hello

wicked cool.

[epicsause-official]

was on the wikipedia page for charleston red rice and i noticed the photo they used was blurry. i went to the talk page to see if this was brought up and stumbled upon this banger of a conversation

[lavalierre]

happy birthday, elmo 🎂

[certified-muppet-posts]

certified sesame street post

[totally-cis-offical]

I love how’s he’s “X-and-a-half” on his birthday

What

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Tiktok post by @ punkrocknerd (any pronouns).

[schrodingers-fool]

AAAA IM SCARED THATS MY TIKTOK I DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE IT ON TUMBLR

(Thank you tho I’m glad you liked it)

[shamebats]

The discussion in the comments was a breath of fresh air! I really enjoyed it

[malkatraz]

Women are comfortable "being weak and needing a man?" They like "being bad a driving?" Is this post from 1973?

[captain-cargoshorts]

You remember seeing any "I'm just a girl" type stuff? Girl math, girl dinner, I can't help it I'm just a girlie I need my treats and trinkets, I need a boyfriend to open jars and kill spiders for me, etc. I have a coworker who refuses to learn how to drive bc she figures her husband will always be available to drive her around. This isn't from 1973, it's happening now.

[segamascott]

accidentally forgot to lock in for the past 43 months

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[sigma-time-lord]

My mom likes to say “Not my circus, not my monkeys, but I do know the clowns.”

[thefloatingstone]

[cowgirliee]

a dead horse hates to see me coming

[secretgarden]

[charlesoberonn]

[perfectday1972]

[janeaustencomics]

STRIP EIGHTEEN of our Pride and Prejudice series.

A new strip every Monday and Wednesday.

Nothing is better than two BFFs being snarky together.

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[milfyspamton]

anyone remember what these things are called like little cartoony expressive doohickies i think they have a real name but i can’t remember

[milfyspamton]

im not fucking crazy.

[milfyspamton]

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

[evengirlierballs]

They're squeans I'm pretty sure! If they pop like that anyway. But the term for this kind of "symbol to refer to the general vibe of something in art" is called "Emanata" because it emanates from a person or object.

[creepymutelilbugger]

what the fuck. comics are magic

[okaywork-deactivated20141118]

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

[eonblueinmay]

Watching the process of this absolutely stunning painting makes it even more beautiful.

The artist is Sydney Swisher

[duckbunny]

media literacy includes understanding why a media product was made, to whom it's being sold, and the assumed preferences of its marketing demographic. narrative is not produced or sold in a vacuum.

[duckbunny]

you might be totally correct that your ship would be narratively satisfying. I don't know, I'm not watching your show. Whether your ship is likely to happen on the show is a whole different question to whether it's satisfying, because the show is being sold to Netflix or Amazon or the BBC, and they are purchasing a show they think they can market to a particular demographic and that demographic isn't you, the nightmarishly online tumblr user. The show is being made for marketability to a constructed average viewer. It is being funded with that audience in mind. This art is being made to commission, and commissioned art is art, but at some point you have to stop expecting the Church to commission a statue of Lucifer fucking St Michael. It might be narratively satisfying, but that's just not what they're paying for.

[chiropteracupola]

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.