saftey in numbers

Sleepy. Might as well open a library. Trying my best.

[all-for-the-things-breathing]

AU where everything is the same except Andrew has been flirting with Neil from the very beginning but Neil kept misinterpreting it for threats, whereas Andrew kept thinking that Neil was flirting back and not realizing that he’s one wrong move away from getting stabbed in his sleep. this miscommunication isn’t realized until after they hook up for the first time

Neil: does this mean you don’t want to kill me anymore?

Andrew: what do you mean?

Neil: you’ve been threatening to take me out for months

Andrew: I was talking about dinner??? what the fuck???

Neil: wait, no… you also said that you were going to blow my brains out!

Andrew: Neil. Rabbit. Junkie. I did just blow your brains out. I was down there not five minutes ago, remember?

Neil: I don’t believe this. what about that time I took the cigarette out of your mouth to take a drag and you said that if we weren’t in such a public area you’d make me scream?

Andrew: Neil you are so stupid

Neil: fuck. what about that time you said that if I kept running my mouth you’d  find a way to keep me nice and quiet?

Andrew: Neil, you are so stupid

Neil: ohhhh shit. yeah, no, I hear it now. wait, does this mean you’ve liked me all this time?

Andrew: does this mean you were willing to sleep with me even despite thinking I wanted to murder you???

Neil: hey. we all have our issues

Andrew: WHY DID YOU KEEP GOING TO SECLUDED LOCATIONS WITH ME?! you have the worst fucking survival instincts, I swear to fucking god you’re going to give me a stroke one of these days. damn is this how Wymack feels all the time? I should send him a gift card to the cheesecake factory or something

[chanstopher]

simple. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bookswithdora]

“You better have a massive dick to back up that attitude or else people will be mighty disappointed.”

— The Fine Print, Lauren Asher

[laurensarah717]

I just got to this part and like. What the actual hell.

I mean... I'm here for it, of course. But he's her boss and she's literally avoided getting fired like twice in one week and the sheer audacity of this woman to still say whatever she wants is truly baffling.

[lighthousepigeons]

Random mugger: Give me your money.

Zahra: *holds up UNO reverse card* Bitch, give me your money.

Random mugger: The fuck?

[Later]

Zahra: And that's how I avoided getting mugged.

Rowan: From the bottom of my heart, what the fuck Zahra.

[charmolipiiridia]

[lighthousepigeons]

Zahra: I'm gonna fight the next person who insults my boyfriend.

Rowan: I hate myself.

Zahra: Alright square up cutie.

[femmeinfernal]

my review is in and i think that

[wearewatcher]

That’s the show

[wearewatcher]

[bluesargentirl]

hes a ten but he knocks you out with a racquet the first time you meet him

[laurensarah717]

Oh so he’s a 45000

[bookloverturnedfangirl]

characters about their morally grey bf: so WHAT if he’s the devil? at least the devil has a JOB! at least he’s active in the community!

[judescai]

did it hurt? when u realized fictional men written by women don't exist

[foxgloveinspace]

Sometimes people need to be reminded that All for the Game fits the dark academia genre.

[crushpdf]

broke: trc is dark academia

woke: trc is dark truancy at best

bespoke: aftg is dark academia

[heartflopper]

every character i like in every piece of media i consume is trans i DO make the rules and my rules say they're all trans of gender

[rise-deepseamonster]

@anteaquities​ coming right up!

Andrew: So…how did your conversation go? Renee: Well I told him you were gay… Andrew: *visibly trying to not show excitement*…what did he say for that? Renee: He assumed you and Kevin were dating Andrew:  Andrew: This is gonna be just so damn hard for me isn’t it.

[funnytwittertweets]

[justrandomstuf]

after finding out neil’s identity <3

Kevin [whispering]: i don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or manslaughter our way out of this one

Andrew [cracking his knuckles]:

Andrew: malewife it is