dexter brainrot

for the time being

[crisedoctobre]

"I'll do whatever you want." "Then, perish." Is such a raw ass line you'd think it comes from a tumblr post but it's actually from 1973 movie "Goncharov" by Martin Scorsese

[swuid]

ⓘ this user has been ground into a paste

[saudadite]

the waiter serves us

and not in the faggot way

but in the giving us our meals way

[saudadite]

^ taylor sang this

[memorycycle]

i invented milk

[etherealaberrance-deactivated20]

fuck you and fuck the people who consume milk willingly

[memorycycle]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[exeggcute]

L + ratio + don't care + freshly showered + lying in bed + got my jammies on

[queersturbate]

i get physically aching second hand embarrassment when people call Light god or some shit. like that is a closeted gay boy in the 2000's. they are the furthest we've ever strayed from god's light.

[julykings]

i’ve absolutely got to kiss somebody… soon… please god 

[kuuhaiyu]

assorted saiki posts

[memewhore]

[okiitos]

@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

[grox]

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[deanwinchesterapologist]

(after locking myself in a mental prison of my own creation) wait what the hell. who made these rules

[boethiah]

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

[onlyhams]

hey bestie! just letting you know i’m transforming into something unspeakable

[lesboevils]

children are just little guys! they deserve your respect and understanding! 

[editoress]

Unfortunately, when a lot of fans dunk on a character for reasons I find silly, especially if they willfully misread the text to do so, the fandom punching bag then becomes my favorite character. I could have liked them a normal amount, but the constant bad takes annoyed me and now I am unstoppable.

[enigmasandepiphanies]

I know it'll pass but can you make it quicker please