Lauren the Obsessive

"Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him."

[oaktreebutch]

Students: hey can we park in the parking lots on this campus we already pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live on? Universities:

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[adornedacorn]

This might be the best thing I’ve ever seen

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[jbirdoftheriverlands-deactivate]

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST

[softnectar]

No offense but after dating a soulless man with shallow emotions and no depth to himself… I’m only here for men that are unapologetically in love with you, openly express it to you on the daily, and is the counterpart to building your own self love helping you on that journey + process. 

[tyleroakley]

oh my god

[setheverman]

this. this is art.

[eatnsand-deactivated20190214]

Trust me. I’m a mom.

[foxgraves]

no offense but i’m literally starving for affection but when people give it to me i can’t accept it as valid because i’m worried i’ve manipulated their perception of me by only portraying myself a certain way and feeling like this portrayal of myself is an imposter and makes me disingenuous and not deserving of the affection they give me.

[whatthebec]

[altair-ibn-la-booty]

My son saw a bug on the ceiling for the first time

[kleeklutch]

[coffee-ft-old-music-blog]

sis... your education, career, and money will never wake up one day and decide to leave you

[mayaangelique]

Needed this

[bettedavisgf]

my cat after i come home and immediately pick him up and swing him around calling him a fat little baby

[catsofinstagram]

[geekandmisandry]

LET THEM EAT CAKE!

[delicateinnocentrottenporcelain]

Okay so because of this

I HAVE to post this

[delicateinnocentrottenporcelain]

Please SPREAD IMMEDIATELY

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[maobeedong]

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

[billbenbev-deactivated20200214]

Reblogging for love

[teenscoolest]