The Gnome Sorcery Federation

back from twitter, this blog is now mostly for shitposting and Star Trek

[boob69burger-deactivated2024041]

*seeing so many of my valued moots from Twitter**

Well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers

[tal-shiar-fashion-police]

Mfw I take over Bajor

[electropylon]

Real Things They Let Dukat Do:

- call Kira up in the middle of the night to tell her he banged her mom 

- start an abstinence cult

- turn the abstinence cult into a suicide cult when it wasn’t working out

- get possessed by evil ghosts on purpose

- start having hallucinations of people he knows telling him to kill, kill, kill

- get plastic surgery to bang the pope

- go blind reading a book too hard

- get thrown out of his girlfriend’s house for going blind

- get resurrected by evil ghosts who reverse his plastic surgery and give him red eyes and telekinetic powers

- set his girlfriend on fire

[fma-omakes]

Volume 23 - Arakawa’s Comment

[skrankku]

Obscure crossover No. umpty-seven: Supernatural Death-related people who deal with monsters of all shapes.

[berlynn-wohl]

[cakesandfail]

It is a lovely day in Ankh-Morpork and you are a horrible goose

[alda-rana]

Inktober 12: Dragon - young Sam Vimes with a friend :)

(Posted from a hotel in Athens. School trip ! Drawings will be smaller and simpler until I come home)

[leona-florianova]

Havelock Vetinari compilation… through the years… 

[avijohann]

*duck voice, imitating minerva’s voice* MINERVA NEWTON

[prodigal-sunlight]

I did not expect this at all and yet I am delighted Happy Bi Visibility Day folks

[corrupted-willy]

so uhhh yeah

[aleatoryw]

[doingsomecrime]

thinking about duck/minerva like

[avijohann]

Customs agent: Name?

Minerva: I AM PARK RANGER MINERVA NEWTON!

Customs agent: I heard you loud and clear.

Minerva: AND THIS IS PARK RANGER WAYNE NEWTON!

Duck: That's alright, honey.

Minerva: HE IS MY HUSBAND! THIS IS WHY WE HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME!

Customs agent: Congratulations, madam. Could you please tone it d-

Minerva: AND THIS IS CHIEF RANGER JUNO DEVINE!

Juno: Well, there goes my chance to pretend I don't know you.

[dumbgeon]

Beacon voice:

Waaaayyynnnee

[untitled55181]

[ID: A digital sketch comic that includes two panels. The first panel depicts Minerva, a tall, muscular, humanoid woman with tattoos covering her bald head. She is smiling brightly and hefting a large sword over her shoulder. She says, “Duck Newton! Are you not pleased to finally see my true face?” In the second panel, Duck, a Korean man with scruffy hair and chin whiskers, looks flustered and blushes slightly. A word balloon pointed at him contains only an exclamation point. End ID.]

This moment didn’t actually happen but maybe it did actually happen? (: