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having 40 minutes to leave the house is fked because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

garbuge

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

butchstrahd

not-your-asian-fantasy

The High Court of Andhra Pradesh in India has ruled in a landmark decision that trans women are legally recognised as women.

violently-puppy-deactivated2026

HUGE GOOD NEWS

the world may seem bleak but PLEASE take time to feel the trans joy and to be happy for our sisters in India

jollyfurydragonballer

woman-becomer

IT'S TIME TO FLOP IN THE SLOP

sayhelloanimalfriends

no music 🎧

vitrified-vitriol-deactivated20

Thank you for the no music note. Animal frolicking noises

its-arson-time

dashboard simulator

mutual 1: house md mouse bites gif

mutual 2: my daddy and my mommy breaking bad song

mutual 3: I NEED A QUESADILLA SO FUCKING BADDDDDDDDDD

mutual 4: dan howell is a women

mutual 5: ouhhh,,,,,tomyinit

mutual 6: [ass shatteringly beautiful painting]

mutual 3: [17 rbs of quesadillas]

mutual 7: i think i hauve covid,

mutual 8: im sick for the 50th time this year

mutual 9: i love juggling #myballs

mutual 10: does anyone wanna get lost in the woods with me

mutual 3: a quesadilla would go so fucking hard rn

sweet4ngell

girlrustcohle

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

odd-maid3n

knight--error

agnesmontague

im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,

discar

I feel like making this distinction would also help with venting. "I acknowledge my feelings are irrational and primitive, and would never wish death on another human being. That being said, the asshole who slammed a door in my face deserves to be eaten alive by ants."

agnesmontague

this one’s my favorite actually

depsidase

chekhovs-slinky

“We didn’t have all this autism when I was a kid”

Yea, you had changelings and demonic possession and “brats” and “back talk”, and kids that were “not all there”, your aunt who’s “crazy”, and your second cousin no one ever talks about cuz he’s “special”, and if you’re fucking lucky, your elder uncle who lives a nice quiet life with his 70 lego sets and writes grocery stores about changing the light bulbs cuz they’re too harsh.

fridakahloblvd

not to put this user on blast, but ohmygod this may be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen 😭😭

ewww

it grows

real animal now

officially named lint

#LINT IS AN EXCELLENT NAME

yehudah

the noise she makes.....

#YES

nem23

lilith-of-stardust

beemovieerotica

grawly

i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

azzandra

Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her 'prettier', I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).

That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic--too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women--this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.

So now every time I see one such edit, I can't help but think. My. What a coincidence you've made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.

moth-grrrl-mavis

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

kunosoura

Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:

Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:

TLDR it's a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).

grawly

what the fuck happened to my post