Tulip

18+ this is a rp blog!!

[laswellstulip]

laswell is my wife <3

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

💍

Uh….

@laswellstulip ?

[laswellstulip]

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHBHBHAHHA

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

😭😭😭

[laswellstulip]

LMAO

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

💍

Uh….

@laswellstulip ?

[laswellstulip]

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHBHBHAHHA

[johnpricesmother]

Hey, it’s one of John’s coworkers. Can you tell me some stories about him?

When he was five he barricaded himself in the tree house with the dog and called the police because I forgot to get Applesauce at the store.

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

@johnprice-asks

>:)

[johnprice-asks]

.. well. me and rufus had a bloody amazing time up there with my spare apple sauce 🙄

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

Rufus? You named your dog *Rufus?*

[johnprice-asks]

Yes! He was a lovely little collie.

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

Awh. Me and Tulip were thinking about a dog. I think she wants a cat more though.

@laswellstulip

[laswellstulip]

i want a kitty really bad but Katie keeps telling me she’s allergic

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

I am! We could maybe get a hairless cat…maybe.

[laswellstulip]

ahahahahaahahah! no.

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

I know we’re lesbian but having something that vaguely looks like a ball sac in our house is okay.

[laswellstulip]

no

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

Yes, it is. Plus they’re all so cute.

[laswellstulip]

where did you get that picture of me..?

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

Don’t worry about it, Tulip.

[laswellstulip]

o-oh..!

[johnpricesmother]

Hey, it’s one of John’s coworkers. Can you tell me some stories about him?

When he was five he barricaded himself in the tree house with the dog and called the police because I forgot to get Applesauce at the store.

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

@johnprice-asks

>:)

[johnprice-asks]

.. well. me and rufus had a bloody amazing time up there with my spare apple sauce 🙄

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

Rufus? You named your dog *Rufus?*

[johnprice-asks]

Yes! He was a lovely little collie.

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

Awh. Me and Tulip were thinking about a dog. I think she wants a cat more though.

@laswellstulip

[laswellstulip]

i want a kitty really bad but Katie keeps telling me she’s allergic

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

I am! We could maybe get a hairless cat…maybe.

[laswellstulip]

ahahahahaahahah! no.

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

I know we’re lesbian but having something that vaguely looks like a ball sac in our house is okay.

[laswellstulip]

no

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

Yes, it is. Plus they’re all so cute.

[laswellstulip]

where did you get that picture of me..?

[johnpricesmother]

Hey, it’s one of John’s coworkers. Can you tell me some stories about him?

When he was five he barricaded himself in the tree house with the dog and called the police because I forgot to get Applesauce at the store.

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

@johnprice-asks

>:)

[johnprice-asks]

.. well. me and rufus had a bloody amazing time up there with my spare apple sauce 🙄

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

Rufus? You named your dog *Rufus?*

[johnprice-asks]

Yes! He was a lovely little collie.

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

Awh. Me and Tulip were thinking about a dog. I think she wants a cat more though.

@laswellstulip

[laswellstulip]

i want a kitty really bad but Katie keeps telling me she’s allergic

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

I am! We could maybe get a hairless cat…maybe.

[laswellstulip]

ahahahahaahahah! no.

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

I know we’re lesbian but having something that vaguely looks like a ball sac in our house is okay.

[laswellstulip]

no

[johnpricesmother]

Hey, it’s one of John’s coworkers. Can you tell me some stories about him?

When he was five he barricaded himself in the tree house with the dog and called the police because I forgot to get Applesauce at the store.

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

@johnprice-asks

>:)

[johnprice-asks]

.. well. me and rufus had a bloody amazing time up there with my spare apple sauce 🙄

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

Rufus? You named your dog *Rufus?*

[johnprice-asks]

Yes! He was a lovely little collie.

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

Awh. Me and Tulip were thinking about a dog. I think she wants a cat more though.

@laswellstulip

[laswellstulip]

i want a kitty really bad but Katie keeps telling me she’s allergic

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

I am! We could maybe get a hairless cat…maybe.

[laswellstulip]

ahahahahaahahah! no.

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

mooomm…

everyone’s being mean cos I dont have a dad for the daddy daughter dance next week

why can’t I just be normal?? :(

-👧

Awh, baby…

You are in a normal family. If you really want a man to take you, I could have one of the men that mom works with take you.

@johnprice-asks?

@soapmactavish-blog?

I could ask one of them.

Trust me, darling, you’re normal.

[laswellstulip]

baby don’t worry!! i also dont have a daddy

[johnpricesmother]

Hey, it’s one of John’s coworkers. Can you tell me some stories about him?

When he was five he barricaded himself in the tree house with the dog and called the police because I forgot to get Applesauce at the store.

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

@johnprice-asks

>:)

[johnprice-asks]

.. well. me and rufus had a bloody amazing time up there with my spare apple sauce 🙄

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

Rufus? You named your dog *Rufus?*

[johnprice-asks]

Yes! He was a lovely little collie.

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

Awh. Me and Tulip were thinking about a dog. I think she wants a cat more though.

@laswellstulip

[laswellstulip]

i want a kitty really bad but Katie keeps telling me she’s allergic

[ask-elsinnombre]

Double date idea: you and me, @ask-chiefkatelaswell and @laswellstulip

Tag team WWE style cage fight

Are you niñas up for it? :)

(I’d win.)

[laswellstulip]

i’ll sit and look pretty

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

Do you wear em pants or does your wife?

I’ll let her answer.

@laswellstulip

[laswellstulip]

i wear the pants always

[ask-elsinnombre]

Sure… (That’s what she thinks.)

[laswellstulip]

@ask-chiefkatelaswell get your ass over here rn

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

Do you wear em pants or does your wife?

I’ll let her answer.

@laswellstulip

[laswellstulip]

i wear the pants always

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [I’m at work. Is the baby coming? Don’t freak out, I’ll be there soon—call the hospital and have them send an ambulance.]

To@thelaswellkid [You’re staying with uncle Johnny for now, okay?]

To @soapmactavish-blog [Take care of Charlie for me.]

[laswellstulip]

[No i’m scared i’m waiting for you to get home]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [Call the hospital. Please. I’ll be there soon.]

[laswellstulip]

[Katie i’m not going without you]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [Please. Tulip, please go. I’ll be there in thirty minutes. I love you. I need you to be safe and you will be at the hospital.]

[laswellstulip]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell [Baby I’ll] *there’s nothing else*

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip: [Tulip? Are you there?] followed up a few minutes later by, [I’m calling the hospital.]

[laswellstulip]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [Im ok! just some contractions. Katie hurry up please i miss you]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [Oh my God. Never scare me like that again. Leaving for the train this minute. What hospital are you going to?]

[laswellstulip]

to: @ask-chiefkatelaswell [The closet one to us]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip: [Okay. I’m coming over.]

To @price-askblog: [Wife’s having a baby. I’m asking for maternity leave.]

[laswellstulip]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [Please please hurry i don’t want to be alone]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip: [Almost there. They’re going to give you some medicine and you’re going to pass out, alright? Or at least feel no pain. Epidurals. I love you and I’m five minutes out.]

[laswellstulip]

To @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [no no no! i can’t pass out with you here! Kate Elizabeth Laswell hurry your fine ass up!]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [They're going to take away your phone soon. I'm hurrying up, only five minutes out.]

[laswellstulip]

*there’s no more replies*

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [I’m at work. Is the baby coming? Don’t freak out, I’ll be there soon—call the hospital and have them send an ambulance.]

To@thelaswellkid [You’re staying with uncle Johnny for now, okay?]

To @soapmactavish-blog [Take care of Charlie for me.]

[laswellstulip]

[No i’m scared i’m waiting for you to get home]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [Call the hospital. Please. I’ll be there soon.]

[laswellstulip]

[Katie i’m not going without you]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [Please. Tulip, please go. I’ll be there in thirty minutes. I love you. I need you to be safe and you will be at the hospital.]

