Symphony For The Departed

Lynn, aroace, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[3e3a33]

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[masonworlds]

it might save ur life

[zeitghost]

Our commune kind of has a "solarpunk" vibe, in the sense that we are kicking dogs

[bleeding-amaranth]

"all of the dark souls 2 praise is contrarian" okay but literally shut the fuck up. Its not a perfect game by any means but at least its actively trying to iterate on what the first game did unlike 3 where it just sorta rolls around in its own- *skirt starts to grow noticably darker* a-ah.. I...I can't stop it.. its coming all out.. p-please! s-stop laughing! a-ahh!.. *whimpers*

[youtubethumbnails]

[size-goddess-vexie]

source

[batavias]

There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

hero girls are a kind of prey animal, which is cute.

[maskdoll]

this is simply not true

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

ok. um. well. if you're not a prey animal, then you should hold still and stop dodging my beam attacks?

[maskdoll]

keeps dodging touhou style

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

gets annoyed and does a really hard to dodge special move that has lots of fast moving sections and honestly isn't very well signposted at times plus it's a little long and drags too

[maskdoll]

bomb

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

[paranoidgemsbok]

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[brawltogethernow]

[salrean-deactivated20210519]

nintendo…?

[ravenworks-deactivated20210719]

[garlicbug-deactivated20180617]

Apparently no one on Tumblr knows this so here’s a fun factoid: ‘neko’ (cat) is Japanese gay slang for a bottom

[segamascott]

[northirish]

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

[northirish]

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET

[adonischildsupportcase]

[yagithegoat]

wolf girlfriend