All Jack

Better than technicolour vomit.

[pitchcraft]

Wait no this is the wrong dystopian future we were meant to be gay outlaws in a nuclear desert

[mysistersaremice]

[catchymemes]

Meet Smudge the table cat

https://instagram.com/smudge_lord

[kryptoniandonuts]

[ghostarcherthinks]

That scene where Aziraphale and Crowley get shot with paintballs is even more hilarious in the book because of the way it’s dramatized like these idiots get shot and we immediately cut away to an explanation of how Sister Mary Loquacious came to be a successful entrepreneur and when we get back to the ineffable morons Crowley has sunk to the ground, dramatically leaning against a statue and Aziraphale has straight up fallen over on his ass and stays lying down until Crowley, after a quick contemplation of how inconvenient it is to get discorporated at a time like this, realizes Shenanigans are Afoot, tastes the paint and crawls over to him to be like “hey Shenanigans are Afoot” like the adaptation gives them too much dignity in this scene when they both legit thought they were dying for at least a full minute

[rainbowkarolina]

Captain Marvel (2019) dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck

[theauspolchronicles]

Shorten and Albanese ready to drop a mixtape called “Losing the Unlosable”

[wonderworman-archive]

Tbh the best thing about Venom (2018) is that Eddie looks like complete shit the entire time. I kept waiting for the inevitable moment in all superhero movies where the guy rips off his shirt and everyone gets a minute and a half to ogle him until the plot resumes but, no, Eddie spends the entirety of the movie in the one gray hoodie drenched in sweat and looking 3.1 seconds from death. No unnecessary shirtless fight scene or shower scene. Just Tom Hardy looking like garbage and talking to himself for almost 2 hours. Poetic cimena.

[evilbjork]

Bjork’s Comic Adventure By: Liam Alexander @artofliamalxndr

[afloweroutofstone]

Got an English translation of “How to Read Donald Duck: Imperialist Ideology in the Disney Comic” over the weekend, a classic 1971 Chilean work of Marxist cultural analysis which claims that the original Donald Duck comic served American imperialism. Fun fact: when Augusto Pinochet took over Chile, this book was heavily suppressed and the entire third printing of it was either burned or thrown in the ocean.

[lateriter]

y e e h a w

[team-downey-1965]

NEW PHOTO: #AvengersEndgame #CaptainAmerica  

[lateriter]

his shoulders are hilarious

[zonecassette]

[neoliberalsocialistxoxo]

Juggalos are a great example of how disenfranchised white people dont have to turn to racism to feel included or listened to. Like they could just be juggalos and we could all live in peace.

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

this timeline is a fucking trip 

[tha--snazzle]

the enemy of my enemy is down with the clown.

[cosmologicalcryptid]

I never should’ve come back here

[lateriter]

[lateriter]

Mood

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Everyone talks about how Jesus drove the money changers and merchants out of the temple, but everyone glosses over the fact that he took the time to braid a whip. That would have taken a couple hours. I have braided leather before, and it takes a lot of time and effort. It may have even taken more than one day, all scripture says is, “And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple-“ there isn’t a time period given. But I would still say it was at least a few hours. he had to braid multiple cords, bind them together, make a handle, and fix the cords to the handle.

The point of this is that what he did was NOT impulsive. It was cold and calculated. Premeditated even.

[lilaccatholic]

I’m sorry I know this is a really great insight but all I can think of is Jesus sitting there making His whip and the apostles shuffling around nervously wondering who’s about to get it