Did I Say That Out Loud?

Semi-Selective Agent Florida from the popular webseries Red Vs. Blue.

[blu-screen]

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[laughsatafuneral]

"I'm fine, let me see your face"- shotgundammit

x | get cared about idiot

"That bleed isn't gonna stop itself, champ!" Florida twitters cheerfully, dumping more bleed-stop into the wound in question to pack in.

There's no indication that he intends to obey and remove his helmet, but two things betray him: the cracked-away hole in his visor, exposing his blue eye, which isn't itself damaged but which is run over with small rivulets of blood; and the tear in the neck of his undersuit, where those same trickles can be seen running from beneath his helmet.

[ruinmemes]

CARING SENTENCE STARTERS 

for muses that need a little love. 

❝  i’m here for you.  ❞

❝  let me help with that.  ❞

❝  i’m here.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna hurt you.  ❞

❝  if they do it again, you tell me.  ❞

❝  i’ll protect you. ❞

❝  i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you.  ❞

❝  let me take a look…  ❞

❝  i’m a phone call away.  ❞

❝  you should have called me.  ❞

❝  here, sleep.  ❞

❝  if you wanna talk, i’m here.  ❞

❝  hey, shh, it’s okay.  ❞

❝  i’ll never let you go.  ❞

❝  you’re with me now.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna take you from my side.  ❞

❝  i’ll do what i have to.  ❞

❝  i need you to stay here, okay? i got this.  ❞

❝  it’s safe here.  ❞

❝  i’m fine, let me see your face.  ❞

❝  we’re gonna have to keep ice on that.  ❞

[rpmemesandasks]

Send me ““...”” for my muse to talk to yours’ in a different language!

[laughsatafuneral]

@doctahleonardchurch​

I think my paperwork says “Canada” right now, why?

[doctahleonardchurch]

I’m concerned about how good your hearing is if that paperwork is accurate.

Who the hell put that down as an option

[laughsatafuneral]

Oh, you asked where I came from, not where I was.

[laughsatafuneral]

@doctahleonardchurch​

I think my paperwork says “Canada” right now, why?

[laughsatafuneral]

LESLIE?!

[leolaroot]

doing space missions with a ragtag crew but if I'm being honest I hate all of their fucking guts. we are not making an unlikely family I want to kill these people

[laughsatafuneral]

How can I be of service?

[doctahleonardchurch]

You’re so quick to assume that I need something of you. Can’t this just be a brief social call? I can do pleasantries.

[laughsatafuneral]

Sorry to assume, then. Get you a cocoa?

[laughsatafuneral]

How can I be of service?

[shotgundammit]

“Well. Ain’t it been a while”.

[laughsatafuneral]

👀

[valtsv]

[laughsatafuneral]

I don’t know the context of this but I have a sneaking suspicion that it is not in the name of Christ.

[suckitblues]

Blue team has no rights

[abitofafatass]

They do suck pretty bad.

[laughsatafuneral]

Hey now : (

[laughsatafuneral]

I’d say I’m so proud of my boys, but...

[anorthwithoutasouth]

Anyone else notice that Texas never eats with us? I think she hates us.

[laughsatafuneral]

It could also be because New York chews like a monster uwu

[anorthwithoutasouth]

You guys gotta get over that. Wash eats with his helmet on and I’ve accepted that!

[laughsatafuneral]

Eating with your helmet on is one thing, chewing like a war criminal and triggering people with mental conditions is another thing entirely uwu

[anorthwithoutasouth]

Fine, go eat with Tex then!

[laughsatafuneral]

Just trying to help champ! You seemed confused.

[anorthwithoutasouth]

I just want to be friends with tex :( but you’re right... my boys are obnoxious

[laughsatafuneral]

Just the one! And it’s an easy fix. But I don’t think Texas is very interested in being friends with anyone, though. So I doubt you’re doing anything wrong, sport.

[anorthwithoutasouth]

Anyone else notice that Texas never eats with us? I think she hates us.

[laughsatafuneral]

It could also be because New York chews like a monster uwu

[anorthwithoutasouth]

You guys gotta get over that. Wash eats with his helmet on and I’ve accepted that!

[laughsatafuneral]

Eating with your helmet on is one thing, chewing like a war criminal and triggering people with mental conditions is another thing entirely uwu

[anorthwithoutasouth]

Fine, go eat with Tex then!

[laughsatafuneral]

Just trying to help champ! You seemed confused.