excuse you that twink is my wife

Hiii I'm Cricket 🦗 He/Xe/Chirp

[cutecreachureblog]

^ EEPIEST GUY IN THE WORLD

remind me to update my blog its been a year lol im 20 now

(He/him, Xe/xem, Chirp/chrr, 🦗/🦗's)

(SORRY IF I FORGET TO RESPOND TO YOUR ASK OR A POST YOU TAGGED ME IN. ADHD IS HELL)

My art/writing blog! -> @cutecreachure

My OSDD system blog! -> @the-bug-swarm

My Ramsey Murdoch ask blog! (CURRENTLY ON HAITUS) -> @redwood-rat

My ava au ask blog! (CURRENTLY ON HAITUS) -> @mitsis-return

Special interests:

Epithet Erased (#epithet erased)

Sonic the Hedgehog (#sth)

Milo Murphy's Law (#mml)

Animator vs Minecraft/Animation (#avm, #ava, or #alan becker)

Minecraft: My World AU (#minecraft)

Pfp and these arts here of my silly ava oc are by Rocketspy!! <333

Last updated: 6/7/26

https://en.pronouns.page/@CuteCreachure

[vinivan]

Simon was maybe a bit too cocky when Grace asked him if they could wrestle... 🤭

(Ref image under cut) - (edit : I fucked up his left foot)

[egg-ify]

based on a bloodymary fic in progress by @categoryhouse they let me read some early drafts and i HAD TO DRAW THIS SCENE

[timemachineyeah]

Didn’t anticipate one of the bonuses of going to a drag show in a smaller more conservative town would be getting to see a bro who clearly wandered into the wrong part of the bar by mistake experience what looked to be a transcendent awakening upon seeing his first drag show.

[timemachineyeah]

On of the queens halfway through the show, “Honey, are you straight?”

This man, in a strangled voice, “I don’t know”

[tooaceforthisspace]

We love the character development

[galileoace]

Answering "I don't know" is a level of self awareness a lot of people never attain

[cannibal-rainbow]

Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

[cannibal-rainbow]

reblog this version because transmisogynists don’t know how to fuck off.

[christianstepmoms]

And I worked with a man called Squidward. And he was a Protestant man, but we were the best of friends. But by God, he was crabid as a bag of cats. He was an auld grump. And he'd be big into the flutes and the Oboes and things like that. He lived in a big stone head.

[michelleion]

you really do have to watch the video, it's everything

[war-crime-wizard]

Every fucking time I see this video I'm fucjinf crying by the end because it's fucking well done and then the END END Hits me and I'm a fucking sobbing laughing mess fuck I love this video

[daughter-of-sapph0]

you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

[daughter-of-sapph0]

i made this post years before realizing i was asexual.

happy pride month yall

[the-haiku-bot]

i made this post years

before realizing i

was asexual.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[yossyislandd]

literally nothing is funnier than sphynx airplane ears

[yossyislandd]

oi my go,d

[lostinhistory]

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

[lostinhistory]

IT'S REAL

[robotlyra]

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

[ysabelmystic]

ITS REAL

[grimblo-goblin]

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

[deadbeatescape]

IN CONCEPTION BAY

[basiatlu]

bosh's first bloodymary fanart✨️

[silvermoon424]

Bro absolutely COOKED with this.

[ohnoitstbskyen]

If you ever hear the phrase "fascism is aesthetics as politics," that's what this post is talking about.

It's not about being tough on crime, because the absolute toughest most brutal measure you could take against "crime" as a social problem is to alleviate poverty, and increase access to education, healthcare and social mobility.

It's about performing "tough on crime" as an aesthetic by enacting violence against a prop, i.e. minorities and the impoverished, who are fetishized and objectified to represent "crime." They are brutalized as punishment for crime, but never with the purpose of alleviating the problem of crime.

This is why a lot of conservatives and other right wingers can get straight up angry when you suggest things like reform or social measures to reduce crime. They don't want crime to be reduced, they want an eternal war against "crime" because it provides an arena for the righteous to demonstrate virtue by brutalizing their enemies.

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[crabussy]

what even is a hamster. that can't be real. no wonder they're illegal where I live. unauthorised fucking thing

[outofcontextdiscord]

[gayward-vagabond]

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

[adultdadfinder]

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense

[tympz]

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out