks]

lovebug...

[heyhigy]

LOVEBUG!!! LOVEBUG RAY!!!!

[lasersonsharks]

yeah... lovebug...

[heyhigy]

hehhe..what’s wrong ray??? you seem a little down?? why why???

[lasersonsharks]

Uh- n- nothing..! All... all good here!

[heyhigy]

are you suuureeeee?????

[lasersonsharks]

Uh... ehh, just... just lonely, I guess.

[heyhigy]

oh no!! why are you lonely??? where are your friends??? where are your sharks???!!!!

[lasersonsharks]

My sharks are still there, doing their usual. I don't know... where Solar is. And... A-and that's all, really...

[heyhigy]

oh no is solar’s missing???? do you think they’re okay??? i hope they’re okay!!! um that’s bad news 😕😕

…you don’t have anyone else to hang out with??

[lasersonsharks]

I hope so too. But uh, not really...

[heyhigy]

lovebug 🤭

[lasersonsharks]

lovebug...

[heyhigy]

LOVEBUG!!! LOVEBUG RAY!!!!

[lasersonsharks]

yeah... lovebug...

[heyhigy]

hehhe..what’s wrong ray??? you seem a little down?? why why???

[lasersonsharks]

Uh- n- nothing..! All... all good here!

[heyhigy]

are you suuureeeee?????

[lasersonsharks]

Uh... ehh, just... just lonely, I guess.

[heyhigy]

oh no!! why are you lonely??? where are your friends??? where are your sharks???!!!!

[lasersonsharks]

My sharks are still there, doing their usual. I don't know... where Solar is. And... A-and that's all, really...