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@lava-lamb
I started DMing for a dungeons and dragons group recently and we just finished The Sunless Citadel. Meepo wanted to impress his new friends with how he became Keeper of Dragons, he’s very proud of the story.
Meepo, buddy, only one of your friends is big. The rest are smol nerds.
Let's make a Princess
What does she look like?
a tallow candle glowing beneath its own flame
a porcelain lantern
a curtain fluttering in a window at dawn
a ghost that came and went with the twilight and darkness
Her hair...
has the sheen of the sea beneath an eclipsed moon
is the color of a leopard’s tongue
is the color of oiled mahogany
is terra cotta, bay and chestnut
is like a helmet or hood
is like the cowl of the monk, magician or cobra
Go on...
Her face has the fragrance of a gibbous moon
Her eyes are dark birds in fresh snow; they are the birds’ shadows
Her eyes are mirrors
Her eyes are the legends on old charts
Her eyes are antique armor and the tears of dragons
Her brows are a raptor’s sharp, anxious wings
Her brows are a pair of scythes
And...
Her ears are a puzzle carved in ivory
Her teeth are a bracelet she carries within the red velvet purse of her lips
Her tongue is amber
Her tongue is a ferret
Her tongue is an anemone
Her tongue is a fox caught in the teeth of a tiger
Er... all right. Moving on...
Her shoulders are the clay in a potter’s kiln
Her shoulders are fieldstones
They are the white, square stones of which walls are made
They are windows covered with steam
They are porcelain
They are opal and moonstone
Neck?
the foam that curls from the prow of a ship
a sheaf of alfalfa or barley
the lonely dance of the pearl-grey shark
Okay... what about...
Her legs are quills
Her legs are bundles of wicker
Her legs are candelabra
Their muscles are summer lightning, that flicker like a passing thought
They are captured eels or a cable on a windlass
Be more specific
Her thighs are geese, pythons, or schooners
Her thighs are cypress or banyan
Her thighs are a forge
Her thighs are shears
Her thighs are the sandstone buttresses of a cathedral
Her thighs are silk or cobwebs
Her calves are sweet with the sap of elders
All right, that's getting kinda creepy now
Her feet are bleached bone
Her feet are driftwood
Her feet are springs, marmosets or locusts
Her toes are snails with shells of tears
You skipped the arms
Her arms are a corral, a fence, an enclosure
They are pennants
They are highways
Her fingers are incense
They are silver fish in clear water
They are the speed of the fish, they are the fish’s wake
They are semaphores
They are meteors
What about her back?
Her spine is a snake
It is the groove the water snake makes in the glossy mud of the riverbank
Her spine is the strength of the anaconda
It is the anaconda’s unknown hieroglyphic
Her spine is a ladder or a rod
It is a chain or a canal
It is a caravan
Consider the butt
Her buttocks are freshly-baked loaves
They are the ivory eggs of the lonely phoenix
They are a fist
So imagine a DnD character who's whole motivation is 'X guy killed my parents and I need to find them' and the party just thinks 'ok, revenge quest, that's normal'
But when they finally find the guy the person with dead parents is just like "Hey buddy, long time no see. It's a shame we got separated, here's some money" and they're super chill.
The party is just confused and goes "Wait, why are you giving him gold?"
The guy just goes "Cause I owe him money?"
The party "But he killed your parents???"
"That's why I owe him money!"
He'll be a homeboy for you. But not in a way you expect.
HEY GUYS THERE’S A FIC NOW :D
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Good Job.
#this post gets me every time
It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been
do you think no one else has time travel
Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.
#surprise reblog!!
STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!
YOU CAN STOP.
wow if only you had a time machine
fyi
this post has been up for five hours and has two notes. i think tumblr shitcanned it because it has pictures of women wearing bras on it. very cool. no censorship message, just vanishing it
Eukaryotic cell gang!! We love women in STEM.
The organelles of the cells have been translated into human anatomy, so the nucleus is the brain, the vacuole function as the lungs, and the mitochondria is the heart since it’s the… you already know, I don’t have to say it ;)
I've been pointedly refusing to use the term "content creators" to refer to artists anymore, because I want to make art for me and the people I care about, not the endless demands of the algorithm. I'm not trying to Produce Content, I want to make art.
So it is deeply, deeply irritating when I use the word "artist" in a post and it gets endlessly reblogged with people asking "but what about writers? but what about actors? but what about musicians? but what about [x]?"
All types of art are included in the term "artist," god damn it. "Artist" does not just mean "someone who draws pictures."
I don't know why so many people keep taking this post as "yeah, we should come up with a better word for content creators!"
THAT WORD ALREADY EXISTS.
THE WORD IS "ARTIST," Y'ALL.
THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS DAMN POST.
The word "artist" is all-encompassing! By! Definition! We don't need to keep reinventing the fucking wheel!
Do you make art? Any kind of art? Drawings, paintings, comics, novels, songs, dances, photographs, performances, anything creative?
THAT'S ART, BABE. YOU ARE AN ARTIST.
RESIST CAPITALIST COMMODIFICATION OF ART AND CLAIM THE DAMN TITLE.
more lycan ethan
Hey, could you do me a favor?
Could you just RB this?
The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform
here lemme help
*ahem*
reblog this post to kiss the person you reblogged it from
hope that works :)
THANK YOU THIS IS MAKING MY BRAIN SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAA
THIS IS SO SATISFYING ITS LIKE A GROUP OF PLANKTON OR A RAILWAY CHART...
This post made me realize that the statistics chart only shows 200 reblogs at first glance, you can hit "load more reblogs" to see more!
this is just 6000 of the 41727 reblogs the post had it when i saw it dfkjghdfkg it's not even all on screen, i can't zoom out any more
i found a bed-frame that looks like something out of star trek the next generation
advertised as having Storages/Massage/Password Strong Box
absurd piece of furniture
interior design equivalent of megafauna
Ridiculous, absurd, I absolutely must have one
@quasi-normalcy
I desperately desire this.
Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...
our tasteful callbacks vs their garish references
Our clever Easter Eggs vs their desperate pandering
Our impactful foreshadowing vs their clumsy Chekhov’s gun
Our subtle environmental storytelling vs their gaudy toilet skeleton
Hey y'all why are writers always cold?
...why?
They're always surrounded by drafts!
How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh god.
How many?
Two! One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end!
What do writers have for breakfast?
Coffee?
Synonym buns!
Where do all the struggling writers live?
How are you coming up with all these?
Where?
Writer's Block!
What do writers suffer from each spring?
(I've heard a lot of them over the years.)
Allergies. Next question.
you were close; A case of allegories
Why are writers always in great shape?
Circular prose
Nope! It's because we're always running out of ideas!
Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?
I did not
His life had it's prose and cons...
Why is editing a better job than writing?
It's more rewording?
Correct! I am out of jokes. :(
These are sketches from earlier this year, of characters I created after a dream I had lol. I just call this project "Drat". :D
The heroine is the ghoul princess Drat, heir to the Kingdom of Osseus, where the undead live. There's also some other sketches of other ghoul characters; Charlotte and her sword Mathilda, and Snizzard the Dark Wizard and his apprentice Barnabus. I hope you like them. :)
I like big butts and yet I possess the capability to lie
-one of the two guards
(-@4rsene)
