Time For You To Stand Up

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[orlaise]

it’s been “one of those days” for several years

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[fidget-sinner]

In French, we don’t say “ninety nine”, we say “quatre vingt dix neuf” which roughly translates to “I’ve never heard of a functional numeric system before” and I think that’s beautiful

[onlydadjokes]

My wife asked me if I could stop singing ‘Wonderwall’ by Oasis I said maybe.

[bullee]

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[estradoll]

no i am well aware of this train wreck

[ohmycheese]

[myriadsubtletiess-blog]

l-m-f-a-o

i’m so here for this little girl

[nishnasty]

They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time.

[halechka]

Reasons to be proud of your sign

Aries: Jackie Chan & Matt McGorry

Taurus: Thomas Sanders & Patrick Stump 

Gemini: Laverne Cox & Johnny Depp

Cancer: Chris Pratt & Markiplier

Leo: Anna Kendrick & GloZell

Virgo: Beyonce & Zendaya

Libra: Halsey & Will Smith

Scorpio: Scarlett Johansson & Caitlyn Jenner

Sagittarius: Nicki Minaj & Walt Disney

Capricorn: Martin Luther King Jr & Jim Carrey

Aquarius: Ellen Degeneres & Phil Lester

Pisces: Rihanna & Jensen Ackles

[shesaware]

i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair

[graphicnerdity]

Harry Potter-Themed Shooters

These drinks are not for beginners. By that I mean only experienced Harry Potter fans will appreciate the puns that went into making them. Full disclosure, a couple of them are awful. I’ll let you figure out which ones. Better yet, serve them to your friends and let them decide!

Other shooters that didn’t make the cut: Lord Vodkamort, Flourish & Blattoed, and Cognac McLaggen.

[darth-slayder]

Oh. My. God.

[ashtoniousrex]

sarahdactyls birthday shots are a yes

[knewqueen]

Yasssssss

[layla-0livia]

fuckyeahcolincreevey yes we can and yes we will

[aerostarmonk]

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

[arcticmowsy-deactivated20201214]

oh my god

[wizardshark]

i just do not understand this post what even

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de-lighted

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[ruinedchildhood]

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[hella90s]

“I liked them before they were famous”

[fullpraxisnow]

#AfterSeptember11 trended on Twitter today. So real. White supremacy manifests in so many sinister ways. These tweets paint a vivid picture.