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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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@layla-cassius
If there's anything I've learned over the past few weeks
You don’t want to cuddle up? I’m hurt, Princess.
Just keep your ears open, I may need something while I’m doing this and I’ll go to you first to get it.
It would look kind of odd if a woman almost in her thirties was cuddling up to a.... teenage boy wouldn't you say?
Of course. I would get anything you would ask of me. So who all knows the King Of The Crossroads is wiggling inside a kid?
If there's anything I've learned over the past few weeks
There it is.
I’m helping your mother. She’s in a younger vessel, trapped in a younger vessel actually, and needs someone to keep a look out for her and help corrupting the girl she’s in so she can take full control. I think it would look strange if I got too close to a seventeen year old girl in my old vessel so i found this one.
I see, well don't think I'm gonna be cuddling up to you two in those vessels or I might be accused of pedophilia.
If there's anything I've learned over the past few weeks
I know I’m your father and that should be proof enough for you! How many demons know you’re not actually Luci’s child?
Onl-
Why the hell are you in a new vessel then?
If there's anything I've learned over the past few weeks
Hi, Layla. I’m dad.
I call your bluff. Not even all the Siamese kittens in the world can make me believe you're my father.
If there's anything I've learned over the past few weeks
Already have. College girls…easiest bait I’ve ever gone after.
I’m sorry, what did you say your name was again?
Score for you.
Never gave it in first place. Layla my dear.
If there's anything I've learned over the past few weeks
It is! I don’t get out with a gorgeous face like this often. Course I only have this dapper chap until mummy and daddy notice he’s missing and call out the entire nation in a worldwide search but…it’s a good thing he has horrible connection with them. He’s quite a fun younger vessel.
So use that gorgeous face. Get laid for all I care.
Holy fuck.
And you’ve cared about me since….?
Since you've became hell's baby demon of course. Then you've grown to be a strong little demon and daddy's little princess whom he taught himself. No, really. How are you? Since your big vampire brother's death?
If there's anything I've learned over the past few weeks
Oh I already did. It’s just funny to see it in action.
Mhm, I'm sure it is.
Holy fuck.
I wonder why. Let’s list the reasons why shall we? Both times I’ve been to hell in the torture chamber, who gave my punishments? You. Who ruined my relationship last year? You. Who’s the one who threatens to kill my family all the time? You. There’s where my “hostility” with you lies. If I had to list things you’ve done centuries ago, I’d be here all night, so you know what?
Ouch. I was just going to ask how you were. Didn't know you thought that much about me.
If there's anything I've learned over the past few weeks
It’s that a pretty face in business really does go a long way…
Most businessmen should already know that.
Holy fuck.
Then go do some more instead of being in my presence?
I sense hostility.
Holy fuck.
Ugh, god don’t you got a little baby to go deep fry instead of pestering me?
I've already deep fried babies for the week.
Holy fuck.
Oh I’m sure they are for you since you probably start them all.
We sound bitter.
Holy fuck.
Who knew owning a part bar would let you see so many bar fights. If I thought I didn’t see it all before…. god was I was wrong.
Bar fights are the best.
crowiey:
i’ll be dead before the day is done
Weird dream...
Okay maybe obsessive is a better word for it.
Obsessive? Humans can be like that.
Weird dream...
No just…strange.
Strange is all around us pumpkin.
