Kiana Khansmith
NASA
Sade Olutola
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art blog(derogatory)
roma★
oozey mess
noise dept.
shark vs the universe
Product Placement
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Andulka
Fai_Ryy
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
The Bowery Presents
Love Begins
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Cosimo Galluzzi
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@lawless-wasteland
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
your man doesn’t even know what it means to carmelize onions
Lazy...
*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch!
I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out
This is by the Mincing Mockingbird guy (of “I’d sell you to satan for one corn chip” and “The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math” fame) and you can buy them here
https://www.mincingmockingbird.com/collections/frantic-meerkat
I….I need all of them
This speaks to me on a fucking spiritual level.
haters will see you
dr. haters will see you now
Someone out there on the internet found the original booklet that came with the original Nintendo system version of ‘Tetris’ and, hold on to your hats people, the blocks have names. THE BLOCKS HAVE NAMES!
remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif
throwback to my ladies 500 years ago who knew how to fuckin party
open rp
“hmm. I have never been to an olive garden before.”
unlimited super salad.
hmm.
unlimited super salad.
god evening sir my name is benny ill be your wai*
Optimus? I thought you were dead.
benny?
…
you have to let me go, benny.
the crash was 4 years ago.
it wasn’t your fault.
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
And that’s all any of you need to know
oh
my
god
Cat heaven
THIS IS WHAT I ASPIRE TO HAVE MY HOUSE TO BE.
Future house
I know this is from Australia but when I first saw the words “Victorian man” all I could think of was this:
To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?
clown costume on, third eye stapled shut, lets do this ladies
the fact that bloodstone isn’t in a higher position on this list is indicative of our culture’s anti-goth sentiments
catch me in the club going by Rutilated Quartz
if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldn’t just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezos’ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money