[laswellstulip]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell [Baby I’ll] *there’s nothing else*

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip: [Tulip? Are you there?] followed up a few minutes later by, [I’m calling the hospital.]

[laswellstulip]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [Im ok! just some contractions. Katie hurry up please i miss you]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [Oh my God. Never scare me like that again. Leaving for the train this minute. What hospital are you going to?]

[laswellstulip]

to: @ask-chiefkatelaswell [The closet one to us]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip: [Okay. I’m coming over.]

To @price-askblog: [Wife’s having a baby. I’m asking for maternity leave.]

[laswellstulip]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [Please please hurry i don’t want to be alone]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip: [Almost there. They’re going to give you some medicine and you’re going to pass out, alright? Or at least feel no pain. Epidurals. I love you and I’m five minutes out.]

[laswellstulip]

To @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [no no no! i can’t pass out with you here! Kate Elizabeth Laswell hurry your fine ass up!]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [I’m at work. Is the baby coming? Don’t freak out, I’ll be there soon—call the hospital and have them send an ambulance.]

To@thelaswellkid [You’re staying with uncle Johnny for now, okay?]

To @soapmactavish-blog [Take care of Charlie for me.]

[laswellstulip]

[No i’m scared i’m waiting for you to get home]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [Call the hospital. Please. I’ll be there soon.]

[laswellstulip]

[Katie i’m not going without you]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [Please. Tulip, please go. I’ll be there in thirty minutes. I love you. I need you to be safe and you will be at the hospital.]

[laswellstulip]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell [Baby I’ll] *there’s nothing else*

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip: [Tulip? Are you there?] followed up a few minutes later by, [I’m calling the hospital.]

[laswellstulip]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [Im ok! just some contractions. Katie hurry up please i miss you]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [Oh my God. Never scare me like that again. Leaving for the train this minute. What hospital are you going to?]

[laswellstulip]

to: @ask-chiefkatelaswell [The closet one to us]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip: [Okay. I’m coming over.]

To @price-askblog: [Wife’s having a baby. I’m asking for maternity leave.]

[laswellstulip]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [Please please hurry i don’t want to be alone]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [I’m at work. Is the baby coming? Don’t freak out, I’ll be there soon—call the hospital and have them send an ambulance.]

To@thelaswellkid [You’re staying with uncle Johnny for now, okay?]

To @soapmactavish-blog [Take care of Charlie for me.]

[laswellstulip]

[No i’m scared i’m waiting for you to get home]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [Call the hospital. Please. I’ll be there soon.]

[laswellstulip]

[Katie i’m not going without you]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [Please. Tulip, please go. I’ll be there in thirty minutes. I love you. I need you to be safe and you will be at the hospital.]

[laswellstulip]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell [Baby I’ll] *there’s nothing else*

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip: [Tulip? Are you there?] followed up a few minutes later by, [I’m calling the hospital.]

[laswellstulip]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [Im ok! just some contractions. Katie hurry up please i miss you]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [Oh my God. Never scare me like that again. Leaving for the train this minute. What hospital are you going to?]

[laswellstulip]

to: @ask-chiefkatelaswell [The closet one to us]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [I’m at work. Is the baby coming? Don’t freak out, I’ll be there soon—call the hospital and have them send an ambulance.]

To@thelaswellkid [You’re staying with uncle Johnny for now, okay?]

To @soapmactavish-blog [Take care of Charlie for me.]

[laswellstulip]

[No i’m scared i’m waiting for you to get home]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [Call the hospital. Please. I’ll be there soon.]

[laswellstulip]

[Katie i’m not going without you]

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip [Please. Tulip, please go. I’ll be there in thirty minutes. I love you. I need you to be safe and you will be at the hospital.]

[laswellstulip]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell [Baby I’ll] *there’s nothing else*

[ask-chiefkatelaswell]

To @laswellstulip: [Tulip? Are you there?] followed up a few minutes later by, [I’m calling the hospital.]

[laswellstulip]

To: @ask-chiefkatelaswell: [Im ok! just some contractions. Katie hurry up please i miss you]