succulence creamed corn

| 21+ | She/They |

[bigtimetommy]

me after ants find me asleep at the picnic

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[mollybeenoel]

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[mavigation]

that feeling when your laundry comes out of the dryer damp

[myriapoda-1306]

I just misspelled the word "qualified" and said "I'm not quailfied enough to do this"

A quailfied person:

[glutko]

[molabuddy]

?????????

[biblical-figures]

[sleepnoises]

boyfriend's quail photos have reached perhaps a lifetime peak today

[fairygoulish]

hey are you busy for the next 50 years? I’d like to sit on the porch with you and watch the sunsets

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[cutecipher]

burt's bees has geared a rebrand around the slogan "burt til it hurts"

[immuno-deactivated20240319]

in the United Kingdom, people eat a street food known as the ‘tesco meal deal’, often made up of a sandwich, a side, and a beverage. it is renowned for being a cheap and easy option for many. however the more adventurous palate can opt for the ‘greggs sausage roll’ for a truly local flavour…

[aceynk]

sometimes i think im a fruit fly so i hang out in the appled cider vinegar traps but then i remember theyre deathly and i leave