precious love

| 30 | Drama Teacher

[laylaxwhitlock]

inez-finch​:

That’s what makes those things so good, it’s a vicious cycle.

Our enjoyment would sink to the ground if it wasn’t nearly as good. I feel terrible for anyone who is deprived of taste buds.

[laylaxwhitlock]

tobias-detling​:

Yeah… that’s not a very good question, and it’s one that I’ve answered a lot. No, I’m not.

I mean, is there anything I can do? You tried helping me with my funding, the least I can do is help you.

[laylaxwhitlock]

aria-magnuson​:

Mhm… so are you actually high and trying to play it off? Why else would you not be at my party?

Oh my god, Aria, I’m definitely not high. I was awake for hours into the night rifling through my students’ auditions. Imagine their disappointment if I didn’t post the cast list on Monday.

[laylaxwhitlock]

javierxreyes​:

Guess we all have to be good at something.

Some people are too cowardly to sign up for my drama club, both figuratively and literally. 

[laylaxwhitlock]

dean-weston​:

No one knows what that means, Layla, but if it means how shitty I feel, then I can understand. I guess.

You don’t need to understand my references to know what I mean, Deedee. It’s my way of describing exhaustion. Which you definitely are.

[laylaxwhitlock]

inez-finch​:

Life’s too short to not eat all of the delicious things.

I know, right? It’s a lowkey addiction to touch things that are so bad for us.

[laylaxwhitlock]

lady-simmons​:

Sometimes your body knows what you want before your brain does.

It’s like how my mouth says shit before my brain wants me to. A blessing and a curse.

[laylaxwhitlock]

colette-matthews​:

I was kinda joking, but oh my god.

No– no we’re not going to freak out. Are you late or did you actually skip?

I skipped a period, I most definitely had to have skipped a period.

I’m not freaking out, who’s freaking out about a late period? Not me. I’m great, why wouldn’t it be great, it’s great.

[laylaxwhitlock]

colette-matthews​:

Um… are you pregnant?

Come on, no way. That totally wouldn’t-

Oh my god. I skipped a period.

[laylaxwhitlock]

Oh my god, it’s like I have the munchies without the high or something.

[laylaxwhitlock]

tobias-detling​:

I don’t feel like having any company right now, sorry.

I ran into Duke at the gym the other day and he told me what happened. Are you alright?

God, sorry, stupid question to ask.

[laylaxwhitlock]

dean-weston​:

Please don’t talk to me until I have at least three more cups of coffee. I’m too old for the whole staying up all night bullshit.

I don’t say this often, Weston, but you look like shit. Like cramming your lines and learning choreography three nights in a row shit.

[laylaxwhitlock]

andrewxxjones​:

Did that really happen?

It totally did! She tried to make a dramatic flourish of an entrance at the party and completely fell flat on her face down the stairs. 

[laylaxwhitlock]

javierxreyes​:

That sounds like a lot of drama I don’t really care about.

They don’t call me the drama teacher for nothing.

[laylaxwhitlock]

colette-matthews​:

If it doesn’t succeed, I fully vote for throwing a Molotov cocktail in their cars.

Why stop at their cars? Let’s Molotov their houses when they’re away doing douchey things. We’ll be Thelma and Louise.

[laylaxwhitlock]

tobias-detling​:

I don’t think him being soft on you would work if you and Collie actually damage property. Sheriff Harvey does have a job to do.

Ew, as if our vandalism wouldn’t be dropped down the list when you have the Fabray siblings running amok.

[laylaxwhitlock]

felixxgil​:

I… don’t think that’s how basketball works, but who am I to say? I have two left feet.

That’s totally how basketball works, I would know, the middle school did High School Musical two years ago.