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[podcast-insomniac]

King Falls Chronicles Part 3 - Impressions (Spoilers!!)

God it’s good to be back

Lily, I have missed this too, honey

Sammy!!!! Yassss!

“Did someone forget to water you when you reached puberty?” Holy shit, chill.

Lily sounds soooo annoyed. She and Sammy really don’t get along well, do they?

“Sheriff Gofuckhimself”

Ben and Sammy moved in together? I just relistened to All along the Watchtower a few day ago and now this is funny.

“Hello, this is Sammy, please leave a message. Except for Lily” - “You ass”

Good to know that Sammys previous show also had an electric guitar as an intro.

Jack’s voice!!! Jack’s laugh!!! Aaaah!

Headcanon: Jack was a jock.

They were so happy and now I am sad.

It! Is! Sammy’s! Apartment! Too!

That means Sammy’s back for good! (please let me dream, okay?)

Okay Sammy calls it Ben’s apartment. Let me repeat my ‘Please let me dream’ with more distress

The radio studio should be rebuilt by when???

The official story is that a joint burned down the studio? Really??

Oh boy, the absence of the radio station is probably really bad for the town. I mean, nobody to balance out Channel 13’s and the Himinist Bullshit. That’s really fucking bad.

Lily had a few bad baad months, huh

“Hell, I miss Jack, and I never even met the guy! Sounds like a really amazing dude!” Ben Arnold, speaking from all our hearts.

The moment of hesistation before Lily referred to Jack as Sammy’s fiancé

My headcanon that Ben is partly native american gets stronger and stronger :)

Is Harrison Beauregard just HFB3?

Lily threatening to punch Sammy in the face and him answering “I like it rough”

“I’m sure I’m not your type” - “Right back at you”

Lily👏🏻 is 👏🏻a👏🏻 lesbian

Yeah, Harrison is HFB3. Oh god.

“The game”? Oh no I lost the game (and if you know what I am talking about, then so did you"

“I’m glad Jack was the smart one and you were the… Interesting one”

Oh yeah, HFB3 is a fucking undying vampire who founded the town

Sometimes, a Family is yourself and yourself posing as your son and yourself posing as your grandson.

“Please excuse my friend here, he is new to explaining stories in an audio only medium” - “Am not!” - “…and sarcasm.”

But when did HFB3 become a vampire?

Perdition wood?!? Is this how?

Sammy makes Ben breakfast every morning? Awwww…

Oh, Sammy making them promise to stay away from the devil’s doorstep. Ouch.

Also, he cares about Lily, obviously :)

HFB3 is really stupid for an immortal to ask a writer to write his family’s history… Like. That’s just asking for trouble.

Oh nooooo, what happened to Harrison is just sad

Help, I am, again, crying over Sammy Stevens (‘Looking for his long lost love or just for a way out’)

“my would-be brother in law” 😭😭😭

Lily speaking up for Sammy, saying his story is trustworthy

Emily is so amazing!

“Was that… Kindness?” “Sue me.”

“We?” “We.” 😭😭😭

[omniscientoranges]

Bros, the second Sammy cut in during Lily’s opening monologue I GASPED like there’s my boi wow I was not excepting this then BEN like oh my god they’re really just giving us everything we want. And then when Lily was talking about The Good Old Days and the music started to fade I was like “no, no way they are not they CAN’T are we really-” and my guys, my friends, they CAN and they DID. Jack! I loved him before and I love him even more now, he really sounds like such an absolute sweetheart. Also, Ben being so adorable about him and Emily being a couple, that’s true love folks. And HFB3 being lowkey tragic? Damn. Still an entire asshole but like, damn now he’s got layers. I’m so excited to see where this all goes. Welcome to Phase 2, bitches.

[theritadetectiveagency-blog]

T’was the night before the King Falls AM release,

And all through the house, not a creature was peaceful, 

As everything was on fire, and we are all in tears.

