Writing Prompt Mega List: Terrible Pick up Lines Edition!
“When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.”
“Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and… damn!”
“You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother. “
“If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.“
“You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?“
“Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.“
“Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.“
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.“
“Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?“
“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.“
“I’m new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?“
“Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?“
“Do you remember me? (No.) Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
“Is your name Dunkin? Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.”
“I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.“
“My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.”
“Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you!”
“Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.“
“Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?”
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