hotjimmy

[amazoogle]

if i was a horny lady i would simply make a blog on here called hornyjessica96934694951034138541356924869342892843592138592385235 (my name is jessica in this scenario) and distribute malware or whatever

[doublism]

creep themed blowjob call that radio head

[paula-of-christ]

Thus is your sign to become Catholic ☺

[anemonequeen-moved]

K

[actuallyapathy]

U

[hottest-girl-around]

N

[lettucechips]

G

[anemonequeen-moved]

P

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

O

[dragongirltitties]

W

[8akesale]

P

[the-sapphic-raven]

E

[fishareglorious]

N

[attempted-burger]

I

[raining-somewhere-else]

S

[lakemojave]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Also I checked through their blog and this was literally a joke post. They’re actually a Catholic blog but they thought that making a one sentence laughably ineffective post like this with no context and paying for it to be put on peoples dashes as an ad would be hilarious. And they were right.

[campyvillain]

i know this please help me

[campyvillain]

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

[campyvillain]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

[campyvillain]

cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me

[clearlyautomaticpainter]

[guava-jarritos]

[campyvillain]

it happened again

[strayyvoxel]

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

[fitzjubi-deactivated20230204]

[campyvillain]

new development in my brain loss story: i deadass just forgot what jerma was called

[campyvillain]

i couldn’t make this up if i tried

[authoratmidnight]

i still have NO idea what OP means by ‘Jerma’. That’s, not a thing. I just get random twt account when I google the name.

[campyvillain]

i wish i was you.

[campyvillain]

hey guys great news. guess who saw a doctor recently and it turns out my shitty comprehension skills that coincidentally got worse around the same time i got hit in the head with a spinning loose bench board in middle school probably wasnt just an autism thing and chances are i have aphasia that’s just been unchecked this whole time

[sevdrag]

Happy ending

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“Good news guys it was brain damage”

[hacksplatter]

pov: you wake up and you’re instantly hit with a -1 toe debuff

[shrimp-heaven-requiem]

PSA: If you see a mobility aid user who you do not know (or don't know all that well), don't ask them why they use it. Period. Even if it's in good faith, asking for someone's medical history out of the blue is actually very invasive and disrespectful, especially if it's someone you don't know.

Ableds are encouraged to reblog this, actually. Clown and I'm blocking you because I'm done with having to deal with y'all today.

[polishlolita]

[hardfeedaddress-deactivated2026]

I love when I reblog something and immediately a mutual or follower likes it. It’s like yeah we ARE on tumblr at the same exact moment we ARE sitting next to each other in the library showing each other memes

[kirbyskisses-main-moved-deactiv]

This exact holiday combo post can only happen once every 33 years.

[jakesullypussyhair]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[amazoogle]

[sesamie-moving]

hey reminder to stopppp fuckingggg making jokes about the "there are two wolves inside you" it was literally invented by a racist white man as a caricature of native legends for his christian ideals

[sesamie-moving]

white people stop TALKING on this POST don't say "oh teehee i didn't know i'm so so sorry" just be QUIET for ONCE

[ginger-ale-official]

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

[ginger-ale-official]

[ginger-ale-official]

Happy Easter everybody

[ginger-ale-official]

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Please enjoy this updated meme:

[beakedwhalesyo]

Aw yeah! The complete set!

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

[campyvillain]

Is the fish picture cute?

Rating: NO

This fish is clearly in distress. The fish is stationary, also known as the “freeze” response, indicating an enormous feeling of panic within the animal. The water is far too shallow for a fish of this size, and keeping a fish in a bathtub is unsanitary, both for you and the fish. This is not a healthy environment for a fish to be in, both physically and mentally, as the shock of the unfit living condition can severely lower a fish’s life expectancy - it is not cute, it is not trendy, and it is not worth the aesthetically pleasing instagram shots. Please stop treating animals like toys.

[portpebble]

[Image ID: a photo of a corndog in a bathtub. End ID.]

[odinsblog]

[accessibleaesthetics]

[Image Description: Screenshot of a tweet by damita jo (@KiaSpeaks) reading “For the first time in 30years, Muslims, Jews, Christains, Sikhs, Baha’is, Hindus, Buddhists & Indigenous nations will observe holidays simultaneously, with Ramadan, Passover, Easter, Vaisakhi, Mahavir Jayanti, Theravada New year, and the Gathering of Nations all occurring in April.” End Image Description.] 

[watches-and-windchimes]

Happy Everything

[omgsomeonesomewhereonearth]

It was also Bengali new year yesterday!

[witches-ofcolor]

Happy Holiday’s yall! 

[mintytrifecta]