[datamyfrienddata]

it’s 3AM idk how I’m gonna sleep the episode was so good and everything I hoped and dreamed like god……Sammy and Lily are Incredible….Sammy moved in with Ben…..Lily is implied TWICE to be gay I’m so in love w her……and most importantly we heard jack and I cried thanks it was amazing

[lastminutelesbian]

OH LILY BE HELLA GAY

[kingfallsam]

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The King Falls Chronicles: Part Three https://audioboom.com/posts/7059875-the-king-falls-chronicles-part-three

[lastminutelesbian]

OH MY GOD ITS HERE

[lastminutelesbian]

2 minutes...

till King Falls AM.

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[aceofhearts-official]

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[detective-junosteel]

King Falls but it’s actually just Ben’s DND game gone horribly horribly wrong.

Ben was supposed to just DM but Sammy kept talking to him in character to the DM so Ben was just like….fine ok

Sammy still isn’t a 100% sure what DND is but gets really into his back story. 

Emily “I got a nat 20 charisma roll on you Ben” Potter

Frickard is an NPC because fuck him

Troy is the guy who works in the library who they force to play sometimes when it’s slow.

“Hey Troy–” 

“Am I dead yet?” 

“No, your wife just beat back the robo-tim and saved your life.” 

“Goddammit.” 

This is honestly just from me imagining the fucking rolls Ben must have done for That Episode to get down That Ship 

“Ok, roll for opening the door.” 

*clatter* “Oh fuck. Oh no, no no no no.” 

Lily has her own DND group that Sammy ditched so she crashes theirs sometimes. She just started recording it for a podcast version of it that Ben listens to for inspiration. 

[dantiloquent]

ARSEHOLE: you can’t have so many minorities in one group of people! stop pushing diversity! it’s a crap business model and will put people off!

PERSON WHO’S ABOUT TO INVENT FICTIONAL PODCASTS: oh, you haven’t heard?

[lastminutelesbian]

It’s half hour past midnight, PST on Oct 15th. You best believe I’ve been refreshing the King Falls AM feed every 2 minutes.

[modernfaepodcast]

Modern Fae, Chapter 3: Siren-ara, Suckers is live!

Episode 3 is live, everyone! This episode follow Diya as she joins a nefarious book club, while the twins run a scam, and Aoife receives some disturbing news.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Okay, we need more gay/bi/pan/ace characters in the media we’ve all established that. It’s incredibly important. But I personally think we need a little more diversity in straight couples and mlw couples in general as well as queer couples and poly groups so can I please get:

A tomboy whose “makeover” consists of getting a tux and gel in her hair and goes to prom with her boyfriend in matching tuxes.

Interracial couples that don’t have a white person involved

The girl being taller than the guy and it not being played for comedy.

A double wedding with a straight couple and a gay couple

A best friend hanging out with a straight couple without being considered a “third wheel” or being part of a love triangle

A guy teaching his girlfriend how to use eyeliner. And let him like makeup without any jokes being made about his sexuality or masculinity

A couple where one of them is transgender and it’s just a fact that nobody makes a big deal out of

Both the bride and groom wearing dresses at the wedding.

An established straight couple that’s been together for some time just being a couple. No cheating. No drama. They communicate well and the story doesn’t take a detour for the relationship.

A person whose last relationship was with someone of the same sex and they’re the crazy ex and spying on the new partner that’s of the opposite sex or even have it be the other way around and nothing is brought up about the genders. It’s just normal jealousy tropes.

A non binary person that identifies as straight because that’s what they feel fits them best.

A straight couple where at least one of them is asexual.

A boy getting a makeover montage before he goes out on a fancy date.

Guys squealing and getting excited rather than acting all tough and manly when their buddy gets asked out by the prettiest girl in school.

A straight or bi person deciding that yeah they feel attraction, but relationships? Romance? Sex? Not for them.

And there’s a lot more I could think of. We don’t just need normal straight couples of the same ethnicity where the woman is one head shorter than the man and stupid cheating tropes and tomboys being turned into girly girls. There’s a world of possibilities out there and ways to show straight people how they can casually be friends with and in relationships with queer people too. I dunno. I just never see this particular thing being addressed.

