Laura

[laura-barton-shield]

Ooc:

For those who care, I have started writing a book. Not an online book, a book you can buy in stores that has pages you can turn. Physical pages.

[zelovinit]

GUYS THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS TESTING OM TRANS PEOPLE

[zelovinit]

GUYS IF THIS ISNT REBLOGGED IT WONT FUCKING BE SEEN.

[genderfluid-nah-im-gendervapor]

What the fuck is wrong with people? Humanity is so disappointing.

[juliet-is-the-sun12]

everytime i think we've hit rock bottom someone digs another hole

[kaylabarton15]

@clintbarton-thearrowguy don't get mad at me but I went through the photo album and found this picture of you when you were younger sorry not sorry dad

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

One of these days I’m gonna remember to hide those photos

[kaylabarton15]

Nuuuu I like those pictures they're really good

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Agree to disagree

[laura-barton-shield]

Pops out of the vents

She’s right. Also there are rats in the vents.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Their names are Jerry, Mickey, and Remy

[laura-barton-shield]

I- you named them?!

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Of course I named them!

[laura-barton-shield]

Why?!

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

It felt rude to just call them rat 1, rat 2, and rat 3!

[laura-barton-shield]

Are you high?

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

We’ve been over this, I’ve never drank and never smoked. I’ve been sober for my 40 something years of life

[laura-barton-shield]

You did drink a little at our wedding. And I was being sarcastic.

[angelic-halos]

We have rats?! Nope. Put them in Cooper's bed.

[laura-barton-shield]

Why? Also my memory is failing me. Who are you?

[angelic-halos]

Hunter is my brother. Fraternal twin brother.

[laura-barton-shield]

Ok..? And your name is?

It’s clear I have no idea who Hunter is either.

I’m sorry, my memory has been going bad recently.

[angelic-halos]

Maya Barton. And it's okay. I'm not mad.

[laura-barton-shield]

Ok. Thank you.

[kaylabarton15]

@clintbarton-thearrowguy don't get mad at me but I went through the photo album and found this picture of you when you were younger sorry not sorry dad

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

One of these days I’m gonna remember to hide those photos

[kaylabarton15]

Nuuuu I like those pictures they're really good

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Agree to disagree

[laura-barton-shield]

Pops out of the vents

She’s right. Also there are rats in the vents.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Their names are Jerry, Mickey, and Remy

[laura-barton-shield]

I- you named them?!

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Of course I named them!

[laura-barton-shield]

Why?!

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

It felt rude to just call them rat 1, rat 2, and rat 3!

[laura-barton-shield]

Are you high?

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

We’ve been over this, I’ve never drank and never smoked. I’ve been sober for my 40 something years of life

[laura-barton-shield]

You did drink a little at our wedding. And I was being sarcastic.

[angelic-halos]

We have rats?! Nope. Put them in Cooper's bed.

[laura-barton-shield]

Why? Also my memory is failing me. Who are you?

[angelic-halos]

Hunter is my brother. Fraternal twin brother.

[laura-barton-shield]

Ok..? And your name is?

It’s clear I have no idea who Hunter is either.

I’m sorry, my memory has been going bad recently.

[kaylabarton15]

@clintbarton-thearrowguy don't get mad at me but I went through the photo album and found this picture of you when you were younger sorry not sorry dad

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

One of these days I’m gonna remember to hide those photos

[kaylabarton15]

Nuuuu I like those pictures they're really good

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Agree to disagree

[laura-barton-shield]

Pops out of the vents

She’s right. Also there are rats in the vents.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Their names are Jerry, Mickey, and Remy

[laura-barton-shield]

I- you named them?!

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Of course I named them!

[laura-barton-shield]

Why?!

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

It felt rude to just call them rat 1, rat 2, and rat 3!

[laura-barton-shield]

Are you high?

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

We’ve been over this, I’ve never drank and never smoked. I’ve been sober for my 40 something years of life

[laura-barton-shield]

You did drink a little at our wedding. And I was being sarcastic.

[angelic-halos]

We have rats?! Nope. Put them in Cooper's bed.

[laura-barton-shield]

Why? Also my memory is failing me. Who are you?

[kaylabarton15]

@clintbarton-thearrowguy don't get mad at me but I went through the photo album and found this picture of you when you were younger sorry not sorry dad

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

One of these days I’m gonna remember to hide those photos

[kaylabarton15]

Nuuuu I like those pictures they're really good

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Agree to disagree

[laura-barton-shield]

Pops out of the vents

She’s right. Also there are rats in the vents.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Their names are Jerry, Mickey, and Remy

[laura-barton-shield]

I- you named them?!

