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Laura bit his hand lightly wen he placed it over her mouth. “Oh my god, Barry, you are so lame.” She nudged his shoulder with her own, smiling. “I’m sure you’ve seen this movie a million times. Spoilers, my ass.”

Barry let an involuntary giggle at the bite, quickly pulling his hand back. ‘’Ow! Biting’s not allowed!’’ He nudged her grumpily in response, turning his head to look at her. ‘’Maybe I am a time traveler from the past and am seeing the movie for the first time…’’ He said in a low tone, staring at her with wide, ‘dead’, eyes.

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Laura laughed and nudged Barry back. “That wasn’t in the rules, so it is totally allowed.” She shook her head at him, smiling. “If that were true, then why are you so old? You grew up on this, remember?” Laura questioned, with an eyebrow raised. “And why bother watching it with me?”

#inaxflash #c; barry

Maybe here in the ruins of old Earth they could start something new

Laura scoffed before settling into a better position. “O-kay, sure. Not smart enough to be the 13th Doctor at all.” She murmured, letting her head fall onto Barry’s shoulder. “You know, he’s just gonna come around to tell him ‘we have to go back’ in that crazy-but-endearing way.” Laura said, poking him in the side.

‘’Not old enough either.’’ He responded with a small grin, his eyes focused on the screen. He was so focused at the movie that it took him a moment to register her words, his hand moving to cover her mouth once he did. ‘’Shh, spoilers!’’

#inaxflash #sorry this took so long #I had work ):#c; barry

Laura bit his hand lightly wen he placed it over her mouth. "Oh my god, Barry, you are so lame." She nudged his shoulder with her own, smiling. "I'm sure you've seen this movie a million times. Spoilers, my ass."

yourbatmxn

what the fuck

So, I’m well over 1.1K rn and I wanted to do something nice– if not, something silly because I can’t fucking take anything seriously rn or ever. ESPECIALLY NOT AFTER LAST NIGHT’S EP OKAY???? NOt stable enOUgh for THAT shit. jeeeesuuuuuus.

rules bcuz rules r cools

–mbf me and if you unfollow after I’ll cry? plus that’s kinda #r00d tbh –reblog this post, you can like it too to keep tabs, but likes won’t count –must be a roleplay blog?? because what even –ends… fuck okay so this may end tomorrow or it may end in a week idek we’ll play it by ear tbh cuz im traveling 2nd-11th of July –must get at least 40 notes because reasons

the hella fun stuff

First Place (2 people)

–anything you want up to $15 USD on Amazon Prime (MUST BE OKAY WITH GIVING ME YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN SHIP DIRECTLY TO YOU also probably only ships US so if you win and this doesnt work we will figure something else out– maybe ill con someone into making you themes) –a letter from stiles to your character –a crack starter mwhaha I live for the crack –added in bold to a group promo list –a daily weird ass motha fuckin’ picture sent into your submit for a solid week –i’ll record myself singing a song of your choosing (within reason, also know that i am disney trash so you should get on that && make me serenade you) –a shitty af crack graphic like above ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) u kno u want 1

–MY ETERNAL LOVE/HATRED YOUR CHOICE !!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

Second Place (2 people)

–a crack thread starter –added in italics to the promo list –recording of myself singing the song of your choosing –a shitty crack graphic like the one above ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

–MY ETERNAL LOVE/HATRED YOUR CHOICE !!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

Third Place (3 people)

–added to the promo list –shitty ass crack graphic see above ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) –i will just fuckin’ surprise your ass && serenade you with something tbh –MY ETERNAL LOVE/HATRED YOUR CHOICE !!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

yourbatmxn

what the fuck

So, I’m well over 1.1K rn and I wanted to do something nice– if not, something silly because I can’t fucking take anything seriously rn or ever. ESPECIALLY NOT AFTER LAST NIGHT’S EP OKAY???? NOt stable enOUgh for THAT shit. jeeeesuuuuuus.

rules bcuz rules r cools

–mbf me and if you unfollow after I’ll cry? plus that’s kinda #r00d tbh –reblog this post, you can like it too to keep tabs, but likes won’t count –must be a roleplay blog?? because what even –ends… fuck okay so this may end tomorrow or it may end in a week idek we’ll play it by ear tbh cuz im traveling 2nd-11th of July –must get at least 40 notes because reasons

the hella fun stuff

First Place (2 people)

–anything you want up to $15 USD on Amazon Prime (MUST BE OKAY WITH GIVING ME YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN SHIP DIRECTLY TO YOU) –a letter from stiles to your character –a crack starter mwhaha I live for the crack –added in bold to a group promo list –a daily weird ass motha fuckin’ picture sent into your submit for a solid week –i’ll record myself singing a song of your choosing (within reason, also know that i am disney trash so you should get on that && make me serenade you) –a shitty af crack graphic like above ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) u kno u want 1

–MY ETERNAL LOVE/HATRED YOUR CHOICE !!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

Second Place (2 people)

–a crack thread starter –added in italics to the promo list –recording of myself singing the song of your choosing –a shitty crack graphic like the one above ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

–MY ETERNAL LOVE/HATRED YOUR CHOICE !!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

Third Place (3 people)

–added to the promo list –shitty ass crack graphic see above ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) –i will just fuckin’ surprise your ass && serenade you with something tbh –MY ETERNAL LOVE/HATRED YOUR CHOICE !!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

“And that, my friend, is a challenge I so willingly accept.” Laura grinned, throwing her feet on the coffee table. “And time travel. Confusing? For Barry ‘I’m a Scientist’ Allen? Please. You’d break the space time continuum faster than I could say ‘damn.’”

