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@lastmonsterofkrypton
“I’m STILL stronger!”
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OOC:
Independent portrayal of Kal-Il/Clark Kent/Ultraman.
Mostly based off the Crime Syndicate 2021 miniseries and Crisis On Two Earths.
Mun is 19 so minors DNI
NOT a lewd account
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Fuck ChatGPT, ask ME your stupid ass questions.
How many licks is it to the center of a tootsie pop.
Oh! I gotten that question before! :)
Fuck ChatGPT, ask ME your stupid ass questions.
Where did you get that hairline
I got a personal barber at the Syndicate HQ. He always does me right as you can see here.
Babe, you could do so much better.
While we're at it, I can give you Make-up tips.
Okay, you’re on to something!
Fuck ChatGPT, ask ME your stupid ass questions.
Where did you get that hairline
I got a personal barber at the Syndicate HQ. He always does me right as you can see here.
Guess who’s back?
I should have flown into the fucking sun... Get the fuck out of here. Go. Preferably to hell.
Guess you’d know what hell is like.
Feels like a hot volcano, don’t it? :)
I'm going to commit a murder. Most likely yours.
Yeah, yeah. That’s what they all say.
Guess who’s back?
I should have flown into the fucking sun... Get the fuck out of here. Go. Preferably to hell.
Guess you’d know what hell is like.
Feels like a hot volcano, don’t it? :)
Places a propeller cap on your head - 🥔👑
:)
Thank you!
Dumbest man in the world.
Why do ya always gotta be so miserable?
I’d be happier if my team was less idiotic
Change starts with you, Clark
Clark’s a cool guy but he ain’t me.
I think ya meant to call me Kal. Yeah, me and Clark look similar but we ain’t the same guy.
Got it, Clarky
Clarky-Poo. That’s a good nickname
What the hell’s your obsession with that reporter? I ain’t him.
Just because he’s a star reporter does not mean he’s suddenly me!
Let’s not give him any bright ideas, okay?
Places a propeller cap on your head - 🥔👑
:)
Thank you!
Dumbest man in the world.
Why do ya always gotta be so miserable?
I’d be happier if my team was less idiotic
Change starts with you, Clark
Clark’s a cool guy but he ain’t me.
I think ya meant to call me Kal. Yeah, me and Clark look similar but we ain’t the same guy.
I found something in my husband's secret hidey holes that you might like! :)
….go on…
Sooo! I can't carry all that much, but! I have one bag with a bunch of that rock stuff you like to eat! For some Reason there are more then just the green ones, and I did NOT want to risk loosing my hair from taking too long to sort them out, so. you want it?
Sure but keep the blue shit away from me.
not a fan of blue? is it like eating a sour candy when you didn't expect it?
Yeah, it’s gross.
I found something in my husband's secret hidey holes that you might like! :)
….go on…
Sooo! I can't carry all that much, but! I have one bag with a bunch of that rock stuff you like to eat! For some Reason there are more then just the green ones, and I did NOT want to risk loosing my hair from taking too long to sort them out, so. you want it?
Sure but keep the blue shit away from me.
I found something in my husband's secret hidey holes that you might like! :)
….go on…
Places a propeller cap on your head - 🥔👑
:)
Thank you!
Dumbest man in the world.
Why do ya always gotta be so miserable?
Ur not punk rock
@ithinkimaclonenow
Yes, I am! >:(
Places a propeller cap on your head - 🥔👑
:)
Thank you!
as bad as you are ultraman, youre no lord superman. Youre cooler too. - 🥔👑
I’m the baddest of the bad, Lord ain’t got shit on me!
Thanks for thinkin’ I’m cool though!
Pride pfps!
I made these for my side accounts @mr-cowardman @amazon-killer and my buddy’s accounts @lastmonsterofkrypton @quickestbastardalive go check them out! Diversity wins, all these bitches are lgbt!!
Hey Red, ya got any Kryptonite?
If I did.. why would i give it to you?
It’s not like ya got any use for it.
Most of you other Kals don’t want it so it should all be goin’ to me.
Nyet.. I don't trust that.
You’re no fun. :(
I'm smart. None of us should have all of it. Recipe for disaster..
God forbid a guy can actually use Kryptonite instead of bein’ weakened by it!
Weak.. Weakened?.. It's no more than a pin prick of pain?...
…???
Usually for the other Kals, it weakens them.
The fuck ya mean it don’t weaken ya??
