Lauran41: a small town girl on a Saturday Night

I teach teenagers and own one, which means I'm insane or have oodles of patience. I think it's the former.

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Men get pegged

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Jewish Teenagers Assaulted, Robbed In Toronto Hate Crime: Police

Police are now looking for eight suspects in their early teens.

Four teenage Jewish boys wearing religious attire were assaulted and robbed in a hate crime Sunday evening, say police.

The 17-year-old boys were walking in Toronto’s north end wearing kippahs when they passed another group of nine people in their early teens, who made derogatory comments about their religion, according to police. The two groups were unknown to one another.

The group then assaulted two of the boys, “punching and kicking them” and stole a pair of sunglasses from one of the victims, reported police who arrived at the scene at 8 p.m. Officers arrested a 17-year-old whose identity is protected under the Youth Criminal Justice Act.

The Jewish community is “deeply disturbed to learn of this vile assault,” said Noah Shack, GTA vice president of The Centre of Israel and Jewish Affairs in a statement. “Jewish Canadians should never fear wearing their kippah in public.”

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[fuckjerry]

[neverthere12345]

[trueconfessionsofacurvygirl]

Mine is being murdered.

[tfry1440]

Mine is being raped.

[beautyandstrength85-deactivated]

Mines is being sex trafficked, raped, murdered, and my family never finds out what happened to me cause you know this country done give a fuck about black women.

[livinginvirtualinsanity]

Reblogging again for that ^^

[paularekiyah]

All of that ^^

[babas-girl]

All of the above smh who cares about being married late in life 🙄

[lauran41]

All of the above, and who cares about being married. 🙄

[bongjoonhoe]

I’m not slow, I’m fast.

— Baby Driver (2017) dir. Edgar Wright

[jillianleedy]

[geekgirlintraining]

This is an important message.

[kittensjonsa]

One of those mandatory reblog. Because, Leslie Jones. Enuf said

[alliswell21]

Preach it, Girl!

[titaniasfics]

THIS!

[lauran41]

Absofuckinglutly!

[joshhutchsource]

Ash….er…ask Josh your questions today on Twitter!

[lauran41]

Someone ask him how Canadians can watch this!! Will it go to Netflix?

[jehovahhthickness]

Teachers and professors that accept late assignments and allow you to retake exams deserve nothing but the best in the world.

[1rightafterthe]

The crazy part is that they’re just being decent people, which is very rare in higher education

[acquaintedwithrask]

there’s actually research to back up the idea that doing so returns a better assessment of student understanding, as well as better student understanding.  If the point is to learn… why is there a strict time limit on that?

[talus-the-broken]

Because our educational system is a for-profit group of companies that puts little to no value on students or teachers success or well-being.

[lauran41]

As a teacher, I’ll take this on.

Due dates are a life experience you will have to learn. In real life away from school, there’s due dates for EVERYTHING! Don’t pay your taxes on time? Fines. Don’t pay your heating bill on time - you’re cold in the winter. Don’t pay the phone bill on time...you get the idea. And that’s just the regular, day to day life lessons we teachers are tasked with. What about at a job or career? Don’t fulfill a duty at a job on time, risk being fired. Don’t do the requirement at your career? Your employer will find someone who does.

We, as educators, have to give you this life lesson in a safe setting, such as school. You don’t hand in an assignment on time and get a zero? Not life or death, but it’ll teach you not to do that again if your grades are important to your success.

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

being mentally ill + suicidal at a young age (before 18) is. strange, because you grow up with this idea that one day you’ll finally snap, turn off, be brave enough to kill yourself, so you don’t really plan for the future. adulthood- further life, it isn’t for you, nor do you feel included within the future of it. it isn’t.. it isn’t part of your life plan.

and then before you know it you’re 18 and you’re an adult but you never thought you’d get this far and sure it’s great that you’re still alive you guess but also. you feel so alone + lost in a world you never expected or planned to be a part of.

[itcandestroyoursoul]

In two weeks I’ll be 24 and I don’t have any clue at all. I don’t have plans, I just have childish dreams like “being a journalist”, “being a chef”, but my time is running out. I mean, I should use these years to create my future but I’m doing nothing. Maybe I’ll start working 11 hours a day with no free day for less than 1000€ a month, sacrificing my time to earn little money and surely can’t afford to live a decent life on my own. Oh God. Why.

[lauran41]

In three weeks I’ll be 50. My childish dream was to be a teacher. That dream, after my life took a serious turn, finally came true with much work, much pain, with much reward. I’ve been teaching for 15 years, after beginning working on that dream at 30. Despite serious mental health issues, I made my life happen. You will too!  “They” say that one will have at least 3 careers in their lifetime, and I”m on my second.

Don’t think at 20-30 you will have any idea where your life is headed! I was still partying and having fun at 24! Life does NOT get “all” figured out - ever! But certainly not in your 20s. 

[swaginageorge]

seeing a hot guy walk by like

[atlasnerd]

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

[mahlarchuck]

It would be a mistake not to

[cheesychillfries-deactivated201]

“Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass”

[lauran41]

This Sunday, I'm doing the 5K Terry Fox Run.

Please sponsor me in my effort, help us reach Terry’s goal of raising $1 for every Canadian.

[nataliajasterauthor]

Release Day Giveaway

Just for today!!! ☀️ Sunrise to sunset 🌙

One winner will receive:

If within the U.S. - A signed paperback & magnetic character bookmarks

If outside the U.S. - An unsigned paperback & signed character bookplate

Guidelines:

You must be 18 years or older to enter, or have your parent’s permission. This book is Mature YA.

You do not need to be following me, but it would be very much appreciated.

Either reblog and/or like this post to enter. Multiple reblogs are okay, but please don’t spam your followers. No giveaway blogs.

Do NOT leave personal information in comments or reblogs.

No purchase necessary. Giveaway is void where prohibited.

Giveaway ends tonight at 11:59 pm Pacific.

The winner will be chosen randomly, contacted via Tumblr messaging, and have 48 hours to respond before a new winner is chosen.

That’s all there is to it!

🍀 ~Natalia

[sandandglass]

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

[lukcskywalkcrs]

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

[lauran41]

Laughing so hard!

[lauran41]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Trippy41=Lauran41

[mjalti]

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

[lauran41]

I'd make fun of my boss too if I woke up one morning to find myself being a candelabra or a clock.

[lauran41]

Planters done! (The window box was pre-planted)

[suspend]

why is everyone dying to go to the cemetery????

[lauran41]

Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man.