Valeria Garza @ask-elsinnombre - Tumblr Blog

Would ya be up for some drinks and gossip 'bout the 141?

Ay, of course, Roze. Give me a time and date.

@niresenrab, not *that* kind of date…

How about next week Wednesday at 'round 7?

Yes, of course, Roze.

MY BAD GUYS

Hello, wife. I found this cat outside and took it home and now it keeps doing this. Should I be concerned?

Dios mio…you and these strays.

niresenrab

I was a stray and you kept me :)

*Sigh.* You weren’t a stray. You were someone I met on my deployment. Not a stray.

niresenrab

Might as well have been a stray, my beloved. I was lost until I met you. A shivering feral.

I love you. *Sigh.*

FUCK MEANT YO BE ME

Hello, wife. I found this cat outside and took it home and now it keeps doing this. Should I be concerned?

Dios mio…you and these strays.

niresenrab

I was a stray and you kept me :)

*Sigh.* You weren’t a stray. You were someone I met on my deployment. Not a stray.

can i have a hug?

-🦐

Bring it in…

Would ya be up for some drinks and gossip 'bout the 141?

Ay, of course, Roze. Give me a time and date.

@niresenrab, not *that* kind of date…

i-technically-dont-exist

MY BABY!!!!! She’s finally been using post that I got her! It was so much money and I forgot to get a receipt, so I was starting to get really worried that I wasted my money 😭

... @john-captain-price @johnpricesmother @ask-roachsanderson @ask-chiefkatelaswell @i-technically-dont-exist @asksoapmactavish-blog @laswellstulip

Thoughts?

I love the little bugger

*Sigh.* It does look nice, I suppose.

Hello, wife. I found this cat outside and took it home and now it keeps doing this. Should I be concerned?

Dios mio…you and these strays.

Hello

Hello?

Hey, it’s one of John’s coworkers. Can you tell me some stories about him?

When he was five he barricaded himself in the tree house with the dog and called the police because I forgot to get Applesauce at the store.

@johnprice-asks

>:)

.. well. me and rufus had a bloody amazing time up there with my spare apple sauce 🙄

Rufus? You named your dog *Rufus?*

Yes! He was a lovely little collie.

Awh. Me and Tulip were thinking about a dog. I think she wants a cat more though.

@laswellstulip

i want a kitty really bad but Katie keeps telling me she’s allergic

I am! We could maybe get a hairless cat…maybe.

ahahahahaahahah! no.

I know we’re lesbian but having something that vaguely looks like a ball sac in our house is okay.

no

Yes, it is. Plus they’re all so cute.

That looks scary, Laswell…

(No. Like seriously 😥…)

It’s so cute, Sparrow. Besides the fact it looks like Gollum, that is…

(yeah lmao i actually do have a severe car allergy)

Why does it remind me of a Gremlin? Thats not Cute…

(….YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO CARS???)

I love gremlins…

(LMAOOOO MISBTYPE)

Snowflake and Sparky and Chaotic Gremlins. They’re Foxes.

(I WAS LIKE- “DO YOU SNEEZE WHEN YOUR NEAR A CAR, LET ALONE IN IT???”)

:)

(NO LMAO BUT THAT GENUINELY JS HOW I AM WITH CATS LIKE IRS SCARY)

(I WENT TO GO TO MY THERAPIST AND APPAREBTLY THE PERSON BEFORE ME HAD A PET CAT AND MY EYES STARTED SWELLING AND MY NOSE STARTED RUNNING.)

You’d probably think i’m crazy that i have two Pet Foxes, They’re nomming on a Chunk of Carne Asada i cooked and gave to them. My sweet Foxy Boys :)

(WAIT WAS THE CAT FUR ON THE CHAIR OR SOMETHING??)

Foxes!!! I saw some in Canada.

(i think so idk but i’d assume)

Hey, it’s one of John’s coworkers. Can you tell me some stories about him?

When he was five he barricaded himself in the tree house with the dog and called the police because I forgot to get Applesauce at the store.

@johnprice-asks

>:)

.. well. me and rufus had a bloody amazing time up there with my spare apple sauce 🙄

Rufus? You named your dog *Rufus?*

Yes! He was a lovely little collie.

Awh. Me and Tulip were thinking about a dog. I think she wants a cat more though.

@laswellstulip

i want a kitty really bad but Katie keeps telling me she’s allergic

I am! We could maybe get a hairless cat…maybe.

ahahahahaahahah! no.

I know we’re lesbian but having something that vaguely looks like a ball sac in our house is okay.

Balance things out dear!

See, Tulip? She agrees. :)

Hey, it’s one of John’s coworkers. Can you tell me some stories about him?

When he was five he barricaded himself in the tree house with the dog and called the police because I forgot to get Applesauce at the store.

@johnprice-asks

>:)

.. well. me and rufus had a bloody amazing time up there with my spare apple sauce 🙄

Rufus? You named your dog *Rufus?*

Yes! He was a lovely little collie.

