Lauren

Probably sleeping or crying

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[localstarboy]

[softna-deactivated20131003]

i need a two hour long hug

[acegodzilla]

so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door and

a blurry friend

[frappuccinio]

me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’

me at home: good nite 

[hipster-and-thoughts]

[laurensailsthenightskies]

The Houses as Teachers I've Had

I'm sorry that this is the most steriotypical thing you'll ever read.

Ravenclaw: 1. My english lit professor, who always got really excited and would go off on tangents for discussions, leading us all to an existential crisis at least once a week. Likes to pretend he's scary and aggressive when really he's a small walnut who really likes books. Randomly cut me off in a conversation because he decided to teach me how to 'punch men'. Likes to write books where he is always a main character because 'it's easier than actually going outside myself and trying these things out'. Literally trips over everything. 2. Another professor who was literally the king of oversharing and then would say things that were hysterical but would offend people who weren't understanding their irony. When people's logic didn't make sense, he'd keep following it until he twisted it to a humorous outcome. Also gave us all existential crises. Lectured about the correct way to live your life and when I asked what it was he went "hell if I know, I'm only making it up as I go along and hoping that when I die, God doesn't saute me".

Slytherin: 1. My high school English teacher. Loved me, hated everyone else, failed people who were shitty in general, favoritism like no other, liked to make people debate things out but didn't have a personal point to prove. Let things slide if she liked you, very sarcastic. If you said something stupid, she would threaten to shove her stiletto heel in your eye socket. Said she only cried once in her life, and it was when she was in college and her Shakespearean Verse teacher had a thick Jamaican accent, and she never knew what was happening. 2. My Spanish teacher from Mexico who was literally so chill all the time, and only disliked like 2 people who were always antagonizing him (he failed them and passed everyone else). Would say and do everything really dramatically and said ZORRO at least once per class. Complained about the price of bananas. Gave up in the last month and just made us watch Jimmy Fallon videos every day because 'Jimmy Fallon is the man'.

Gryffindor: 1. Skateboarded into my freshman comp. course every day, forgot to wear pants under dresses that were see-through, would make us read vague philosophical essays that she then used to advance her own personal agendas. Rarely ever taught, mostly just went on tumblr while everyone looked around frantically. Tried to convince us to raise our children genderless by giving them a name like 'turnip' and never telling anyone their sex. 2. History-enthused teacher who used modern analogies to explain american history. Was the most petty man ever, it was perfect. When 'sporty' guys in the class would refuse to participate, he would pull out a small basketball and his wastebasket, and every time they got a question correct on the verbal review, he would let them shoot. Sweet guy in general, would walk people to the nurse, authoritative and honestly ugh I love him he is my son.

Hufflepuff: 1. Math teacher who ever Friday brought in some kind of baked good or candy, had little songs she'd dance around the classroom singing, chubby and sweet little woman, really liked Bon Jovi. 2. An advisor I met with once only because I wanted to drop a class that I was failing who sat me down for four hours. She started crying about 6 times, read me a whole bunch of motivational quotes, kept reading excerpts of the bible, and randomly having us pray together

[redreality-blog1]

[strangeparker]

It all makes sense now…

[mugbearerscorner]

[foreveranonymousfa]

[selflessnewyorker-deactivated20]

Ayyeeeee littt

[nightlyquotes]

[deeplifequotes]

Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in my head.

(via deeplifequotes)

[laurensailsthenightskies]

Slytherin: I searched everywhere.

Gryffindor: What?

Slytherin: I looked through hundreds of files.

Slytherin: Searched through my text messages.

Slytherin: I even searched my wardrobe.

Slytherin: But I still couldn't find where I asked for your opinion.

Gryffindor:

[bironicthor-deactivated20190205]

*mentally sorts people in their respective hogwarts house*

[x-slytherinpride-x]

Slytherin Things

-Taking a shower at 11pm -Forgetting that swearing is ‘bad’ because you do it so much in the common room -Picking your outfit based off you mood, regardless of the weather -Winged Eyeliner -Sarcasm -Accidentally being mean -Revenge -Discovering secrets while not giving away your own -Having secrets -Halsey -SARCASM -Fucks given are either 100 or 0 -Drinking tea from fancy cups -Small talk with deeper meaning -Inside jokes -Sly remarks that only people right next to you can hear -Offending people using creative insults rather than the Gryffindor ‘your mom’ -Pretending to be innocent -Did I mention sarcasm

[astr-odiac]

The signs and their Hogwarts Houses

Gryffindor - Aries, Cancer, Gemini Slytherin - Leo, Capricorn, Scorpio Hufflepuff - Taurus, Libra, Sagittarius Ravenclaw- Aquarius, Pisces, Virgo

[goneonatriptonowhere]

Harry Potter House Aesthetics

Gryffindor: fast decisions, impulsivity, temperament. A sparkle in the eyes. The will to fight for everything you want. Ambition. Bonfires and drunk words. Dragons and knights and swords. Loud voices in a hallway. Always saying what they’re thinking. Laying outside with the sun shining on their face. Heavily breathing. Running. Wide grins. Falling in love not easily, but when they do, they’re falling hard and love deeply and fiercely. Making other people laugh so hard their sides hurt. Long car rides and singing along loudly with the windows down. Peace signs for a photo. Fierce eyeliner and red lipstick combined with colourful clothing and golden accessories.

Ravenclaw: overthinking things. Worrying. Not handing in homework because they were to busy working on their latest project. Not finishing something and already starting something new. Ink stained fingertips. Instrumental music. Posting a quote under every picture. Creativity. Self-made birthday gifts. Staring at the rain pouring down the windowpane. Sitting in the car and acting like a movie star when a sad song is playing. Earphones on the table. Holding a hot cup of tea. Art journals. Notebooks with half the words stroked. Messy hair. Bringing books to school. Hugging someone when they’re upset without saying a word. Bucket lists full of things they didn’t do yet. Bronze eyeshadow. Dark lipstick.

Hufflepuff: always trying to smile even though they might not be feeling well. Long hugs when they see their friends. The smell of freshly baked cakes and muffins. Sandcastles. Trusting. Understanding. Running home under an umbrella when it’s raining but still smiling. Holding hands with your best friend in public. Laughs in the middle of the night on a sleepover. Daisy chains in your hair. Always sending a good night message to the people they love. Wool socks. Rubber boots. Making compliments. Decorating notebooks with stickers. Marshmallows. Rosé and orange lipstick.

Slytherin: mysterious, reserved. Competitive. Silent whispers in the hallway. Black coffee. Planning out things. Always afraid they’re not who they’re supposed to be. High expectations for themselves. Clean rooms. Emo lyrics on exercise book papers. City lights. Watching the stars appear with a glass of red wine. Smirks, raising one eyebrow. Being careful not to leave marks in the books they read. Moonlight through a window. Sharp retorts. The smell of cologne and brand new books. Dark chocolate. Black and white photography. Mint leaves in a cup of hot tea. Keeping a diary. Winged eyeliner and silver bracelets and necklaces.

[theflippydodoop]

10 Slytherins who represent their house’s traits

Mystique/Raven Darkholme – Self preservation

Severus Snape— Loyalty

Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish — Ambition

Loki — Power

Tyrion Lannister — Cunning

Selina Kyle/Catwoman — Resourcefulness

Erik Lensher/Magneto — Determination

Daenerys Targaryen —  Destined for Greatness

Sherlock Holmes —  Cleverness

Merlin — Traditionalism

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