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Of course I named them!

[laura-barton-shield]

Why?!

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

It felt rude to just call them rat 1, rat 2, and rat 3!

[laura-barton-shield]

Are you high?

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

We’ve been over this, I’ve never drank and never smoked. I’ve been sober for my 40 something years of life

[laura-barton-shield]

You did drink a little at our wedding. And I was being sarcastic.

[kaylabarton15]

@clintbarton-thearrowguy don't get mad at me but I went through the photo album and found this picture of you when you were younger sorry not sorry dad

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

One of these days I’m gonna remember to hide those photos

[kaylabarton15]

Nuuuu I like those pictures they're really good

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Agree to disagree

[laura-barton-shield]

Pops out of the vents

She’s right. Also there are rats in the vents.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Their names are Jerry, Mickey, and Remy

[laura-barton-shield]

I- you named them?!

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Of course I named them!

[laura-barton-shield]

Why?!

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

It felt rude to just call them rat 1, rat 2, and rat 3!

[laura-barton-shield]

Are you high?

[kaylabarton15]

@clintbarton-thearrowguy don't get mad at me but I went through the photo album and found this picture of you when you were younger sorry not sorry dad

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

One of these days I’m gonna remember to hide those photos

[kaylabarton15]

Nuuuu I like those pictures they're really good

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Agree to disagree

[laura-barton-shield]

Pops out of the vents

She’s right. Also there are rats in the vents.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Their names are Jerry, Mickey, and Remy

[laura-barton-shield]

I- you named them?!

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Of course I named them!

[laura-barton-shield]

Why?!

[kaylabarton15]

@clintbarton-thearrowguy don't get mad at me but I went through the photo album and found this picture of you when you were younger sorry not sorry dad

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

One of these days I’m gonna remember to hide those photos

[kaylabarton15]

Nuuuu I like those pictures they're really good

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Agree to disagree

[laura-barton-shield]

Pops out of the vents

She’s right. Also there are rats in the vents.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Their names are Jerry, Mickey, and Remy

[laura-barton-shield]

I- you named them?!

[kaylabarton15]

@clintbarton-thearrowguy don't get mad at me but I went through the photo album and found this picture of you when you were younger sorry not sorry dad

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

One of these days I’m gonna remember to hide those photos

[kaylabarton15]

Nuuuu I like those pictures they're really good

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Agree to disagree

[laura-barton-shield]

Pops out of the vents

She’s right. Also there are rats in the vents.

[tatturmemes]

//OOC: PSA

Doesn’t matter if we’ve never interacted, if we’ve interacted once, or a BILLION times. Doesn’t matter if we have zero threads or FIVE BILLION. 

ALWAYS feel free to spam my ask box with in character asks, questions, or starters. 

ALWAYS feel free to spam my inbox with ask box memes!

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in memes.

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in quizzes. 

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in posts you want me to see!

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in posts that remind you of me/my muse.

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in stuff, period! 

ALWAYS feel free to start an interaction with my muse!

ALWAYS feel free to suggest a plot for our muses. 

ALWAYS feel free to send me an OOC message in DMs or in Asks.

I LOVE that stuff. YOU’RE NOT BEING ANNOYING. IT MAKES MY DAY. Talk to me! I love it! :D 

[laura-barton-shield]

🫂🫂🫂

Thank you

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Hello.

@laura-barton-shield

Hey, what’s going on?

[laura-barton-shield]

A lot.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Anything I can help with?

[laura-barton-shield]

Not really.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

I’m sorry

[laura-barton-shield]

It’s not your fault

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Hello.

@laura-barton-shield

Hey, what’s going on?

[laura-barton-shield]

A lot.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Anything I can help with?

[laura-barton-shield]

Not really.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Hello.

@laura-barton-shield

Hey, what’s going on?

[laura-barton-shield]

A lot.

[laura-barton-shield]

yes i'm a talking raccoon -@that-shy-raccoon

Not even the weirdest shit this week

[that-shy-raccoon]

O Oh

[laura-barton-shield]

Yea.

How are you?

[laura-barton-shield]

yes i'm a talking raccoon -@that-shy-raccoon

Not even the weirdest shit this week