Lau-der

I like to draw 

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It is the anniversary of my birth, y’all

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Good job on preparing to fall faster than MySpace.

That is all.

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I drew my kobold bard from the Curse of Strahd campaign that I’m in. She believes she is a goddess because a wizard made her breathe fire. 

and yes, that is a Strahd doll behind her.

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Yoda’s hit box is just so fucking small, though I only dislike fighting him because he’s SO DAMN FAST JESUS.

HOW AM I GOING TO SHOOT YOU IF YOUR HOPPING ALL AROUND ME SWINGING A GIANT DEATH STICK AT ME

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MMMMMMMMMM. I know what people say about the EA battlefronts but I’m sorry, when I see a General Grievous in the game, I WILL PLAY HIM AND I WILL LAUGH MANIACALLY AS I DO THE SPINNY THING WITH THE SABERS!

Now I just need Obi-Wan to be released for him to say “Hello there” as he kills me.

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Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?

If your count is higher than 721, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 721 range and round up!

I’m currently a Treecko.

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Aaaahhh yeah, the low sub count came in handy for once! I’m a fucking turtle tank with water canons!

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Sometimes you just gotta doodle some Star Wars things. I will admit, I liked the CIS more than the clones, mainly because if the design of the robots and of course Grievous.

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I liked that She Venom scene, have a she venom because of it!

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When you’re invested in a drawing then someone destroys your thought process over a piece of toast

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Why must that on damned Austria player constantly try to put a Habsburg on every throne in EU4? They already got a PUover France for god sake and now their going for England!

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Have a painting I did of my OC, Heinrich. This kid is the best kid of all time.

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Have one last Halloween post before it’s over. A boar skull is what this is and it seemed my scanner actually made this look better than it actually was!

Thank you scanner, I’ll never forget you!

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I think this is the only Inktober drawing I’ve done that is actually a part of the prompt.

Somewhat...

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The fact that you guessed I was a bad says a LOT about my choices in those campaigns. Lol.

As a bard player myself, I know a bard’s actions by heart! Play your instruments, cast those spells, and seduce that dragon!

Or mindflayer in your case. Top keks for effort!

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Reasons I’ve been killed in d&d campaigns:

-I wanted to fuck the Mindflayer.

-Tried to recruit an Invisible Stalker as my imaginary friend

-Attempted a tea party with a Durugar

-Called an elf a prissy leaf eating nugget fucker

-Was convinced Dracoliches just need friends

-Rilled a 1 while skipping near lava

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If this isn’t the most bard death-list I’ve seen, I don’t know what is.

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I present a rough sketch of Ernesto De La Cruz from the movie, Coco. He may have been the best of guys, but damn was his singing voice good.