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@mydarkestnights
you're just a waste of a pretty face
★ laura ★ 16 ★ she/her ★ lowkirkuinely ★ #userciwyw ★ totes goffik ★
❥ musicians ༘ taylor swift, kate bush, chappell roan, rielynn white, britney spears, doechii, mitski, adéla, JADE, lily allen, ethel cain, audrey hobert, modest mouse, the 1975, charli xcx, addison rae, jane birkin
reading ☽ farenheit 451 probably watching ☽ criminal minds <3 scrolling ☽ guapobull my beloved
➛ tags #call it what you want queue, #moodboards, #asks, #my scrapbook
You all may think i'm kidding but I would fuck Kermit.
THE FROG!?!!???
Yes, the frog.
Would you? Would you really? Is this a challenge? Would you slowly take apart is soft, plush body? Mm, watch him shake, flail his muppet arms, stammering out half protesting, half begging for more? Do you even KNOW what makes Kermit the Frog so appealing to Some Of Us? Are you a real puppet fucker, or just another goddamn fraud? Seeing Kermit perform, at the control of another's Hand. The performer moves his finges, and Kermit's mouth opens, and he cannot even stop it. He speaks. Good boy. Have you even considered what that must feel like? Have you ever even agonized over whether you want to be the one controlling him, feeling the thrill of his trust as he lets you take over, or be the one he controls, as all of his pent up need for domination is unleashed on your own hole, as he makes it hi,s mmuppet hol.e. Fuckk. Have you written pages and pages of muppet porn and realized that, yeah, there are real and compelling reasons to be aroused by Kermit the Frog? Or are you just trying to be shocking. Because, I really am warning you. That's a dangerous road to travel, cowboy. Some don't come back... Heh.
Some Don't Even Really Want To.
big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings
they couldnt take the heat
🥘 stillstainless following
full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me
🔲 tupperware follow
can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower
🍳 cast-iron following
op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.
🔲 tupperware follow
can you actually fuck off
🥣 countercandy mutuals
fav thing to hold
fruit
vegetables
keys
candy
soup
something else/not a bowl
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i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO
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dusty ass
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all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3
#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok
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Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year
#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang
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anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains
tupperware answered: what if i killed myself
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WASP IN ME
we need to put every animal in a big pot and boil them
well if tumblr user homophobia thinks I shouldn't do it!!
i think what i love about taylor swift so much is that, at her core, she is a decent and warm human being, almost in spite of the fact that people refuse to treat her like a human being period
actually, caesar was stabbed 60 times. it just looked like 23 because, after the tumblr update,
boys night goes on :) cant wait to see my sweet almost stepson Brutus, he's grown up so much recently
is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, hehehe wait what-
Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes
The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve.
Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.
If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.
Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.
This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!
Let's talk about reblog notes.
We rolled out a significant change to how notes work on reblogs, and the reaction has been strong. We're not going to pretend otherwise.
First things first: We're reversing the change. Your feedback in comments, emails, and especially reblogs, made clear that the rollout created problems we need to address before moving forward. We also should have communicated this differently from the start, and we didn't.
We still believe there's a better version of how reblogs can work. One that gives every voice in a chain the credit it deserves. But we want to get there with you.
In the coming days we'll share more on how we plan to do that, including ways to work directly with some of you on this and future changes before they ship.
Keep an eye on @staff for updates to come soon.
HOLY SHIT WE DID IT EVERYONE!!!!
be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two
this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts
hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously
hey it’s march again let’s get this post circulating again
Sexiest math operation?
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My WIFE (ao3) has been SHOT (is down for maintenance) and is DEAD FOREVER (probably will be back up in a few hours)
Joker held out his hands, stretching out the palms so the holes were clearly visable. "Do you wanna know how I got these scars?" He chuckled gently.
Kermit trembled at the sight of his lover, who had been crucified in front of him only three days prior. "Y-you're dead... I saw you..." his voice quivered with emotion. The honey of his devotion had already crystallized painfully into grief, choking him with a sweetness he could no longer stand the taste of. He could not bear to feel hopeful. He had already mourned. It was too much. He collapsed to the ground.
"Kermit... it's really me," Joker chuckled reassuringly. "Here... if you still don't believe....... put your fingers here, into my hole..............."
Kermit gasped. "You're... h-h-hole?!" He gasped.
Joker chuckled with arousal. "No, not that kind of hole. Not yet at least, my dear. I meant my Jesus Holes," again, he displayed his hands, and his feet this time too, which sure enough, had big Jesus Holes in them from where the nails had been driven through his flesh, holding him up on the cross.
Kermit placed his hands into the Joker's wounds... it was a impossible. It was a miracle. How he had survived the cross? Kermit looked up at Joker with shining eyes, hands still in his Jesus Holes. His own Muppet Hole was fluttering with rapture. "My Lord..." he breathed.
Joker chuckled radiantly. "Yes, Kermit. But not to you. I am not your Lord." He chuckle"I am your Clown Husband."
They embraced, Kermit sobbing and kissing him all over. It was crazy. Even Joker Christ was getting a little teary eyed.
Then they got out the
Bible.
Someone is getting executed during the next Dash Con? Heh. I almost feel bad for the next sorry soul on the receiving end of Public Dashcon Murder. What they don't tell you is that you die for real, and that you only come back if you Come Back Wrong. Also that your soul is tethered to the Ballpit, and it hates the husk you have become and will kill you on sight, so you can never go back to Dash Con again. Le Sigh! Guess I will be buying a Virtual Ticket!
