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unamusedsloth

daily-rage-comics

Even on an escalator.

thetrippytrip

I’m the one in the middle

beegoould

I love everything about this except the manbaby who left to get his poopy diaper changed

biscuit-tornado

today on toxic masculinity theatre: a demonstration of why a subtle sneer and turning aside to drink your beer isn’t a good response to being on the kisscam

spacecowgirllayne

Honestly, this is just so good.

lovecraftianshitshow-deactivate

I watched this about 6 times and I’m not anywhere close to being done enjoying it yet.

suchanexquisitelie

sissyhiyah

The woman that can’t stop laughing makes my soul smile.

unbfacts

Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.

drst

*fistbump*

bitchwhoyoukiddin

Confirmed. He’s also dumped millions into cancer research. I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.

fluffy-overlord

Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.

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airspaniel

When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.

jehovahhthickness

I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him.

putmeincoach

“Next few centuries”

Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal.

sunquark

i love keanu reeves

holdtightposts

My wife and I were dining at Nobu’s in Honolulu and sitting across from us was Keanu or at least I thought it was. We kept talking about whether it was him or not and finally, I decided to throw some old school Bill & Ted at him.

I stood up and threw my arms up into the motion of an air guitar, my wife is begging me to sit back down, and I pointed at the guy who may be Keanu Reeves, and said, “Most Excellent.”

He stood up and did it back at me. Then we both had a moment and pointed at each other. I sent him another of whatever it was he was drinking. It was a cucumber sake martini. That was the end of it.

Or so I thought.

He left before we finished our meal. By the time we were done, dessert came that we didn’t order. We thought, “oh, must be compliments of the chef.” Then the bill never came. When we asked for it, our waitress said Keanu Reeves took care of it.

IT WAS REALLY HIM. And he left a note. It said, “thanks for the refresh. Keanu.”

When I finally saw him again years later, because of work. I brought it up. Then he air guitar and said, “most excellent. I remember. At Nobu’s. Thanks for the drink.” We chatted a bit and I got an autograph for my mum because she’s a huge Keanu fan. Then that was that.

What a moment.

50shadesofyodaddysdick

An angel

elusianknight

And he does a lot of anti human trafficking work iirc. Seems like a really awesome guy.

missshirley

Back when I first moved to NYC, I got a job as a theater usher. We were all young, 18-20 or so, and it was heavily impressed upon us that we needed to treat the theatergoers with TOTAL respect at ALL times or risk our jobs. As such, we were all totally underprepared for the drunk guy who tried to steal a bottle of wine from the lobby bar during intermission. We were trying to politely get the bottle back, but he was growing loud and belligerent. Since the second act was now starting, this was a countdown to all of us being in trouble.

Then Keanu walks up. Calmly charms the guy. Slips the usher behind the bar cash to cover the bottle, without the guy even noticing, and walks him back in to his seat like it’s a normal thing he does every day. He didn’t know the guy, didn’t know any of us, but effortlessly deescalated the situation and quite probably saved some jobs that night.

Just a wandering do-gooder, this man.

lexxerduglas

Even more anecdotes have been added to this since I last saw it and it’s just.

So good.

What an exceptional person.

awwww-cute

Pupper gots a little friend (Source: http://ift.tt/2odqvne)

gonegirl2012-blog

posts-that-only-suck-a-little

it’s both

awwww-cute

My dog met a fish the other day at the vet (Source: http://ift.tt/2n5XyZm)

gifsboom

Red Eyed Albino Owl

werewolfstripclub

Is this a fairy

tenaflyviper

Whatever it is, it’s clearly ancient and powerful. Also cute and fluffy.

petapeta

constable-connor-deactivated201

That’s what I need for my school supplies

stagecoachjessi

slendrman

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

shmeards

Always reblog

gnarlyrose

Ahhahahaahahhahahahhahaa

gifak-net

ultravioletnights

i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live…

What

how

HOW

“ballet isn’t a sport”

bubblegumjetpack

The thing about this is, you can barely see their muscles straining from effort. The effort to keep each other and themselves balanced, definitely, but that guy’s hand is barely shaking. The amount of training and strength and balance to go into this is fucking insane.