Ope, Just Gonna Squeeze By Ya Real Quick :)

hey what's up my name's connor i'm 23 years young, i'm an entrepreneur and i love to have a good time

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

why do grooms get one boring black jacket and brides get the most jawdropping gowns ever like when i get married i want pearls and lace and a train is that too much to ask??

[rebellum]

Hnn could you imagine.. a suit embroidered with baroque pearls… a LACE CAPE gently floating behind the groom… a fuckin sword..

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

oh my god…. your m i n d…. the wedding industry is quaking 

[keltik]

Meanwhile in Scotland…

[moonybyte]

YO, there are SO MANY great groom outfits around the world where he is dressed all in silk, lace, gold, pearls and glitter, with capes and scarves, hats and stitchery and I find it so sad that most of these countries switch over to “suit”. Like, look at these handsome boys!

India

Sudan

China (traditional)

Nigeria

Indonesia

Mongolia

Ghana

Ethiopia

Poland

Romania

Russia (1)

Russia (2)

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

*shakes fist at sky*

damn you western marriage culture

[kreature-ofthenight]

may I add

Norway

japan 

japan the hard core traditional wedding costume

Turkey

Hungary

Navajo

maori (new zealand)

Fiji

Tonga

[fatherharlot]

Here are some gay wedding additions:

India

India-Pakistan

South Africa

Thailand

Japan

Georgia

[fuckinginfrontofmysalad]

Michigan

[climbingouttathehole]

[saltybreastmilk-deactivated2015]

[cungadero]

if you eat this you see god

[fuckinginfrontofmysalad]

it’s for sale still too

[hydro-homies]

Me as a father

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[veryfunnymemes]

[warmheartworm]

[legowolas]

Carly Rae Jepsen: Oh, starry eyes, blurry eyes

Feeling so intoxicated

Worried eyes, I’m open wide

Take me so up and down

Me: AND IF YOU MAKE ME FEEL IN LOVE THEN I’LL BLOSSOM FOR YOU

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[fuckinginfrontofmysalad]

when ur name actually is connor and ur also a vegan

[unclefather]

[astrodickology]

Nobody:

Betsy Devos:

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Lizzo is doing what Meghan Trainor thinks she’s doing

[tonyzaret]

‪Apps to help us sleep. Pills to cure our anxiety. Classes to teach us meditation. Sadly, none of these stop-gap solutions can bring us anywhere closer to the truly deep peace one can find by simply spending few days at the All-Inclusive Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Punta Cana‬

[fuckinginfrontofmysalad]

[endangered-justice-seeker]

LIVID

[cocoacallalily]

I’m been sick of this bullshit