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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

if i look back, i am lost

Janaina Medeiros
Not today Justin
Sade Olutola
taylor price
styofa doing anything
NASA
Stranger Things
hello vonnie

#extradirty
Claire Keane
$LAYYYTER
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@laughingspontaneously
The Ancient Kiss ✨
Getting all the sages in TOTK
I have the purest heart so it’s never my loss respectfully.
I’ve made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the China’s mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.
For reference, here’s what my local mountains look like:
Here’s the general art style Chinese mountains are drawn in:
And here’s how some of them actually look:
What the FUCK
I’m specifically reblogging this here because I know there is a geological reason for this and I know at least one of you has to know it.
thank you
i was watching futurama with my friend last night and it glitched out so bad i got the best screenshot ever .
when you remember an important task while going to bed at 3am
So I hear desktop users think they're having a bad time with the UI
“Shane’s hard at work. He doesn’t seem interested in talking.”
Explaining to all companies that the three requirements for me to use a social media with any frequency are:
A chronological follow-only feed, ideally which I can set as default
Anonymity (my real name and face are not required)
Have a desktop version
You may call me boomer or whatever but if a social media doesn’t have bare minimum these three things then I will never use it ever. I won’t even make an account. You can suck at everything else but these are non-negotiable. The fact that they are anathema to profitability does not matter to me. If you cannot provide me these three things then I will simply not use any social media at all.
Samuel L. Jackson
This is a confirmed real quote! Find it unredacted in his interview with Vulture (July 20, 2023).
Reblog with link!
There's tons of other good stuff in it. What a life and career.
Not to be a lesbian but holy fuck
#i think about this gif literally every time i put on my parking brake
Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone
the children yearn for the mines
The artist is Victor Navlet and the painting is called “General View of Paris from a hot-air balloon” (1855)
IT WAS 1855 HE DIDN'T EVEN DO IT FROM A PHOTOGRAPH I AM SO ANGEY
stardew valley, the most chill game i use multiple spreadsheets to track and that has caused actual honest to god stress dreams
Living alone leads to habits that you don’t realize are weird until you stay with someone else and have to suppress them.
I’m staying with family right now and I can’t just go “AUGH” like a peanuts character in the middle of the night just because I feel like it. I also can’t lick cooking utensils anymore because other people are gonna be eating that. And I can’t rant to my Swedish horse because I left that at home and also ranting to an inanimate object in the middle of the house would make me look insane.
I was talking to my aunt about this because she also lives alone and we agree that when you start living alone you need to start making more noises when you do things like grunting when you get up and yelling at annoying inanimate objects because you need to fill the space somehow. But when suddenly other people are around you’re now in the habit of whistling whenever you open a cabinet and people who have never lived alone don’t understand what you’re doing.
If you ever stay with somebody who lives alone for a few days and they start randomly doing squats in the middle of the kitchen and clicking their teeth or making noises at birds outside, just let them. Believe it or not those are methods of preserving sanity. Shaking the fridge and demanding it give you answers is a shield against the impeding darkness.