[wet-paiint]

give us straight people not Straight People™

[heterophobiclesbean]

The ironic paradox of biphobia and lesbophobia is that lesbophobia will have you believe society wants you to be bi and biphobia will have you believe society wants you to be lesbian. The reality is that society does not want you to be lesbian or bi; that society only wants you to be straight, but will not hesitate to use other identities against you. If that means tricking you into believing your closest allies occupy a higher social standing than you and wish to keep you beneath them in the same way the straights do to them, then so be it. It’s not even divide and conquer, its recruiting us to do their own bidding and ridding them of us in the process. Heterosexuals as a class do not prefer lesbians to bisexuals or bisexuals to lesbians, thought individually each one might have differing opinions on which are most or least acceptable.

Attempting to convince you that bi privilege or monosexual privilege exists is an intended to shift our arms towards our allies instead of our oppressors.

[memefallsam]

UM??? UM?????

[podcastsmakemecry]

sammy is really That Bitch huh

[qtz456743]

I hate when people use that as an argument to justify their homophobia. Being gay or lesbian at a young age does not mean they are thinking about sex!

[takingbackourculture]

Wondering how the word gypsy is a racial slur? Why are you referring to it as the G word when it literally means a free spirited traveller. What is so offensive about that?

Let me tell you a story, ignorant one. 

Once upon a time, there were a group of people migrating from northern India and Pakistan after the invasion “of the Persian Muslims who have since settled in Trukey, all of Europe, and the Americas These people are called the Rromani.” (x)

Once the pale bird feces people of Europe came into contact with the Rromani, they believed them to hail from Egypt, thus calling them Gypsies. 

Now about what disgusting white people like you have been trying to turn this racial slur into. There is nothing about being a free spirited traveller if you’re called such a word. What is up with white people romanticizing everything to make it seem all nice and rainbows for them?

“They were not nomadic by choice. They moved around because they had to… they were persecuted everywhere they went, and still are, to this day. They were persecuted alongside the Jews in the Holocaust – the Roma & Sinti”. They were forced to have this sort of nomadic lifestyle because “no country wanted them there”. (x)

Let’s not forget these lovely things Rromani people did and still go through because of who they are:

“Forced sterilization (yes, it is still happening)

Eviction

Harassment (by law enforcement as well as civilians)

Fingerprinting (this is happening in Italy right now – all Romani people are being fingerprinted, simply because our race is considered ‘criminal’)

Concentration camps

Starvation

Exclusion from public schools and welfare programs

Bombings (it is not uncommon in places like the Czech Republic for people to throw molotov cocktails into the windows of Romani homes)” (x)

“First and foremost: THE WORD “GYPSY” IS AN ETHNIC SLUR. It is a pejorative. It is an exonym that is hurtful and offensive. You need to accept this, period.

We are NOT your halloween costume. We are NOT your flowy skirt. We are NOT your fashion sense. We are NOT your wanderlust. We are NOT ‘boho.’

Gypsy is not fashion. Gypsy is not traveling. Gypsy is not a headband or a costume, or boho, or a long skirt.

Gypsy is a hurtful ethnic slur used to refer to the Romani people.

We cannot seem to emphasize this enough to people. This word is a slur. It was created to be a slur. Its meaning does not change. It will always be a slur. It will always be offensive.

‘The word is not yours. It’s ours. We can use it as we see fit. You cannot.’ - biggadjeworld 

We are a real people, with traditions, culture, and colorful heritage that spans centuries.” (x)

The “x”s in the post refer to sources you can click on and educate yourself with. On those pages, there are more links to become familiar to this slur and the Rromani people.

Also, don’t forget to stop by thisisnotromani!

- Jess

[dianasson]

This is some shit that the witchcraft and neopagan communities really need to get straight. You are not a “gypsy” witch, that does not make you mystical, you are not special, you are just racist. V sorry.

[queerwitchcraft]

I REALLLYYY need everyone to read this at least three times so there is no chance for confusion.

[madmaxxieslibrary-blog]

Also I could totally be wrong but I’m fairly sure “gyp/gypp” also stems from this because people thought the Rromani were a bunch of thieves. Which is also p gross.

[bookcub]

@madmaxxieslibrary Pretty sure that’s correct.