‘’Hey now, I’m a chemist, not a Time Lord.’’ He pointed out with a nod, giving her a look before turning his attention at the movie. ‘’Now shush, Doc. Brown is almost here.’’

Laura scoffed before settling into a better position. “O-kay, sure. Not smart enough to be the 13th Doctor at all.” She murmured, letting her head fall onto Barry’s shoulder. “You know, he’s just gonna come around to tell him ‘we have to go back’ in that crazy-but-endearing way.” Laura said, poking him in the side.

Munday!! Feat. the beautiful catelyn-t-stark ❤💕

#;outofclaws #;mun

“You think I can’t handle McFly? Well, I’m so sorry to disappoint, Barry, but you are so very wrong.” Laura smiled before taking a seat next to him. “I’m pretty sure I’m the expert at time travel, no offense. I even tried to build a time machine once. Didn’t work, though.” She laughed, pressing play.

‘’Bold words. But they are just that, words. Only way to prove your claims is to watch the movie, it seems.’’ He nodded thoughtfully, leaning back and getting into a more comfortable position. ‘’Oh, I’m sure you are. Time travel is.. too confusing for me, I could never pull it off.’’

“And that, my friend, is a challenge I so willingly accept.” Laura grinned, throwing her feet on the coffee table. “And time travel. Confusing? For Barry ‘I’m a Scientist’ Allen? Please. You’d break the space time continuum faster than I could say ‘damn.’”

Terrible Pick-Up Lines Meme

"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."

"Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?"

"Hey, want to play house? I could be the door, and you could slam me all night long."

"How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"

"I do floors, doors, windows, and you."

"I wish you were a screen door, so I can slam you all day long."

"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"Is that crotch sweat, or are you just happy to see me?"

"If I was a skateboard and you were a ramp, I would grind you all night."

"If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you."

"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"

"I’m tired. You’re tired. Let’s sleep together!"

"Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked."

"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."

"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, 'Fuck it'."

"My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it."

"Remember my name. you'll be screaming it later."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw."

"That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too."

"Wanna play some football? We can both be skins."

"What are you doing tonight? Besides me?"

"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."

"You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you."

"You must be a cold shower, because I'd love to be inside of you."

"You must not have air conditioning because I'm your fan and you're turning me on."

"You remind me of my pink toe; you're small, you're cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight."

"You wanna go skinny dipping in my water bed?"

#;meme

“Don’t mind if I do, Mr. Intense Sc-Fi Guy.” Laura replied, throwing an equally serious look his way. “I’m thinking we need to have a Back to the Future marathon.” She pulled the first disc out and placed it in the DVD player. “Although you might be too weak to handle the awesomeness that is Marty McFly.”

‘’Oh puh-lease, I grew up with Back to the Future. It is in my blood. If there is anyone that is too weak to handle McFly, it’s you.’’ He waggled his eyebrows in response, a grin tugging at the corners of his lips as he made his way to the couch.

“You think I can’t handle McFly? Well, I’m so sorry to disappoint, Barry, but you are so very wrong.” Laura smiled before taking a seat next to him. “I’m pretty sure I’m the expert at time travel, no offense. I even tried to build a time machine once. Didn’t work, though.” She laughed, pressing play.

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//Reblog if your MUN is a female.

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“Who do you think I am?” Laura scoffed. “Of course we’re getting down to watch the greatest sci-fi of the 80′s. Question is, are you ready for the intensity of it, Allen?”

‘’Of course I am, Hale. They used to call me ‘Barry Allen, the Intense Sci-Fi Guy’ back in high school.’’ He nodded in response, putting on a ‘serious’ face. ‘’Hit me with your best shot.’’

“Don’t mind if I do, Mr. Intense Sc-Fi Guy.” Laura replied, throwing an equally serious look his way. “I’m thinking we need to have a Back to the Future marathon.” She pulled the first disc out and placed it in the DVD player. “Although you might be too weak to handle the awesomeness that is Marty McFly.”

“Yeah? Awesome.” Laura laughed, smiling back. “What’re you in the mood for? Comedy, horror, romance? I’m feeling sci-fi.”

‘’Oh, sci-fi, definitely. Though, are we talking about good sci-fi or the great sci-fi of the 80′s?’’

“Who do you think I am?” Laura scoffed. “Of course we’re getting down to watch the greatest sci-fi of the 80′s. Question is, are you ready for the intensity of it, Allen?”