crazy together? no. normal separately.

wynnie || any pronouns || inxp-t || the personification of the concept of a wet noodle (blog title from @dismoond on twt)

[laxinxiang]

about me!

quickfire facts:

name: wynnie

inxp-t

chinese-kiwi! moved to nz when i was young (and heritage chinese speaker, i open my mouth and accented 7-year-old-worthy mandarin comes out)

queer (if being on this site wasn't enough of an indication)

nd of some kind

not the best socialiser. we're working on it.

my main fandom contribution is writing - my ao3!

RECOMMEND ME THINGS!!! movies, tv shows, music, books, hobbies - GIVE ME ANYTHING!!!

in theory, this is a multifandom blog. in practice, it's byler only. subject to change, maybe.

#wynnie yaps is the tag i use for any of my personal thoughts, because i want to read those back sometimes because i love the sound of my own voice through the look of my own typed words. block that if you want, but if you're not following me for my incredible personality and devastating wit, what are you even doing here?

things i feel positively about:

BYLER 😋😍🔥❗🗣️‼️💯😋❗😍‼️💯🗣️🔥‼️😋😋

dr stone

musicals

genshin

pjoverse

saiki k

the concept of bkdk and tgck (i have not read or watched mha in years)

the good place

good omens

genshin impact (xingyun has a special place in my heart)

young royals

+ i have been working to get into film and movies recently! (my letterboxd)

and, in theory, i read (my goodreads)

[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

[stainedinink-deactivated2026041]

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

[stiffyck]

Rocky love Grace voice statement.

I was listening to City Of Stars on repeat and kept thinking about aroace grace. I love grace who is happy without a relationship, who doesn't need any romantic relationship to be fulfilled, but... I also keep thinking about Grace being a hopeless romantic. Grace who keeps hearing about love love love and nothing else, Grace who keeps waiting for that one true love, Grace who was more in love with the idea of romance than his actual girlfriend. Grace who just doesn't understand why it doesn't come naturally to him, why he can't seem to have what everyone else wants, what he keeps dreaming of. Maybe he thought Stratt may be the one for him. Maybe the idea of a big swooping romance with Stratt makes him want to claw his eyes out. Grace doesn't know what he wants.

He wanted to experience romance so bad, to understand what it was like to fall in love, what everyone keeps talking about... and now he never will.

Grace mourning his one true love back on Earth, someone who doesn't exist and never will. Grace mourning something that was never his in the first place.

[atomikats]

curiouser and curiouser

[ghostly-cabbage]

Chat am I on to something

[cornmandog]

Like a child just wandering in a garden… yanking leaves…

[audhdspacewizard]

Knowing that Eridians have much longer lifespans, and also he can't be at every school on the planet at once, Ryland Grace decides to record a bunch of entertaining science lessons with Rocky's help.

Hundreds of years later, Eridian kids still get excited when the substitute teacher rolls in the 3D shape projector, because they know they're in for an episode of Friend Grace the Science Ace.

[autisticlittleguy]

"Grace Ryland is Rocky's dog" is such a funny fucking dynamic when you think about it

Eridians are further behind than humans technologically right? They dont have computers, relativity, quantum mechanics, etc. In fact, Eridians probably dont even know about the Big Bang because their atmosphere would filter out most of the cosmic microwave background radiation we use to detect it. On a human timeline, theyre anywhere between like early-mid 20th century. Rocky's basically a cosmonaut.

So the human civilization is pretty advanced from Rocky's perspective. Rationally he understands this. On a conceptual level he knows this to be true.

But at the same time... imagine youre one of the first ever cosmonauts to make it into space. Then you meet a 10 year old alien dog who cant do 2+2 without pulling out its calculator. It forgets everything constantly and has to keep notes everywhere, like it basically lives in Memento (2000). Also if it doesnt nap constantly it gets even stupider. And you somehow has to reconcile this with the fact that this dog has a better understanding of physics than your entire civilization does. Like the dog knows how the universe started.

[autisticlittleguy]

This isnt better from Grace's perspective btw. Eridians never developed computers, so all their ship systems are steered using basically the manual labor of 24 Eridians. Also theres no radiation shielding on their ship. Actually im pretty sure half the reason why Rocky is always busy fixing shit is because the radiation keeps frying all the onboard electronics, so hes always building and fixing and replacing components

Like imagine being a modern day sailor navigating the Pacific with GPS and strong hulls to protect against the raging ocean. And from portside you see like an honest to god viking ship. Except its made of some high tech carbon fiber material. But like, its still very definitely a viking ship. You can clearly see there's 24 oars along the hull where sailors are supposed to use to manually row their ship. Also the ship is leaking and theres like one little dude on board whos skittering around patching the holes constantly. Also this little dude is blind and doesnt know about water. Thats how insane Eridians look being an interstellar species without computers or radiation shielding.

Both of them thinks the other one is the completely ridiculous and absurd one and theyre both totally amazed at how far the other has come in spite of it

[birbliophile]

made a thing.

[applejaymi]

touch starved

[applejaymi]

im sorry everyone i made them hug

[hailed-marys]

an ode to prometheus

[asparklethatisblue]

Human Grace finds out that Eridian Grace grows and gets heavier very fast

[saucefunk]

dirty dirty dirty

[woodsywarbler]

you know those videos of tortoises getting brushed? yeah

[varchaiiart]

relistening to the audiobook and got inspired!

[seadeepspaceontheside]

Stupid ugly statement