Bourbon, Broncos, and Whatnot

I am a tattooed dad/husband/kayaker/camper/haikuer/bourbon drinker/and Bokonist. I'm the luckiest dude I know.

[lasthaikunicorn]

Get your tix while you can!! #blackheartburlesque @sgblackheartburlesque https://www.instagram.com/p/B2nTPLQAQHA_8qLH5PqDxnkw8z8nWs4ldf3cy40/?igshid=1i2o0tzob1wgz

[lasthaikunicorn]

Guess I should put my phone down. Booper went the the fridge, got a cottage cheese, opened it and is eating with her hand... and I didn't even notice. She's sitting 2 feet from me. (at Nasons Corner, Portland)

[marvel1980s]

1981 - Marvel 20th Anniversary by Frank Miller and Terry Austin Panel Power Comiccon III, Sydney, Australia

[lasthaikunicorn]

Is that Daredevil looking through binoculars?

[lasthaikunicorn]

Prez and Boop! (at Silly's Restaurant)

[lasthaikunicorn]

Happy Birthday to the man! You know I had sushi with @mikeness once. Technically we were eating in the same Chicago restaurant at the same time in 2008. He walked past and barely had the nerve to say "have a good show". True story!

[lasthaikunicorn]

Someone is ready for #casimirpulaskiday festivities with some @loumalnatis pizza and @portilloshotdogs Italian beef sandwiches! (at Casa De Meretholomew)

[lasthaikunicorn]

Happy 13th birthday to my handsome boy Elvis! Can't believe how much we've been through together! (at Casa De Meretholomew)

[lasthaikunicorn]

Doing some inside camping while @audrey_bart is in DC making the world a better place. (at Nasons Corner, Portland)

[lasthaikunicorn]

This is a rather large laundry basket with nothing but hooded sweatshirts in it. Yes. We own a lot of hoodies. This isn't even all of them and none of the girls hoodies are in there. (at Nasons Corner, Portland)

[lasthaikunicorn]

In case you don't know these ladies they are my wife @audrey_bart and her sister @hillarybray I could not be prouder to know them and be a part of their family! Big ❤!! (at The Mall (Washington DC))

[hamisthenewjesus]

[lasthaikunicorn]

While making breakfast I noticed this. @starwars fans will see what I see. (at Nasons Corner, Portland)

[dcmultiverse]

Diana of Themyscira & Victor Stone in Justice League 008

[80swrestling]

[sophsmagotes]

things I want but will never ask for:

- you to text me first - blowing up my phone bc you miss me - forehead kisses - back rubs - hugs from behind - calling me “your girl” - sending me songs that make you think of me - playing with my hair while I fall asleep - “did you remember to…” texts - holding my hand all the time - morning sex - reassurance that you love me - dancing in the kitchen - late night talks about life - silly pictures - breakfast dates

[whereangelsgo-troublefollows]

YOU did many of these for me…I miss them

[acurlygirlamy]

GUYS READ THE ABOVE LIST….All women want many of these things. ❤

[lasthaikunicorn]

It's pretty clear to me that I'm the chick (no offense) in my marriage as that list sounds awesome to me and when I try anything on it I'm shit down in a blaze of glory.

[lasthaikunicorn]

Had to stop Prez from eating these. She found them on the ground and honestly I didn't know if we were past 5 seconds or not sink thought I'd err on the side of caution (at Fred P Hall School)

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Texts From Superheroes

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