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𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐀 wwe rpg blog , as written and adored by 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐘. ♡ for 𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙝𝙦.

[el-idolo-blog]

So.. You cannot use it as a weapon in your match? I give your look a 3/10.

[lavishlcna]

No I can’t use it in a match, who do you think I am? Sindel? I’d never had a look below a 9 and  you won’t be the first to give me it!

[dcviill-deactivated20200624]

Let’s be real, you look good 100% of the time. 

[lavishlcna]

What size engagement ring do you wear?

[lavishlcna]

It sure was, you are the best kind of man!

[lavishlcna]

Something told me you would, thanks Becks. Thanks again too! Ugh, I love you, showing everyone that I still got it ( on the mic at least ) has been really fun.

[el-idolo-blog]

.. Does the ponytail detach?

[lavishlcna]

Yes, you know it does! Not easily though, like if you tried to knock it off, you’d need to use all your strength.

[lavishlcna]

I know you guys are literally tired of me talking about my appearance but like, we’ve got to discuss my look tonight, I mean, darker hair on me? An entire look, pulling out all the stops for Truth TV tonight, as per.  😎

[stayfeariess-deactivated2020040]

it still feels like a dream.

[lavishlcna]

My hero! I’m so happy for you my love, I might cry during the induction, geez.

[altcars-deactivated20210226]

jesus christ i didn’t know you could make such a big deal out of this stuff. i don’t know shit about how hair and makeup is done. which probably shows in my own appearance too but oh well. 

[lavishlcna]

Cosmetics in general, like wrestling, or anything else is an art! Compliment the next pretty girl you see with a full face! What’s that supposed to mean? Men wear makeup too! But like, some on the more natural side other than lashes and things like that, I think you should give it a go. The scowl would hit different with some highlight on those cheekbones.

[architvct-deactivated20200604]

all jokes aside, a spa day actually sounds pretty great before my ass gets dumped on a plane to saudi for hours on end. 

[lavishlcna]

Go and get pampered, that Saudi trip is a literal bitch, going to and back, I swearrr. When are you guys leaving?

[lavishlcna]

How are you supposed to tell the time if you have no watch?

Can I post my captions in peace?!

[lavishlcna]

when is lana's day? 😁

Everyday of the week, whenever you want it to be, and twice on Saturdays. Super Mega Ultra Lana Day is this March 24, so mark those calendars, please and thank you.

[pinfallgossips]

honesty hour general edition, send me questions about life, love, likes and dislikes ect and i’ll answer truthfully

[lavishlcna]

A watch doesn’t really go with this outfit daddy. 

[legitboss39]

The inaugural class at the WWE PC

[shesyourleader-a]

He’s alright but he’s dead

[lavishlcna]

NO WAY. ET’s dead? I don’t suppose you like, keep in contact with his people are anything right?

[altcars-deactivated20210226]

if that was me, i’m pretty sure i would have lost both in the ring already so i wouldn’t have to worry about it anymore. so what felt better in the end for you though?

[lavishlcna]

Not if you had an expert glue them both down and keep them secured, glam smarter, not harder! I lost my extensions in the ring a few times, needless to say my lesson has been learned. The wig, always. It gets so hot up under there, Jesus.

[architvct-deactivated20200604]

nothing better than taking your wig off after a long day, i feel you, sis. and my lashes? oh hell yeah. i need a facial, a massage, a mani pedi, everything after raw last night. 

[lavishlcna]

Period sis, you know how it is, it gets really hot under here sometimes too, especially when you're wrestling. It sounds like you need an entire spa day, book one soon!