[anneonomus]

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

[space-ex]

an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds

[therealgothboi]

[angryducktimemachine]

Forgot i had the rat cage open until i felt tiny paws tapping over my blanket like:

The president is here.

[angryducktimemachine]

The president in her favourite tissue box.

[gunaerystargarygun]

The worst thing abt working in a craft store is that 90% of the time, the woman jokes in some way or another her husband will kill her/beat her for spending money. Or they’ll half the payment in cash so it “looks like less when he checks our account.”

That shit isn’t funny. It isn’t cute and it makes me so sad that these women joke about it. So WHAT if your wife likes to make wreaths or sparkly tumbler cups??? So WHAT if her passion is soap making or painting?? God forbid ur wife have a fucking hobby that isn’t blowing you!!

[gunaerystargarygun]

Holiday season is upon us so if you berate ur wife for having a hobby, fuck you!! If you know somebody who does this fucking punch them in the throat!!!

[cactus-spirit-deactivated202211]

Financial abuse is abuse!

[vie-und-morte-deactivated201706]

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

i cant control myself bc of that picture of the ugly little horse its quiet in my classroom and im rlly about to die in here i cant laugh

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM IM CRYING IN CLASS

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

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[fuckinginfrontofmysalad]

oh my god

[mesopelagic]

this horse looked god in the eyes

[lavendercody-blog]

i hate being high while watching The Vampire Diaries, the whole time I'm just sat there like "omfg did that really just happen??"

[mnwlk]

mutual: messages me

me, blushing: oh,h my g od i love you,,

[fiddauthor]

HAVING OCS BUT NO ARTISTIC ABILITIES STARTER PACK:

pinterest

moodboards

dollmaker games

trying to draw them but failing and crying

8tracks or spotify playlists

“ask me about my ocs” “tell me abt your ocs!!!” “wait no”

___suggestions blogs

[copingundertheradar]

Just because you didn’t understand what was happening at the time doesn’t invalidate the abuse. Just because your abuser appeared to not know what they were doing doesn’t invalidate the abuse. Abuse is abuse is abuse no matter what.

[funkyfatbabe]

if I have to hear one more time that lizzo is ‘glorifying obesity’ im going to lose my goddamn mind. are skinny people gonna go out and gain weight bc of her? no. fat girls are gonna see that theyre worthy of respect and love and arent the scum of the earth bc of their weight. literally just shut up.

[swagpaws]

i made a collage inspired by What Its Like To Use Tumblr Mobile (: hope u guys can actually see it

[gish]

What is your favorite form of potato?

[valtsv]

having antlers wouldn’t be very practical or safe and would probably be very heavy and make sleeping difficult but if a pair were to sprout from my skull suddenly then i would certainly not complain because i’m far from the type to reject generous gifts bestowed on me by the universe

[aplusbabe]

Don’t look at things you know will make you angry. Don’t read the comment sections. Don’t look at the blogs of people who add dumb comments to posts to confirm that they’re dumb all the time. Don’t read old conversations you had with people you don’t talk to anymore. Go look at pictures of kittens or something instead. Protect yourself from negativity in every way you can.

[midnitetech]

[ot3-old]

i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet.

[ot3-old]

if there are any cats in outer space i love them too