❛　✰　—　// Δ∟ιΞΠ． @shesyourleader-a - Tumblr Blog

What up fellow homo sapiens. Haha just kidding I’m an alien but really what’s up 👽

#pinfallhq:starter #( i come in peace. / conversations. )

talkinhogs-deactivated20200329

listen, new york is the worst place to tan. i gotta go to the booth before i hit up the grocery store! there’s always enough tan in the greg. but i do leave a little bit of my soul there.

shesyourleader-a

You ever wish they’d just put the booth inside the grocery store? It takes forever to get your stuff rung in and bagged. That sounded sadder than I think you wanted it to

#( i come in peace. / conversations. )

krisstatlanderr-deactivated2023

kris' ig story 03.13.20

#( galaxy's greatest. / kstat. )#// She booped herself. 🥴

You’re on your own with that one, Rose. 😬

#( i come in peace. / conversations. )

shesyourleader-a

I don’t know why you humans insist on doing silly things like DST but I’m glad to see it soon. Means summer’s coming and I can get ali-tan without the sun box. 😎👽

talkinhogs-deactivated20200329

daylight savings time, rocks! get an hour … or is it the one where you lose an hour? i don’t know. anyways, dustin’s thinks i’m addicted to the tanning booth, which isn’t totally inaccurate.

shesyourleader-a

I... Don’t really know which one’s happening either to be honest. I guess we’ll find out when we wake up next week. 😅 I think Dustin’s probably right. There’s probably more Greg left over in the booth than tan in the Greg

#( i come in peace. / conversations. )

fucktheyard

Asap! Right? And this whole ‘No WWE bookings if you book anyone from AEW’ bs. If I have to I’ll come to you. ;-;

shesyourleader-a

Corporate wants to make a war happen between us all so bad but instead they’re just making Juliet and Juliet situations. :/ Doesn’t help they make us work the same nights too! Next time I’m in Florida you’re getting the business and I think it’s gonna be soon :)

#( i come in peace. / conversations. )

You’d be surprised what they’ve got in other solar systems. Different suns for example. Retail suns.

#( i come in peace. / conversations. )

freshsqueezes-blog

i just woke up. dst sucks. i don’t get ali-tan. i burn. what is ali-tan.

shesyourleader-a

It’s really uncanny how often you can correctly answer your own question and then still somehow have no idea what you meant.

#( i come in peace. / conversations. )

freshsqueezes-blog

see. that’s beating yourself up over it. everyone thinks they could’ve done better in hindsight. but you did the best you could at the time. okay. i know you did. and you weren’t the one who went to sleep in the middle of the ring. you made it out better than me. so. you know. shut up, statlander. give yourself some credit.

shesyourleader-a

i guess... it feels pretty obvious my best wasn't good enough though. i can't help but feel like I let people down. but you you're just great in the ring no matter if it's a losing effort or not people are so glad to see you. so many people come out to shows dressed as you and support you no matter what. I don't care if I get there and I don't think I even want to but maybe there's a little girl out there in alien warpaint who feels like I did and me beefing it made her feel a little weaker. it's hard to deal with that.

#( i come in peace. / conversations. )#// Haha almost?? 😶

fucktheyard

@shesyourleader I miss your stupid galaxy face.

shesyourleader-a

I knooooowww sameeeee. When are we hanging out again? 😣 It sucks now we can't get booked in the same places anymore hahaa

I don't know why you humans insist on doing silly things like DST but I'm glad to see it soon. Means summer's coming and I can get ali-tan without the sun box. 😎👽

#pinfallhq:starter #( i come in peace. / conversations. )

itsthescarfguy

rough sex where you don’t have to worry about being quiet or anyone walking in on you and you can be 100% naked and open and loud as you want to be is where. it. is. fucking. at.

shesyourleader-a

Thanks for a great post Max. I’m going to pour bleach in my eyes to get rid of that mental image now.

#( i come in peace. / conversations. )

Can the fans just say they hate women and go. Riho isn’t here enough, Nyla doesn’t fit our narrow little worldview of what a woman is, not enough of our girls speak English, Kris isn’t a “real” alien. It’s always something.

Like they know what a real alien looks like. Anyone who sees one out of their human form gets Men-In-Blacked. The government cares about aliens more than TK cares about our women for sure.

#( i come in peace. / conversations. )#// Still can't shake the alien bit.

Maybe he should be more scary and pull for them a little harder. I think we’re a little too focused on WLR. Whenever someone needs a win to push their storyline they throw Leva under them. What’s the point?

#( i come in peace. / conversations. )#// try as he might

I'm not gonna lie, I'm really disappointed with last night's Dynamite. Our one women's match per show we get had longer entrances than it lasted. It's happened before with the Nimrod Collection doing their hair thing yeah okay sure but a real match happened right after. This isn't the division Nyla and Riho have fought so hard to represent. At least it shouldn't be. Maybe I'm out of line but this is so frustrating.

#pinfallhq:starter #( i come in peace. / conversations. )#// Uh oh.

itsthescarfguy

@shesyourleader

shesyourleader-a

This is the face any sane alien would make taking a picture with him 👽

#( galaxy's greatest. / kstat. )#( & / max. )

I've fucked up literally everything I could fuck up. I just haven't worked hard enough. I need to work harder.

#( roswell. / private. )

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

❛　✰　—　// Δ∟ιΞΠ．