LaurentHunts

Professional Monster Hunter. Rates start at 100/hr. Dozens of monsters captured. AVAILABLE AT YOUR CONVENIENCE!!! Profile Portrait done by: lostnlucky.tumblr.com

[hotvampireadjacent]

Landlords fear the humble fridge fish farmer

[media-sickos-international]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Landlords fear the humble fridge fish farmer

[laurenthunts]

I live in fucking Vancouver now

Canada can't extradite me and my many crimes to the United States, suckers. 😎

[kryptidkiller]

extradite this, bitch

[laurenthunts]

[laurenthunts]

I live in fucking Vancouver now

Canada can't extradite me and my many crimes to the United States, suckers. 😎

[laurenthunts]

I want a mullet

[lostnlucky]

Welcome to Salish.

The opening scene of our wonderful motw campaign, dm’d by the fantastic @socialjusticeandfandomthings. Characters (top to bottom): Jaime Martín (he/him, they/them), played by @softcatullus. Pierre Laurent (he/him), played by @sp3g. Benny Turner (he/him), played by @lostnlucky. 

[laurenthunts]

greatest monster hunter in the world? source?

Literally name a single other monster hunter. Your 80s weeb forums don’t count

[kryptidkiller]

me ??? ?

[laurenthunts]

Okay ?? Come back to me when you’ve actually hunted a kryptid, mr.killer 

[kryptidkiller]

you know what it’s so weird it’s almost like

it’s almost like I found that big ass snake before You, mr. hunts

[laurenthunts]

blocked

[kryptidkiller]

@drjaime Get A Load Of This Guy

[drjaime]

i mean, i haven’t actually been on a mission yet…. but i haven’t lost any cryptids yet either

[kryptidkiller]

Get him Jaime

[laurenthunts]

“Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all” -14th President Abraham Lincoln

[drjaime]

it’s 1984 i dont know why no one understands that they have to wear their seatbelt in the car

[kryptidkiller]

government propaganda

[drjaime]

well yeah sure, the government doesn’t want you to get thrown through the windshield

[laurenthunts]

greatest monster hunter in the world? source?

Literally name a single other monster hunter. Your 80s weeb forums don’t count

[kryptidkiller]

me ??? ?

[laurenthunts]

Okay ?? Come back to me when you’ve actually hunted a kryptid, mr.killer 

[kryptidkiller]

you know what it’s so weird it’s almost like

it’s almost like I found that big ass snake before You, mr. hunts

[laurenthunts]

blocked

[laurenthunts]

greatest monster hunter in the world? source?

Literally name a single other monster hunter. Your 80s weeb forums don’t count

[kryptidkiller]

me ??? ?

[laurenthunts]

Okay ?? Come back to me when you’ve actually hunted a kryptid, mr.killer 

[laurenthunts]

callout post pierre laurent: doesn't wear his seatbelt ):< !!!

Seatbelts are a scam invented by car companies to sell more air bags

[laurenthunts]

I think jpegs can be fun. Funny... even informative

[laurenthunts]

greatest monster hunter in the world? source?

Literally name a single other monster hunter. Your 80s weeb forums don’t count

[laurenthunts]

Stop posting about what happens during work. It is unprofessional and goes against your contract.

You pay me $3 an hour

[laurenthunts]

[laurenthunts]

no ID freak !!!

Give me One good reason to have an ID. Why does the government need to know my number... 

[laurenthunts]

Monster

Monsters.... Monster Energy? Ought to look into. Might be a lead there...