Awh. Me and Tulip were thinking about a dog. I think she wants a cat more though.

@laswellstulip

i want a kitty really bad but Katie keeps telling me she’s allergic

I am! We could maybe get a hairless cat…maybe.

ahahahahaahahah! no.

I know we’re lesbian but having something that vaguely looks like a ball sac in our house is okay.

no

Yes, it is. Plus they’re all so cute.

where did you get that picture of me..?

Don’t worry about it, Tulip. :)

[OOC: Nire and Valeria's wedding photos totally looked like this. There's definitely one where Nire tried to deadlift Val.

oh hell yeah, there is. id be surprised if there wasn’t lmao

Bro, your account is ass

Amazing

Super cool

Skin is a prison and I wish to be freed

lmaoooooooo

Aaaaand they’re spreading…first from me. 💀

(Alex, did you see the Two asks i got about me Interacting with MDNIs? I’m starting to second guess myself about making this account back in January of what? Last year? Idk-)

i did see them, but it does depend on the blogs. for me it’s sort of a soft boundary where as long as u aren’t being weird/interacting with my nsfw stuff idc. however, someone like bunny just doesn’t feel comfy interacting with minors at all. it depends on everyone, but as long as the people you’re talking to know they’re talking to a minor, then it’s okay. however u will need to watch out for yourself as a minor in this community so you don’t get taken advantage of 🤷

Yea, thats why i put my Acc Description as Teen Account and also had to put my Age to sort of- explain why i put teen account.

(You wanna know something funny? Well- not necessarily funny but just something about me. Whenever i feel like i’m in deep water, my heart tends to quicken a bit.)

i think that’s okay then, they know they’re talking to a minor. i’d say if you’re sending an ask or smth to a new account say in parentheses something like “(minor irl btw)”

that’s giving me flashbacks to the christian school days…getting called to the office for using all pronouns basically gave me a heart attack. (not actually, but damn it was very aggressive)

(Also- i just imagined in my head — all of the hate anons are just building up in the Tumblr Junkyard and then somehow they came back and started with me lol- LIKE WHO DECIDED TO OPEN THE “DO NOT UNLOCK” GATE AND DROPPED THE HATE ANONS AT MY DOORSTEP LIKE THEYRE AGGRESSIVE PUPPIES IN A BOX 📦??)

LMAOOOO I THINK THATS THE BEST WAY IVE HEARD THEM DESCRIBED 😭

LIKE- WE DONT NEED AGGRESSIVE PUPPIES THAT ARE SHIPPED IN BOXES BARKING HATE AT US- THATS WHY THERES A TUMBLR JUNKYARD 💀

REALLLLL!!!!

*stares with autistic eyes*

You're really pretty.

I have a wife.

You have a wife?

Sí.

Wife reveal when?

Wife reveal

Art by @gomzdrawfr

Looks like someone softened yer heart, no?

No…never.

Ain't nothin' wrong with it

Between the two of us…maybe.

Awwww congratulations....When's the weddin'?

So, that’s the thing. She’s been my wife.

....I really should stop stayin' in the sun for so long. Am loosin' braincells....that can't be good for the baby.....

You’re going to have a bebé?

@niresenrab…take notes.

Am havin' two bebés

Keep forgettin' that

Wow. Nice to know.

Would you like me and the wife to help?

@niresenrab

Sure why not?

Some aunties would be nice for the boys

:)

Bro, your account is ass

Amazing

Super cool

Skin is a prison and I wish to be freed

lmaoooooooo

Aaaaand they’re spreading…first from me. 💀

(Alex, did you see the Two asks i got about me Interacting with MDNIs? I’m starting to second guess myself about making this account back in January of what? Last year? Idk-)

i did see them, but it does depend on the blogs. for me it’s sort of a soft boundary where as long as u aren’t being weird/interacting with my nsfw stuff idc. however, someone like bunny just doesn’t feel comfy interacting with minors at all. it depends on everyone, but as long as the people you’re talking to know they’re talking to a minor, then it’s okay. however u will need to watch out for yourself as a minor in this community so you don’t get taken advantage of 🤷

Yea, thats why i put my Acc Description as Teen Account and also had to put my Age to sort of- explain why i put teen account.

(You wanna know something funny? Well- not necessarily funny but just something about me. Whenever i feel like i’m in deep water, my heart tends to quicken a bit.)

i think that’s okay then, they know they’re talking to a minor. i’d say if you’re sending an ask or smth to a new account say in parentheses something like “(minor irl btw)”

that’s giving me flashbacks to the christian school days…getting called to the office for using all pronouns basically gave me a heart attack. (not actually, but damn it was very aggressive)

(Also- i just imagined in my head — all of the hate anons are just building up in the Tumblr Junkyard and then somehow they came back and started with me lol- LIKE WHO DECIDED TO OPEN THE “DO NOT UNLOCK” GATE AND DROPPED THE HATE ANONS AT MY DOORSTEP LIKE THEYRE AGGRESSIVE PUPPIES IN A BOX 📦??)