I mustard in the dark of night

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[wodnikszuwarek]

old jetlag thing i never posted here oops

[its-time-to-be-silly]

Changing my pronouns to him/he

[its-time-to-be-silly]

Eg "I've just met he, him is my new friend."

[its-time-to-be-silly]

New pronoun meta: grammatically upsetting

[dawnhorse]

Don’t think about it to much ok

[ciearcab]

and carry their curiosity onward with you.

[dayquil-driver]

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[crazy-brazilian]

[funny-tik-toks]

[nabakovian]

i'm sorry i don't know the source of this because it was posted on reddit without credit but i'm obsessed with this

[demilypyro]

[generalb]

I would love to have a screen face so I can just turn it off. No more expressing emotions for me thanks

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

[fine-x]

[thedexcat]

Following a rumor I heard, I decided to check out if this easter egg was real. Words can't do it justice.

[surrealtiktoks]

[nuka-rockit]

tumblr users not immune to weird guy in a river

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

[fried-berries]

[heywriters]

i meant to empty my contact lens case of cleaner and instead launched my allergy pills down the drain. wasn't even holding the lens case

[ariconditioner]

once confidently pointed my car keys at the door out of my house and pressed the unlock button

[wanologic]

Don’t think. Feel.

[pokeberry5]

thug beatdown round 2: electric boogaloo

(extras, cw flashing gif:)

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