axolotl good @waluigis-cock - Tumblr Blog

“Commission open? Dm me” - commission scam

“I have something important to tell you but can’t message u pls message me ” - accidentally reported you scam

“I love your story and want to illustrate it dm me at discord” - commissioner scam

“I saw your post looking for artists to draw (x) and would love to draw it it sounds like a lovely idea and im an artist” - commissioner scammer who DM’d you when you didn’t ask

“Did you send me this link for free tumblr premium?” - accidentally reported you scam

“ your account is limited please kindly verify at (scam link)” - verification scam

mrshamill

he makes it sound like a bad thing! let go, butt-plug head, and have a safe trip back to hell

justalurkr

[Image of Stephen Miller over a chiron that says SCOTUS lets late ballots count is captioned with his quote "Should the Democrats regain power, it's game over. 12 more justices on SCOTUS, two New Democrat states. They're going to get rid of ICE."]

He forgot "investigate and jail all the motherfuckers who desperately need it," in his threat of a good time.

its-funnytwittertweets

"The hell is all this"

"Are you disrespecting Touhou, you little shit?"

catgirl-kaiju

The part of the video at the end where it pans down and reveals the camera operator is also wearing a cosplay dress is essential to my enjoyment of this video.

huayouzi

this never gets included but security comes for marisa

fairycosmos

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

only-tiktoks

thehotelchelsea

my wound salt that I keep beside my bed

nasturbate

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

haaarpb

havent drawn a self portrait in a while

hollowedskin

I got a 4 min long video of Kimchi dreaming today, so here's a clip

You get the whole walk cycle and the little sprint at the end.

Sometimes her sprints last for like 4 or 5 seconds and she can shoot herself off the couch or into a wall if she gets a grip with her back claws. If she does it next to a wall, her head smacking into it sounds like someone is trying to break into the house. She doesn't wake up.

Later in the dream she injured her paw and was limping, and earlier she caught something and ate it.

hollowedskin

9ieme

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

satanfemme

[ID: a photo of the back of a metal street sign. drawn on the sign in black marker is an illustration of wired earbuds. this drawing is labeled "hedphon." End ID]

can I show u guys my favorite graffiti ever

stitchposts

movementnudge

Movement nudge, hand mobility! 🙌

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ruffboi-mags

1) do this even if you're under 40. seriously. I definitely should have been doing something like this for years and I only turned 40 a month and a half ago

2) if you're like me just now trying this going "oh god i've only done 15 and i think my hands are cramping" start lower than 30 and increase by 5 once whatever number you're doing no longer makes your hand cramp up. I can manage about 15 per exercise at the moment.