mylo

27, he/him ive been on this hellsite for 14 years someone free me

[thispeachisweird]

[juney-blues]

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[juney-blues]

[freakoutgirl]

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

[jame7t]

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

[cryptotheism]

!cursedoak

[jame7t]

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

[b-vandykei]

the hobbit is so funny bc they really go the entire book talking about the dragon but very clearly not having a plan to kill him and you think that this would come up as a major issue! they dont have a plan but obviously thorin or bilbo is going to be the one to dramatically slay the dragon at the last moment! nope. some guy who was never previously mentioned with latent bird communication abilities kills him and that’s the end of that

[themoonstonechronicler]

"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo

bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*

sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.

[lualuadraw]

[complete-clownery]

Okay guys

INPRNT!!

[mylomozzarella]

good morning (disrepectfully)

[miikwan]

cranky

[icedlava1]

The joke with Sonar’s stapler will never not be funny to me

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[beardedmrbean]

[toastycyborg]

I scrolled past this without second thought. Paused. Thought, wait, I've never seen a crane on the road. Scrolled back up. No answers. Typed this response, then noticed the book's author. What a whirlwind

[threedollarsdotcom]

boss... youre gonna wanna see this one (holds up drawing of a really epic awesome dragon)

[unpeeled-human]